Praise Allah I have found paradise on the internets.

I have fought communism for years now on the WWII Online game forums.

It is infested with pinko swine who hate america and believe we are not taxed enough.

I was recently banned for promoting free market reforms to the US health care system on their boards instead of supporting nationalization.

After the years of abuse suffered at the hands of the communist insurgents there I had come to lose all hope in America's youth.

This web site makes me so happy that I am practically crying tears of joy.

I can not say enough good things about this site, I have used the propaganda tools availible here extensively already just in the short time I've known about this site's existence.

I pledge here and now to fight for capitalism until I die.

Here is my signature from the game forums hahahah

https://www.forumtroll.net/sigs/reagan.gif

Brother you appear to be confused. Fighting is the number one cause of violence, perhaps you were unaware of that fact. I, instead, vow to love my gay neighbor, hug terrorists, and purchase government mandated carbon offsets for fluffy's flatulence which is the root of global warming.

Beloved Fuhror wrote:Brother you appear to be confused. Fighting is the number one cause of violence, perhaps you were unaware of that fact. I, instead, vow to love my gay neighbor, hug terrorists, and purchase government mandated carbon offsets for fluffy's flatulence which is the root of global warming.

Excuse me while I mastrubate vigorously to your text of power herr Fuhror.

Since this site is about playing the roll of a communist fanatic, perhaps I should take on the roll of a fascist crusader to liven up the debate.

BTW, I'm not gay, but I want to have your babies. Perhaps a surrogate mother?

You are all confused, comrades, and perhaps require mandatory re-education or at least a number of hours of merciless self-criticism (to be determined by a Party tribunal). So don't go too far.

The purpose of this Party Organ (D.B.A. Karl Marx Treatment Center) is to cure weak liberalism with strong communism.


It especially concerns you, Comrade Beloved F. Why did you put an "h" in your name? "Furor" is a very fitting name for any person of progress.

fu·ror Pronunciation[fyoor-awr, -er]
–noun
1. a general outburst of enthusiasm, excitement, controversy, or the like.
2. a prevailing fad, mania, or craze.
3. fury; rage; madness.

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/furor

Red Square wrote:You are all confused, comrades, and perhaps require mandatory re-education or at least a number of hours of merciless self-criticism (to be determined by a Party tribunal). So don't go too far.

The purpose of this Party Organ (D.B.A. Karl Marx Treatment Center) is to cure weak liberalism with strong communism.


It especially concerns you, Comrade Beloved F. Why did you put an "h" in your name? "Furor" is a very fitting name for any person of progress.

fu·ror Pronunciation[fyoor-awr, -er]
–noun
1. a general outburst of enthusiasm, excitement, controversy, or the like.
2. a prevailing fad, mania, or craze.
3. fury; rage; madness.

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/furor

They are our online handles, you'll have to forgive us if they dont' jive with the theme of this site.

perhaps a demostration of my skills is necessary.

Here is a post I made quoted off of the WWII Online boards:


Titled: No one can stand against my overwhelming capitalist power

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Try as you might communists, you can not stand against the power of free market capitalism.

I know you want to ban the military, ban guns, cut all funding for national defense, and create charity organizations for hamas, but america will not stand for this.

Idolizing castro, praising almondjoy, and wearing T-shirts with chairman mao's picture on them will not make your twisted views of the world right, no matter how much pot you smoke.

The good people of america hate terrorists, expect personal responsibility, and demand lower taxes.

followed by this:


may be we should all just get together, hold hands, and sings songs about nature.

I JUST WANT TO CRAP ON MY OWN FACE EVERY TIME I HEAR A DEMOCRAT SING THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM

WTF IS UP WITH THAT?

I go to political meetings and every time there is some communist with a "Bush is the devil" t-shirt on trying to lead the audience in a rendition of the Gosudarstvenny Gimn Soyuza Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik.

LSDKJFLSDFJKLSD

I ****NIG HATE GOD DAMN COMMUNISTS

I SWEAR MOVE THE F OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO MOTHER RUSSSIA YOU PRICKS.

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Needless to say the insurgents were not pleased.

However I do have a loyal following of patriots ready to do battle on my command.

I'd like the community's opinion on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlISw4GonvQ

This is an outrage, the people will certainly not tolerate such hate speech as "Job" and "responsibility." I'll comment further after my Understanding The Peaceful Truth of Islam, Modern History: American Imperialism and Russian Language classes tonight.

Beloved Fuhror wrote:This is an outrage, the people will certainly not tolerate such hate speech as "Job" and "responsibility." I'll comment further after my Understanding The Peaceful Truth of Islam, Modern History: American Imperialism and Russian Language classes tonight.

Sir, while I don't respect your views on this matter I think it should be known that communism has killed 110,000,000 people since 1900.

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/COM.ART.HTM



I must say I look forward to the debate communists.

I take no prisoners.

fuhror, I have created an avatar of soviet power for you sir

http://www.forumtroll.net/sigs/fuhrorS.jpg

wound wrote:

Beloved Fuhror wrote:This is an outrage, the people will certainly not tolerate such hate speech as "Job" and "responsibility." I'll comment further after my Understanding The Peaceful Truth of Islam, Modern History: American Imperialism and Russian Language classes tonight.

Sir, while I don't respect your views on this matter I think it should be known that communism has killed 110,000,000 people since 1900.

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/COM.ART.HTM



I must say I look forward to the debate communists.

I take no prisoners.

Your report may include data backed by facts - but what about the other side of the story? How many lives has communism not killed? Clearly your anti-death bias has gotten the better of you, and until I see some incontrovertible proof (perhaps images of 2 men holding hands?) that states otherwise I shall not be convinced.

Beloved Fuhror wrote:

wound wrote:

Beloved Fuhror wrote:This is an outrage, the people will certainly not tolerate such hate speech as "Job" and "responsibility." I'll comment further after my Understanding The Peaceful Truth of Islam, Modern History: American Imperialism and Russian Language classes tonight.

Sir, while I don't respect your views on this matter I think it should be known that communism has killed 110,000,000 people since 1900.

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/COM.ART.HTM



I must say I look forward to the debate communists.

I take no prisoners.

Your report may include data backed by facts - but what about the other side of the story? How many lives has communism not killed? Clearly your anti-death bias has gotten the better of you, and until I see some incontrovertible proof (perhaps images of 2 men holding hands?) that states otherwise I shall not be convinced.

Posting using facts is an old habit of my I find hard to break.

My re-education here will be long and difficult.

It really is confusing, comrades, when someone named Fuhror (Fuhrer?) speaks like a devout Stalinist. True, Hitler and Stalin weren't all that different, yet they fought to death over whatever little differences they had. Let us respect that, comrades. Besides, this Party Organ's style guide prescribes a special role to Genosse Hitler which can only be handled by Party-approved professors of progressive science.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... =42#Hitler

Unless you have the credentials, the Party suggests you take a different user name.

Red Square wrote:It really is confusing, comrades, when someone named Fuhror (Fuhrer?) speaks like a devout Stalinist. True, Hitler and Stalin weren't all that different, yet they fought to death over whatever little differences they had. Let us respect that, comrades. Besides, this Party Organ's style guide prescribes a special role to Genosse Hitler which can only be handled by Party-approved professors of progressive science.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... =42#Hitler

Hmmmm, well this does present us with a dilemma.

Herr Fuhror's handle is recognized as a virtuous beacon of reason and progressive values by the masses of our gaming community.

Of course in my fight against the red menace I will be referencing this community on a regular basis in the WWII online forums.

To have him change his handle may lead to more confusion among the proletariat.

Herr Fuhror, perhaps a name change to "re-educated fuhror" or "assimilated former fascist autocrat" is in order.

Hmmm, or perhaps simply Trotsky if it is not already taken.

wound wrote:Herr Fuhror, perhaps a name change to "re-educated fuhror" or "assimilated former fascist autocrat" is in order. Hmmm, or perhaps simply Trotsky if it is not already taken.

I couldn't have put it better myself. Excellent suggestions all. The user name can be changed in your profile, Comrade "assimilated former fascist autocrat" if that is your real name.

Sniff....Sniff.....SNORT!

Kein umlauten!

Achtung! Trollen!
Achtung! Trollen!
Achtung! Trollen!

Do you have a breathing problem?

Sounds like you choked on some koolaid to me.

Welcome Warmonger Wound, it is always good to have another unit, er, I mean, comrade in our ranks.

Warmonger Wound wrote: Posting using facts is an old habit of my I find hard to break.

My re-education here will be long and difficult.

I know the feeling comrade. I have been going to the re-edukation center since I started here. When I was young, my right-winged parents drilled into my impressionable mind something they called "common sense". It has been a curse for me, it causes me to think thought-crimes all the time. Just know, you are not alone in your re-edukation efforts.

Hello, Warmonger Wound. My name is Premier Betty, Social Alchemist of the People, Chief Executioner, and Leader of the New People's Red Army of Nixon Clones. Before you start calling me a girl look at this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-DMqNzbrQtc

You don't want to be calling me a woman after a display like that (I'm the first one in the clip. The second is what a normal person encounters when they try to impersonate me).

I, am very glad to assimilate, I mean, welcome you to the People's Cube. I'm sure that after a few stints in the re-education camps, you will be fit for social interaction. The bottom of the page has all the information you need on your local camp.

I feel better already.

Welcome to the Party, comrades.

<img src=https://www.nospeedbumps.com/wp-images/castrocar.JPG width=300>
The Red Neighborhood Welcome Wagon on it's way to greet new Red neighbors.

I look forward to seeing you at the Karl Marx Treatment Center.

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
Karl Marx Treatment Center
Our friendly staff is standing by for you!

OK, maybe they're not trolls, but before they are fully assimilated into the Cube, I will assign them three tasks:

Wound and Autocrat!

1) Turn over all bank account and ABA routing numbers. Meow has already been chosen as your overlord in assuring this task is completed.
2) Find Craig Livingston. Obama is getting uppity and I need somebody to knock him down a few pegs. Craig knows how to handle these things.
3) Bring me Ketamine, and lots of it! Tomorrow is a full moon and my knuckles are already becoming more hairy.

H08