Internet sensation Carlos Danger™ admitted today that he is, in real life, a former US congressman from New York.

Also going by the nickname "Carlos Danger: Third Leg", Danger is, surprisingly, also a cousin of the 60's & 70's comedy troupe Firesign Theater's "Nick Danger: Third Eye".

This just in -

Someone down in Mexico happened upon Carlos recently when he was vacationing...

Interestingly, as someone on Twitter pointed out, one of many anagrams for Carlos Danger is "Cradles Organ".

Talk about life imitating the Cube... you CAN'T make this stuff up!

AND ON NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psssst - and also on Monica Lewinsky's birthday :)

I sometimes think I may be living in an alternate universe...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
I sometimes think I may be living in an alternate universe...

Comrade ROCK,

The "alternate universe" is normal - unlike this one!

The Real Third Eye Hat

By an odd coincidence, "Carlos Danger" happened to be my code name back when I was an advisor to the Sandanistas. Here I am in Managua circa 1981:[attachment=0]catlosdanger.jpg[/attachment]
Or at least that is what I tell all of the ladycats on Twitter.

Press conference happening right now - 5:45 Eastern:

New York City mayoral candidate Carlos Danger vows that he's up for the challenge; wife Huma agrees, says it'd be hard to beat her husband.

Danger reaffirms that he won't be pulling out of the race for mayor prematurely.

I am supporting Carlos Danger!! We can not let an evil, immoral, corrupt Rethuglican win New York........ right?

Would Carlos Danger be considered a "white-hispanic?"

BREAKING NEWS
...A Video has been released of "Carlos Danger" addressing the media.

Caution. Carlos's language is almost as offensive as his Weiner.

I see Dear Leader is keeping a close eye on the Weiner situation.

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Capt. Commie wrote:I see Dear Leader is keeping a close eye on the Weiner situation.

He's not the only one, Comrade.

Comrades! It looks like these are not the only ones keeping an eye on the Weiner! That evil Capitalist Glenn Beck <spit> has bought CarlosDanger.com web site according to the reliable journo-listers at The Salon. Who knows what this libertine would do. We must protect the Weiner - it's For The Children™

Out of the fog and into the smog --relentlessly, ruthlessly, doggedly, to his weekly date with the unknown.

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It has come to my attention that Carlos Danger does in fact have a love child from one of his many indiscretions. The National Enquirer has obtained a photo of Carlos Jr.

7-23-2013 Drudge imitates the Cube-

Dear god in heaven please don't let them breed!

I am being filled with Weiner joy that all our beloved comrades are appearing in support!

"There Is No Weiner Like Our Weiner"

"Carlos Danger Is Of No Danger"

"Perverts Are People Too!"

"Vote Weiner: A PERVERT FOR THE PEOPLE!"

(bumper stickers to be available a week from next Tuesday in the People Wiener and Jock Support Stand)

I have to say that Wiener's wiener has made more campaign stops than he has. To what lengths will this Wiener go in order to become mayor?

Komrade Katz wrote:I have to say that Wiener's wiener has made more campaign stops than he has. To what lengths will this Wiener go in order to become mayor?

About 4 inches.

El Presidente wrote:

Komrade Katz wrote:I have to say that Wiener's wiener has made more campaign stops than he has. To what lengths will this Wiener go in order to become mayor?

About 4 inches.

I saw a picture of "that" somewhere several months ago. It reminded me of teaching my boys how to take a leak standing up like a big boy. It really did.

El Presidente

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Komrade Katz

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I have to say that Wiener's wiener has made more campaign stops than he has. To what lengths will this Wiener go in order to become mayor?

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About 4 inches.[/indentr][/highlight]Oh my - New York really is facing some shortages, isn't it?

Ah, Pee Wee Herman. Died by his own hand.

Support WIENER!

There's a man who posts as Carlos Danger
And everyone he meets he just gets stranger
With every post he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Beware of naughty selfies you post
Your smilin' face will hide your evil mind
Ah, be careful what texts say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name


Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Swingin' on the internet one day
And then layin' on the Tweeter forum next day
Oh no, you let the wrong post slip
While kissing Huma's lips
Odds are he will tweet again tomorrow

Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man
You've taken an alias to hide away your name

Carlos Danger man