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I denounce the lie of Global Cooling

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Scientists Say Antarctic Winter Ice Is Growing

Experts report on Friday that the amount of sea ice around Antarctica has grown in recent Septembers in what could be an unusual side-effect of global warming.

Unusual indeed comrades. Not to be fooled by our lying eyes, our glorious science committee has reached a concensus that there has been no sunspots visible for over a month, the first time this has happened in 100 years.

Clearly the sun's output is in decline and I denounce the paid shills of Big Oil for some how contriving this. We can not allow nature to make fools of us in the eyes of the people.

I hereby urge every loyal fellow traveler to light a candle. Our Anarchist cadres should throw more firebombs. Our comrades in the glorious Earth Liberation Front must burn more SUV dealerships and housing projects. PETA should throw another puppy or kitten on the pyre.

In this way we can regain our leadership positions in science and recover our authority to dictate to the masses on environmental issues.

This cannot be! - On next konsomol party meeting I will suggest the idea of global warming be taken of all history and geography books, and I will dennounce Gore as CIA agent.

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Comrades ...

Don't let this little bit of unauthorized news fret you in any way.

In fact, we can use this to our advantage. We just need a new moniker for change ... like CLIMATE CHANGE.

Just think ... if it gets warmer ... it's CLIMATE CHANGE, and the cause of the evil capitalists.

If it gets cooler ... it's CLIMATE CHANGE, and the cause of the evil capitalists.

It's a win-win situation for us, we just need to use The Messiah's message of change .. HE is guiding us, HE is leading the way ... CHANGE.


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More venemous lies from the science community. The lack of activity on the sun is clearly the work of Bushitler - It sounds just like something he, Chenney and Rove would pull.

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Who Would Believe these lies. The Goreracle has not stood up and given a long winded speech about this. Besides, we all know that Bush has sent top secret teams down there with freezing devices just to make the Messiah and the Empress look bad.

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"Are you going to believe me, or your own eyes?" - Karl Groucho Marx

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Comrades, this is unacceptable. In the past, this type of misinformation only came from the ministery of propagana. Now, these lies supported by science can be found all over the web and on conservative Hitlerian talk radio. We must have the new Fairness Doctrine passed! Only this will allow our socialist brethern at ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NYT, and LAT to attain their former glory as tellers of the PeoplesTruth.


 
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