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Introducing First Family Brand Garden Tools

3/24/2009, 7:54 pm
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To meet the demands of progressive gardeners everywhere, The Obama shovel and it's mate the nappy headed hoe. Dig those organic beets in style comrades.

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3/24/2009, 8:15 pm
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Image Hey, didn't you play for the Rutgers women's basketball team?
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3/24/2009, 10:24 pm
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I'll bet the beets I'll grow with these tools will be spectacular due to the magic powers conferred on them by Obama! They probably never need sharpened, either! In fact, you can probably help lower the oceans with them. These are tools I can believe in!
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3/24/2009, 10:31 pm
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Comrades,

I've got a Funkadelic album with the song "Nappy Dugout." Is it not similar? I think a dugout is used for weed(s).
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3/24/2009, 10:49 pm
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Also known as a "one-hitter," the "dugout" allows for discrete consumption of a single bud. I forget whether it was Tom Robbins or Kinky Freidman who supplied me with this knowledge.
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3/25/2009, 1:52 am
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The shovel's handle seems thin and long, but perhaps this is deceiving, and is really able to dig the entire nation into a hole.

The ho seems too white--the kind of ho that prefers not to work at all, just complain all day.
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3/27/2009, 11:55 pm
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What happened to the third member, the Pelosi pitchfork?
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