If you can't change the vote, change the voters...Obama 72%!

Obama approval high with Muslims

Dear Leader (PBUH) is soaring in the polls! By not bothering to poll the employed, racists, Christians, Zionists, Taoists, Confucianists, Bhuddists, Hispanics, Whites, and filtering out anyone who might eat with their left hand, ever exposed to Faux News or talk radio,
the remaining population base overwhelmingly supports The guy named Hussein!


 

Dear Leader's promise to the future American middle class :

" A camel in every yard... a hookah in every tent ! "
 

Krasnodar

Dear Leader's promise to the future American middle class :

" A camel in every yard... a hookah in every tent ! "
I had my camel smoking a hookah in tent today. I think she smoked out most of the poor pot, but I am certain there will be more in our dear leader's parks. I am glad she can vote now since she is registered in the dear leader's health care and party. I heard our neighbors, The Horses, had a child of an ass since the borders are open to the burros. All will vote for our dear leader soon.
 

Should that not be "a hookah on every street corner"?
 

That's a completely different "stimulus package"
 

RedDiaperette

Should that not be "a hookah on every street corner"?
A hookah in every restroom.
 

A delicious boot in every pot, a family for every garage....
 

No way, garages are big. They can hold more than one family each. Sure, you have to get rid of the car but....what do you need it for anyway?