Comrades, I feel I must denounce my home collective and myself (by proxy) as a racist, homophobe, islamophobe, Hispanophobe, and Italian stereotype-o-phobe. This blatant exercise of "liberty" cannot be tolerated! Damnit! Can't we all just get along?? I'm as tolerant as the next prole, but there is absolutley one thing I will not tolerate, and that is hate. I hate hate. I hate hate sooo much, that this begs the question: "What can we do about the conservative problem in AmeriKKKa?". . .


. . You can click here to read treason and thoughtcrime in action.

I DENOUNCE YOUR DENOUEMENT! No good progressive Prog can be racist, homophobe, islamophobe, Hispanophobe, and Italian stereotype-o-phobe. This is lesson numero one in Jiffy-Lobo. You might give consideration to a quick driveby visit to the Lob, comrade.

And as for " ...... billboard depicting President Barack Obama as a terrorist, a gangster, a Mexican bandit and a gay man is getting national attention.", what is wrong with that? Terrorist is just a name the hateful reichwingers call beloved Freedomfighters, is it not?! Gangster are simple prole- comrades in groups doing group things; Mexican bandit are merely loyal undocumented Democrats in neighborly country redistributing wealth; and gay men are . . . gay men!!

No shame here, comrade, no shame.

But what about the Children™ , Fraulein!? Think of the Children™!!

We must teach the children Corrected Thought, is that not correct?! Thus, they must learn to embrace terrorist as freedomfighters; gangster are gangs for prog proles, an improved version of the vile Boy Scouts, and who can dispute Mexican bandit as merely loyal undocumented Democrats in neighborly country redistributing wealth; and gay is so gay! This IS for the betterment of the children (who are clogging up mother earth any way!!)

I also denounce your self inflicted denouncment!

To be truly exemplary denouncements, like rain, must come from above.

Self denouncement is self abuse, which must be denounced. Like the Black Plague it must be kept in check for the collective good!The important question is: Whom is charged with overseeing the Children's Department?

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:...
To be truly exemplary denouncements, like rain, must come from above.

This is of trueness but you must logic in that Progs are as close to coming from "above" as it gets. . . just ask dearest Leader. He exemplifies 'above', does he not!?

Of Course Comrade Pulloskies,

The logic in your thought processes is like a breath of fresh air!

There can be no higher authority than he. Dear leader is always watching out for us and over us.

Who can he pray to but himself?

Who stereotypes Rethuglicans better than Rethuglicans themselves. Dear Leader should hire these people as consultants.

Glorious!

Because stereotypes are racist, everybody knows that, it's been a fact proven since the dawn of communism. Yet what gets me is that those ignorant backwoods extreme right-wing racist whacko neo-fascists nutjob evangelical crazy religious zealots don't get mad about Homer Simpson or his family on The Simpson's of White extreme right-wing racist whacko neo-fascists nutjob Amerikkkans, which is obviously a raaaaaacist depiction of a White extreme right-wing racist whacko neo-fascists nutjob Amerikkkan family.

Of course it has nothing to do with actually making fun of stereotypes.

Speaking of which, I'm very grateful for the link comrade, I have found one of the finest progs in progdom dwell amongst you and yours, from the comments section:

By phaethon - Wednesday, October 13, 2010

MisterX - You asked for a definition of Neo-fascism, and I gave you one - nothing more. By the way, capitalism was also very good to me, although I consider it inherently evil.

See comrades, kapitalism has been good to us, yet, (and remember, it's been good to us) it is inherently evil. I love prog logic.

And even better, this:

By phaethon - Wednesday, October 13, 2010

American Patriot - What gave you the impression the billboard riled me up? It's nothing, badly done, is in a terrible location and a waste of money to whoever paid for it. As for the Tea Party, just remember the classic 19th century observation that “Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends”. The current Tea Party movement is a passing phase, just like Ross Perot and the Bull Moose Party. In the end, the traditional elites will continue to be the true power in this country, just like we've always been.

See comrades, not to worry, we elitist progressives will always be in charge, we will always be the true power.

Red Rooster wrote:Glorious!



See comrades, kapitalism has been good to us, yet, (and remember, it's been good to us) it is inherently evil. I love prog logic.

And even better, this:

By phaethon - Wednesday, October 13, 2010

American Patriot - What gave you the impression the billboard riled me up? It's nothing, badly done, is in a terrible location and a waste of money to whoever paid for it. As for the Tea Party, just remember the classic 19th century observation that “Tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends”. The current Tea Party movement is a passing phase, just like Ross Perot and the Bull Moose Party. In the end, the traditional elites will continue to be the true power in this country, just like we've always been.

See comrades, not to worry, we elitist progressives will always be in charge, we will always be the true power.

wait a cotton picking moment Comrade Rooster, he was not yet finished...
""By phaethon - Wednesday, October 13, 2010 Dirt Bag - You are substantially correct as to why i moved to Happy Valley, especially the good weather and outdoor lifestyle (although adverse health conditions the past few years makes it impossible for me to enjoy the outdoors as much as I once did).
American Patriot - Your reference to God “granting me the ability to change things…” is well-meaning, but wasted. As someone who believes in rational thought, even the concept of a deity is ludicrous. All religious belief is based on faith, not proven fact. Faith is not fact. Faith, by definition, cannot be fact - that's why it's called faith. Religious faith is based solely on mythology and superstition. This is not to imply that it's not a powerful force, it obviously is. Some contend fervent religious belief is the most powerful force in the world, which it just may be.- but that still doesn't obviate the fact that it's based on a false and irrational premise.""

Rooster, you make excellent points. Stereotypes are always based on ignorance. Only the ignorant believe their lying eyes. Objective observation can never be a basis for one's beliefs.

The left never stereotypes, at worst we only generalize in a subjective way which is excusable because it relies on intellectual assumptions.

As for capitalism, not only has it been good for us at the top, according to Marx, it's essential. There can be no socialism until capitalism builds a base of wealth to redistribute.

Yes, capitalism is evil and that is why only the Party elite can be trusted to safely manage it on behalf of the People. John Edwards spoke of a two tiered society (two Americas). One where members of the elite can indulge themselves with the trappings of capitalism and the other made up of proles who depend on the elite for all their worldly needs.

The Party elite are willing to make this sacrifice for the People. Let us suffer and struggle with owning private jets, maintaining expensive mansions and the health impact of eating rich gourmet foods so that the proles can live a healthy peasant's life.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Rooster, you make excellent points. Stereotypes are always based on ignorance. Only the ignorant believe their lying eyes. Objective observation can never be a basis for one's beliefs.

The left never stereotypes, at worst we only generalize in a subjective way which is excusable because it relies on intellectual assumptions.

As for capitalism, not only has it been good for us at the top, according to Marx, it's essential. There can be no socialism until capitalism builds a base of wealth to redistribute.

Yes, capitalism is evil and that is why only the Party elite can be trusted to safely manage it on behalf of the People. John Edwards spoke of a two tiered society (two Americas). One where members of the elite can indulge themselves with the trappings of capitalism and the other made up of proles who depend on the elite for all their worldly needs.

The Party elite are willing to make this sacrifice for the People. Let us suffer and struggle with owning private jets, maintaining expensive mansions and the health impact of eating rich gourmet foods so that the proles can live a healthy peasant's life.

Comrade Whoopie is right! We, as Cube loyalists, should be willing to suffer these hardships so that proles need not suffer them. I am even willing to "do the heavy lifting" by forcing a vacation in the Bahamas upon myself. It's for the Greater Good™ !!!

100% Infidel wrote:Comrades, I feel I must denounce my home collective and myself (by proxy) as a racist, homophobe, islamophobe, Hispanophobe, and Italian stereotype-o-phobe. This blatant exercise of "liberty" cannot be tolerated! Damnit! Can't we all just get along?? I'm as tolerant as the next prole, but there is absolutley one thing I will not tolerate, and that is hate. I hate hate. I hate hate sooo much, that this begs the question: "What can we do about the conservative problem in AmeriKKKa?". . . . You can click here to read treason and thoughtcrime in action.

Comrade,

One must learn the way of the radical. Axelrod and the DNC posted that sign just to rile up the base. Make it look like Teabaggers did it. Very clever indeed.

Infidel Castrate wrote: Comrade,
One must learn the way of the radical. Axelrod and the DNC posted that sign just to rile up the base. Make it look like Teabaggers did it. Very clever indeed.

This does kind have a certain "Alinsky" feel to it. It's probably a brilliant ploy that is on a "Need to know" basis, and I don't need to know (couldn't they warn a comrade??"

100% Infidel wrote:

Infidel Castrate wrote: Comrade,
One must learn the way of the radical. Axelrod and the DNC posted that sign just to rile up the base. Make it look like Teabaggers did it. Very clever indeed.

This does kind have a certain "Alinsky" feel to it. It's probably a brilliant ploy that is on a "Need to know" basis, and I don't need to know (couldn't they warn a comrade??"

Comrade 100%, this was done so for your own good. By not warning you it made your outrage seem more believable. While our outrage is always selective it must still appear genuine lest we be accused of astroturfing. You did very well. I am most certain there is a People's Cube award for your display of unfeigned outrage in the near future.

Comrades, all of this denouncement back and forth has nearly caused my boot to overheat. I feel the need to denounce something or someone yet based on the above conversation, don't know who or what to denounce!

So like any good prog when all else fails, I denounce Bushitler.

Phew, I feel more gooder now...