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Independence Day Message From Obama

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Patriotism doesn't mean watching fireworks on the third of July, true patriotism is not eating fried foods and the food that you do eat is the correct state approved color.

I am a patriot because I was a community organizer; I wasn't wasting my time relaxing around the pool at the Hanoi Hilton.

As a patriotic president I will raise taxes on money you have been hiding in mutual funds and 401Ks, all illegal immigrants will be given universal healthcare, and we will have peace at any cost.

Remember: loving your country must mean accepting your responsibility to do your part to change it from an imperialistic, capitalist, warmongering nation to a socialist utopia.

TRUE PATRIOTS SECURE SWEETHEART HOME LOANS

Now a few words for my wife Michelle. We're a divided country. We're a country that is just downright mean we are guided by fear we're a nation of cynics sloths and complacents. We have become a nation of struggling folks who are barely making it every day.

Happy Dependence Day.

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What the....?
I typed in: 'school for the politically gifted' into google and this website and post came up?

(-:

(Nice job Commissar Maxim!)

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Superb, Commissar Maxim. I salute your talented contribution to the People's enlightenment.

I applaud the clever framing of dissent as the only true demonstration of patriotism. We are all looking forward to a lot of patriots expressing their patriotism at the Socialist Democratic National Convention in Denver!

I must now retire to my bunker and hibernate for 24 hours, the fireworks annoy my sensitive ears...

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Wait... Fourth of July now takes place on the third of July? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?

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Commissar Maksim, you tell the peoples truth! The Stinking pheasant people need to know their taxes go to the greater good. Such as buying a new Lexus for ObamaFurer's Cousen. And that they only need the state.

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Premier Betty wrote:Wait... Fourth of July now takes place on the third of July? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?
Yes Premier, the 3rd of July is Independence Day in all 59 states, we celebrate by eating arugila.


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Premier Betty,

You know .... This is the holiday where the rabbit comes out of his hole after three days, goes around the tree .... and if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of bad weather.

Didn't you go to public school?

(Smiley face withheld by request)

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true patriotism is not eating fried foods and the food that you do eat is the correct state approved color.


I am reminded of this song..."Chicken Fried"

I thank god for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives so we don�t have to sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried

https://www.myspace.com/zacbrownband


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The following video is so sad!
Bitter Americans clinging to guns, religion and .... fireworks:
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Navigator!

Somebody could have got hurt and put their eye out or something...then they would have had to set up a PayPal account to cover the co-pay for a new eyeball, benefit concerts...etc.

I'm hoping that not a leaf of grass was harmed in the production of this video.

Hmmmmm.....?

BTWWWWOC....Happy Fourth!

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I am the Obamessiah and I approve of this message.

I am also the way and the light and whoever votes for me in November will have eternal and everlasting socialism.

Commissar Maksim wrote:
Premier Betty wrote:Wait... Fourth of July now takes place on the third of July? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!?
Yes Premier, the 3rd of July is Independence Day in all 59 states, we celebrate by eating arugila.

And drinking Kvass<br>


 
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