Dr. Strangelove wrote:All hail ManBearPig!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:

Dr. Strangelove wrote:I see that you are testing a new weapon, Theo, to use against the talent-shitting birds that were not, most definitely not, sent by Pupovich:

So say you, Dr., so say you. The talent-shitting birds are now attacking my courtyard, which is entirely enclosed, in the center of my house. There are splotches of bird shit all around the window into my kitchen which could only have come from Pupovich-trained talent-shitting birds.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Recently Marshal Pupovich offered himself up for another denunciation. Thinking that he was getting to enjoy it, I yawned and passed on. Pupovich has learned to sail through denunciations like George Stephanolous through a polygraph test; it's like Tiger Woods hitting a par hole. You can admire the professionalism but where's the excitement now?

In an earlier thread Pupovich was talking about a cat in his house:

The cat beast will jump up suddenly and head to my bathroom. As I chased behind to make sure he was not doing talent shitting...

Yesterday morning as I left my ranch house to buy Purina Prole Chow at Wally World in Culo de Pecos, I closed the garage door and noticed a big splash in the middle. It was the biggest splash of bird shit that I've ever seen, and there is no place for a bird to roost above the door to make that splash.

I instantly realized that Pupovich has been teaching birds to do talent shitting. I looked in the sky and saw some birds heading for me, and in a panic, opened the garage and squealed the tires getting inside, and closed the door.

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"Bruno," I yelled, "By the Weeping Sores and Lesions of Chairman Meow..."

"Theocritus! You promised to quit swearing!"

"Oh shut up, you silly queen. Your mangos are withering. We're under siege! That lousy Pupovich has taught birds to dive-bomb shit. It's going to be like <i>The Birds</i>!"

Bruno quit playing with his toes, looked up with a look no more than usually vacant, and asked, "<i>The Birds</i>?"

"That Hitchcock movie, you dumbass."

And for the last 24 hours my house has been filled with Bruno acting like Tippi Hedren in a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tippi_Hed ... Vietnamese nail salon.</a>

I denounce Pupovich for the antisocial and uncomradely behavior of teaching birds talent shitting. Now I need to get back to shooting birds before they can teach this to other birds and then the whole world will be in danger.

Oh, Pupovich, are you going to get it. I'm having our Many Titted Empress come over to Louisiana just for you with the Screaming Olbermann Head of Mass Sneering Destruction and you'll get to listen to how she, and not his O'liness, was the real winner of the primaries and how she, and now his O'liness, ought to be measuring the White House for new draperies.

You'll pay, Pupovich, you'll pay.

Captain Craptek wrote:I only learned the bad news tonight. Very sad. I will miss him, yet never knew him.

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Captain Craptek wrote:

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Ah, but first you will have to capture him. He has been invisible as of late...

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote: Of course I will represent " Pupovich" as I recently graduated Jersey law school, and short order chef academy. and frankly I need the money.

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote: I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Tovarichi wrote:I believe the good Marshall requires only two more show trials before he receives the free custom beet vodka shot glass set...

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Sir Red Star!

Instead of showing solidarity with the masses during this most difficult GOVT shutdown it has come to my attention that Marshall Pupovich has taken advantage of the lack of normal security!!!!!!!!!!!

I noticed that a mattress tag has been ripped off in strict violation of party doctrine and not to mention federal law!!!!!! I had it examined by The People's Navy crime lab and placed under a blacklight to highlight any fingerprints........AND


The shame, shame, shame, that my dear former friend in uniform and Judge at my own Show trial years ago has now fallen so low , I DENOUNCE MARSHALL PUPOVICH for, well you know....the usual stuff, like crimes against humanity and so forth, oh and barking up the wrong tree (he gets confused sometimes) ........

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Captain Craptek wrote:

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Ah, but first you will have to capture him. He has been invisible as of late...

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Ah, but first you will have to capture him. He has been invisible as of late...

Ah comrade, I have just been so busy fleecing the sheeple and tooling around my dacha.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Sir Red Star(The Naughty) wrote:I Re Denounce Pupovich........ Yes you thought you could get way!!!!! I will start fabricating evidence for your show trial!!!!!!

Comrade Red Star, while I commend you for your effort to denounce me, and it i always good practice to collect fabricated evidence against any and all comrades just in case a show trial is called for, I must point out a few problems.

The main problem you must face is that you must first be of commissar rank or the equivalent to call for a show trial.

Secondly, I for one would love to be the subject of a Show Trial as each and every one of them has only served to increase my position in the party elite.

Thirdly, due to the second comment, you will soon discover that Kommissaka Pinkie will object strenuously for she is under the illusion that I actually seek a Show Trial in order to increase my stature in the Party.

Red Rooster wrote:It will come to pass that talent shitting will come to pass.... we shit you not.

And I quote: "Angry asylums of whistling winters, feel the sting cold metal crash, coming to pass..."

Hell hath frozen over.