Comrades! Those who question the supreme leadership of The One are guilty of Extreme thought crime! They must be silenced for the good and fairness of the people!

Fear not, SUPERFILTER <echo> is there for us comrades. Another throught criminal sent to the ether-gulag- it shall indeed be a glorious day! Praise supreme leader!

This makes such sense to me, Comrade. Why bother with limiting web access to porn sites, kiddie porn sites, or even snuff sites, when real dangers, like that dreaded Malkin bitch can be so much more damaging?

After all, if you visit a porn site, you'll itch and then sweat and then breathe fast and then you'll gasp and feel sleepy and that's it.

But with the Malkin bitch--it's a trip to Jifi-Lobo.

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"SMART" Filter, eh? Orwell lives!

Glorious invention! But it is still in the hands of dirty capitalists. It should be nationalized.

Leninka, let them think that they are making profit. I always advise letting rope makers make a lot of profit on the rope.

That we hang them with.

Yes perhaps we could even offer incentives, to make this software report the proles crime directly to the Omessiah's secret police. For immediate reeducation, Example, attempted access of the Wall Street Journal would rate a visit from the local and friendly Accorn worker. But attempted access to say Ann Coulter would trigger an immediate door kicking, interrogation and ultimately a one way ticket to the Gulags, or at least relocation
To a force labor car wash.

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality Inc
Director of kicking doors at midnight
Keeper of the sacred plasma cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the faith

I've seen that screen while visiting some other right-wing sites, even though I never signed up for any filtering service. But this is how progress works, equalizing everyone's user experience, whether the user wants it or not. But what does the user know? Especially in Amerika, which for too long has been open to inkorrekt thought.

Only the caring guidance of automated Crimestop(TM) Doublethink(TM) AmSoc(TM) Smartfilter(TM) can rectify the widespread glaring crimethink.

Comrades, does this not scream for Jifi-Lobo?

We can have all the technology that we want but it is all in vain for some smartass will figure a way around it.

The only solution if Jifi-Lobo. And this week we are giving away three cartons of adult diapers. Four if you have the procedure on a Monday when the surgeon is hung over.

For only with Jifi-Lobo can you be sure that you will not think.