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I Denounce Fraulein Pulloskies for Desecrating Ho Chi Minh

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Comrades,

It is with great regret and sadness that I must reveal to you a secret photograph. This occurred several weeks ago, when Fraulein Pulloskies and I were on duty in Vietnam. Our job was to escort the corpse of Dear Leader Ho Chi Minh back to Russia for an annual servicing (only the Russian are knowledgeable in the servicing of deceased, embalmed, communist dictators).

I thought Fraulein took her work seriously, but, alas, I caught her in the act of desecrating the tomb of one of the most beloved dictators of our Glorious System.

Here, in the photograph, you can see her enjoying herself, perched at the top of Ho Chi Minh's tomb. Below you will see a visitor as he slips on a banana peel. Unfortunately, it was Fraulein who placed that banana peel on the lovely, hard, concrete, walkway, entrance to Ho Chi Minh's Tomb.

And, to place treasonous activity upon treasonous activity, she thought it fitting to climb up to the top of the tomb to witness the slipping of one visitor after another as they entered to the tomb to worship the well maintained (by the Russian embalmers) corpse of Ho Chi Minh.

Well, the photograph really speaks for itself. She will be judged accordingly.

Fraulein, I'm sorry to do this to you, Comrade, but Our Glorious System is above all of us.

Your loyal Comrade,

Leninka

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Shame on you Frau. It's bad enough when you leave banana peels around Party HQ. If you weren't so heavy I'd put you over my knee for some good old fashioned People's justice! So this will have to suffice instead...

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Hmmm, these are quite serious accusations about you, soon-to-be-former-Comrade Fraulein Pulloskies. As well all know, enjoying oneself in any activity not previously approved by the Party for this purpose is treason. (I have included the official Party permissiable activities for enjoyment list below to refresh everyone's memory.) Yes, I am sure this will be dealt with harshly, Fraulein. Expect a knock on your door in the middle of the night.

And by the way, Where the hell did you get a banana????

And as for you, Leninka.... the word is spelled corps not corpse! A dead body is a corps. An uneducated youth (according to John Kerry) joins the Marine Corpse. Obama uses these words correctly; everyone else is wrong.

Official Party-Approved List of Enjoyable Activities
1. Listening to Obama speak
2. Looking at pictures of Obama
3. Reading about Obama
4. Fantasizing about the deaths of Palin, Limbaugh, Beck.
5. Sorry, there are only four.

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Comrade Opiate,

Should not throwing darts at any photo of the Triumvarate be included on this list?

Perhaps allowing a smile while performing this service could not be detrimental to the collective.

Your determination is korrect!


PS: What part of the Ho Chi Minh remains did she actually touch?

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*sigh* I've heard grumblings of Frau Pulloskies banana hoarding and habitual loafing but never wanted to believe it.

I'm inclined to give her a chance to explain herself.

Meanwhile, I suggest we pull her file and DNA samples just in case.

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Comrades, I'm not one to talk but sharing a cubicle with the Frau I could tell you stories. Like how she hoards banana's in her hollowed out peg leg or her drinking on the job. But like I said, I'm not one to gossip.

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I did notice some unusual bulges in her dress just before we arrived to deliver the dead communist dictator's corpsicle (or as Comrade Opiate says--Corps), and they were not where one would expect the Fraulein to have any bulges.

A side note: I had no idea that the maintenance and embalming of the dead bodies of communist dictators were such a specialty, or that the Russians were the world experts. I suppose when Comrade Fidel dies, he, too, will be pickled and encased in glass. I mean, wouldn't taxidermy also be an option?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Shame on you Frau. It's bad enough when you leave banana peels around Party HQ. If you weren't so heavy I'd put you over my knee for some good old fashioned People's justice! So this will have to suffice instead...

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Hold on just one beet-pickin' second, Comrade Whoopie (if that is your real name!) You don't get to act all innocent in this...in case you forgot your fledgling film career in the evil Reagan era:
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P.S. How was Uncle Ho's little dacha in the Hamptons?

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That is a fine piece of evidence you have created dug up, Comrade Infidel. Most entertaining revealing.

Oh, dear. This is terrible. Whoopie, et tu?

On the other hand, why not revive the idea of the film with a whole series: Weekend at Pol Pots, Weekend at Hugo's, Weekend at Vlad's, Weekend at Uncle Joe's, and Weekend at Nanski Peloski's.

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Comrade Tooorisky wrote: Should not throwing darts at any photo of the Triumvarate be included on this list?

Darts are no longer to be used for enjoyment but must be forwarded to the Central Committee for possible medical use when the country runs out of hypodermic needles under our forthcoming socialized medicine program.

Comrade Tooorisky wrote: PS: What part of the Ho Chi Minh remains did she actually touch?

It wasn't stated but I think I now know where she got the banana.

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and still not a peep from the accused.... very suspicious....

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While waiting for the accused to get their facts straight, I went back and examined the original post. Is it just me, comrades, or does it appear that the grave of "He who Enlightens" has been boarded up? Is it under renovations or has it been seized by the People? Maybe even vacated? Have there been any reports of zombie Ho sightings?

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Leninka, it was Russian embalmers who perfected a secret technique which keeps your namesake V. Lenin looking as fresh as a daisy.

99.998% Infidel, what's wrong with partying with our dearly departed Socialist celebs? What could be better than advancing the lie current truth that they're still alive and well? Old comrades never die, they merely lapse into a state of serene introspection from which they can never be roused.

Buffoon, we are diligently searching for the Frau. I even checked her favorite stall in the Party HQ bathroom where she likes to nap.

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THERE IS NO PROOF OR EVIDENCE THAT I, THE MOST LOYAL FRAULEIN, PLACED ANY BANANA PEELINGS ANY PLACE AT ANY TIME.
If you people had done your homework as assigned by bill number SR5921TZ0, you would have investigated to see that I was simply an innocent passerby, checking on safety measures, while NEW Comrade Chedoh was pulling shenanigans, as this most up to date, accurate photo depicts!

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and I never keep banana in my leggings. Why, they nothing would stay fresh in a leggings, now, would it. I do not even like bananas spit spit, since they are on the Offensive List of dear Leader and Pres. Michelle.

Comrade Whoopie, the next time you are looking for a fellow comradic, it might be most thoughtful not to be kicking them as you fall over vodka bottles.

Comrade Buffoon, there was NO peeping because, as usual, the Frau was busy at work doing working things. And I never received any Investigative Memo! Who is supposed to be sending out memos, I ask??!!

Comrade Infidel, I was just helping a comrade home after a night on the town. NO funny business going on; no, none at all!

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Dear Leninka, I am filled with glad tiding to see that you are staying on top of goings on, of the going on of the Cube patronages. I am thinking that you were mislead by one or some of our participants, which I won't mention by name ..... but were eager to add their 2 cents.

But, being loyal Progs, I am filled with more glad tidings to see that these Cube participants are following in the steps of Dear Leader himself, so I have presenting giving you all the Official Finger. Please accept this award in the spirit in which it is given!

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Comrade Infidel,

Infidel wrote:Is it just me, comrades, or does it appear that the grave of "He who Enlightens" has been boarded up? Is it under renovations or has it been seized by the People? Maybe even vacated? Have there been any reports of zombie Ho sightings?

Are you saying that the gloomy sinister looking tomb of the HO, is architecturally flawed?

As for the zombie Ho sightings, I hear that his ghost makes frequent visits to Dear Leader, especially since the election. Dear Leader Ho knows how it feels to lose an election on a grand scale, because when the North Vietnamese found out he was going to take North Vietnam communist, one million of them voted against him, with their feet--when they ran as as fast as they could to South Vietnam, and you know what happened after that--mayhem and the creation of the Ho Chi Minh trail.

Comrade Fraulein,

I, too suspect Cheeto, but that doesn't let you off the hook. But thank you for the finger award (I think). The next time I see you with a banana, I'll never think the same way about you again.

Sadly,

Comrade Leninka

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I never keep banana in my leggings. I do not even like bananas spit spit, since they are on the Offensive List of dear Leader and Pres. Michelle.

Comrade Buffoon, there was NO peeping because, as usual, the Frau was busy at work doing working things. And I never received any Investigative Memo! Who is supposed to be sending out memos, I ask??!!

I failed to mention this image from your file...

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Leninka: I, too suspect Cheeto, but that doesn't let you off the hook.

These words I struggle with... a coffee can and some house match's will surely make Frau P's worries go bye-bye. But...

Do we need the Cheeto stain of orange on our shirts?

By shirts I mean conscience.

just sayin...


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ah yes, visions of my performing years have finally surfaced. All I can say, is I have nothing to say. This was merely a small attempt to provide entertainment for the freedom fighters, who are so maligned and besieged with negativity, are they not.

As for banana's, I have heard that joke before and will not befall into it!! Curved yellow fruit in a banana by any other name!!

Dear Leninka, as for "dear Leaders Ho", this is not the way to speak of Pres. Michelle. Yes, she is bossy, demanding and deeply despotic but dear Leader has called for civility in speak. . . . . oops, my apology! That is just for the Rethuglicans and conservatives!


 
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