Drudge Report must be stopped from publishing unflattering photos of the MTE. We hear he may have been tapping phones and should be investigated by the Justice Department.

Not to be difficult or anything like that but ... do you know of a flattering picture of our beloved MTE?

This one has its good points...

Here's our mini many titted empress wearing a muumuu.....

Here's another one of Hill before she puts on what little make-up she uses.......

Here's Hillary toasting Rick Santorum's trifecta victory.......

Now, add a sound byte of that cackling laugh of hers and you've pretty much got the picture.

Here's to our beloved M.T.E. Hillary and the "Breakfast of Champions".

Comrade PeoplesComrade

After studying the photo exhaustively, it is clear to everyone in our collective that The Hillamonster Madam Secretary has never looked lovelier. Never... NEVER...

One can only imagine the eagerness and gusto with which President Horndog Clinton arranged their humpsessions assignations.

Unkulturny, how on earth could you not love this?oror, my favorite, Our Many Titted Empress also has a bust of her in the New York Museum of Sex. But the image that will always stay in my mind is this one from the time that our Many Titted Empress went on a bender at the Rancho with Bloody Marys made from real, rich, white, teen-age virgin female Republican blood. And the utter destruction left in her wake. She left her tusks in my damned front door!

And the utter destruction left in her wake. She left her tusks in my damned front door![/quote]
You mean 'udder' destruction Father Prog? But unseriously, as People's Poet™/longtime reader/2nd time caller, errr, poster, I will tell you my sensitive artistic psyche is damaged not-quite-yet-beyond-rationed-vodka repair by the wistful portrait you provided of MTE walking alone in the rain in her Empress tarp. I saw it and wept; it was like a state-sponsored Streisand song.

Comrade Theo: You're a fan of the rapidly decaying corpse Mike Malloy? I thought that it was just Rachel Maddow and myself. Remember how Mr. Maddow said: "I love your dark thoughts. We all love you for your dark thoughts." He are some of his progressive dark thoughts...let's revel in all their intellectual glory.....

1. "The Republican Party needs to be executed as quickly as possible."
2. "I have a good news to report. Glenn Beck appears closer to suicide -- I'm hoping that he does it on camera."
3. "Cheney, by the way looks very ruddy; I couldn't get over that like he must have feasted on a Jewish baby, or a Muslim baby....that's what somebody like Cheney does to get that ruddy look."
4. "I hope he [Limbaugh] keeps going, because that means he will soon croak. Like I said, eventually, he will choke to death on his own throat fat."
5. "Rush Limbaugh is a bigger threat to this country than Osama bin Laden....Why isn't he arrested and sentenced for treason?"
6. "I used to have violence fantasies about Scott McClellan...All those feelings are being shifted now to Dana Perino, violence fantasies."
7. "Aw, Drudge, somebody ought to wrap a strong Republican entrail around his neck and hoist him up about six feet in the air and watch him bounce."

I heard that Bill Clinton's been mumbling something in his sleep lately that sounds like, MIMI mmmmuuumumuuunnnnuuuummmmm
For Dear Leader it would be something like MINIME...............

Surely someone asked the WH if the Lewinsky closet still exists.
Yes, she put her big fat here with a leg up over there and he kinda crouched like the hero in Spitzer's One Act Play over here and put the Rep Weiner about there.
Yep, cellophane wrapper and all.
Remember. JFK, Spitzer, Clinton and Rep Weiner all agree: The Democrat Party is the best choice for womyn!

Comrade Theo: This is a rare official Party picture of our many titted empress taken at your El Rancho, she was showing Bruno the proper way to eat a banana.....

I wonder if there is a picture of the MTE with the Hildo Hydra 7.1 ?

PR, I thank you for the picture of the woman eating a banana. It is burned on my brain, just like pictures of Divine eating dog poop.

But as far as banana eating goes, have you heard that Lord Obambam has instructed HHS to issue directives that all newly born babies shall be equipped with Gratification Devices?

The gratification device seems to look like a latex product pretending to be a part of the male anatomy. But it is in fact not. It is a replica of Dear Oleader's Little Soldier and is to be used in the training of all newly minted proles.

This is a stop-gap measure of course until genetic engineers can use the money in Obamcare to change the DNA of all newly minted proles so that they have rifling in the shape of Dear Oleader's Little Solder both in their throats and proctologically.

Because we cannot be free until we're all the butt boys of some Big Lib.

"I want to be the fuwst in line to twy that out..."

Hon. Rep. Bonnie Fwank, (D. Mass)

I'm thinking we should use proactive/preemptive cryonics and protect Brawney's DNA for posterity. Freeze Frank Now!

TPC, for I second I thought that you said Bonny Fwank's posterior.

BTW, were you a comrade when Chairman Meow Punchenko came up with The People's Tasty Crème? Well, that's your initials spelled sideways, sort of. And you can imagine what it is.

Three hundred years ago French duchesses wouldn't wear undies and when they needed to shit, they just did, and let it fall on the floor of the ballroom. The idea was that the shit of a duchess was just fine for someone else. This was the time, bear in mind, that opera boxes had something like, "if you don't mind, don't shit in the boxes." Ordure is the word that they used.

The ultimate in proggery is convincing others that your shit really doesn't stink, and considering that Lord O's popularity has rebounded by three percent in a month, I'd have to say that he's using industrial-strength Glade room freshener. But then anything that powerful could overpower the smell of a battlefield with rotting corpses in 110º heat.

But that's the side effect of being a Really Made Prog. Not only do you not smell your own shit, but, and here's the big one, you can't smell the shit that you start. I'm quite sure that Stalin didn't mean to murder those tens of millions; he couldn't smell his shit and a big prog can't smell the stink of the complete and total failure of his orders.

Hear and believe, O Proglets, from Father Prog Theocritus. Do not ever second-guess yourself. That way lies madness. It is a proven fact that the utter, immutable, permanent truth is what you pulled out your ass at 7 AM this morning. That way you can be as solipsistic as you want and be virtuous at the same time.

Ah. Being a Prog means never having to say you're sorry.

For the lies, for the theft, for the election theft, for the mass murder (100,000,000 and counting), for the smears, for the bigotry, for the Judenhass, that old leftwing staple, hating and killing Jews, for sucking up to people, such as imams, who openly want to see you die and are trying for all they're worth. Thank god we're not worried about extinction because they're so stupid and incompetent, but that means that we never have to admit that we were wrong.

Because we've never done that before. Because we define right as what we do.

Beats the hell out of reflection and morality.

Peter Pan: "I'll never grow up! I'll never grow up!"

The Prog: see above.

Father Prog Theocritus wrote: Ah. Being a Prog means never having to say you're sorry.
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Ah yes. Socialist realism.

"Ah. So we looted a half trillion from Medicare to give to younger people who would live longer to vote for us more. Well, the country is stronger for it."

"Who? Me sorry?"

--Alfred E. Obama.