Introducing the latest in Mens Summer Wear!

I know you'll be excited about this, especially, Komrade Dummkopf!





The Brokini is a bikini for men that exists because 2020 has yet to tire of depleting your soul.





From the Brokini website:

[indentr]We (the founders) excelled in high school and found classes to be a joke. We therefore didn’t develop any work or study ethic and spent most of our time playing hacky sack and sword fighting with meter sticks. We somehow made it into business school and were both perfectly mediocre and that is why we are stuck running a business that has thus far made -$846.32

We hope to one day grow Brokinis enough to cover our MASSIVE cryptocurrency losses and hire a golden retriever as a receptionist, but we have no idea how to run a business so that seems pretty unlikely at this point. We like dogs and strawberry daiquiris and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

[/indentr]
 

AS,

If the present is brokenini soo bad that hipsterades kulaks are reinventing Bamm Bamm attire for adult bros...then GWONT happened already.


 

This is silly.

I'm already having enough trouble getting rid of annoying tan lines as it is.

I vote no. Just no.
 

Maybe they think that strap will prevent them from getting wedgies.

But then so would not wearing pink and polka-dot prints.
 

Antonio Salazarinski

I know you'll be excited about this, especially, Komrade Dummkopf! ...
Hmm, GD was just a lil' cog in that affair.
It was Craptek, ja, Captain Rodent who started
that ―... you know ―... you know the thing.



 

If you noticed the broken I in the first picture you are free of patriarchal chromosomal tyranny. All I saw was a hot chick in a bikini.
 

IZ NYEXT . . . _ SWIMVYEAR . . . . . _ VYEEERI NICE . . .




Had only The Party™ assigned me the glorious VIDEOSHOP SHOVEL, alackaday!
I would.. I would... uh, Komrades ― your scenarios here!

... alas, back to beets .....



P.S.

Comrade Jenkem

... All I saw was a hot chick in a bikini.
Jenkem, you svinya! You genderofascist you, how dare you ignore transbikinists!
 

Quote:

All I saw was a hot chick in a bikini.

Beet Vodka goggles give an amazingly pleasant perspective.

Roses are glass coloured
Beet Vodka is in glass too
If I look through both
You know the thing.