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It's Back: The Red Square Nebula!


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Comrade, I believe it's quite possible that this is actually a People's Cube Nebula, viewed straight on.

I could be wrong.

Especially since NASA's primary mission is now to assist in the rebuilding of the Islamic Caliphate, rather than to study and explore space, it's hard to say, especially with the Aussies now getting involved. Everything's upside down to them.

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In the Red Square Nebula, gravity is shared equally among all of its objects, large and small.

On Saturdays and Sundays you can't see the Red Square Nebula because no space object is allowed to shine or reflect light on weekends unless otherwise directed by the nebula steward.

Members of the nebulous collective fly, collide, rotate, and follow their perfectly square orbits for eight hours every day, five days a week. Everything beyond that is considered nebulous exploitation - or they get double overtime.

And that's what makes this nebula red and square!

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The Red Square Nebula was the brightest shining object in the sky when Obamessiah was born of two donkeys!

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Yes Comrades, this is in a much more equitable portion of the universe where all the suns are red suns and light is distributed equally across all spectra. Where rich people are not allowed and no one individual is allowed to advance beyond another or they are divided by the square root of pi and extrapolated into a red gulag for re-education.

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Red Square wrote:The Red Square Nebula was the brightest shining object in the sky when Obamessiah was born of two donkeys!
Too bad the donkeys didn't have ObamaCare. For want of a free condom a free country was lost.

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Indeed, Comrade JelloBrain - and yet, as we perceive more clearly every day, the glorious NextTuesday™ which has begun and yet which still lies before us has SO much more to offer than any ill-conceived so-called "freedom" established by ancient white slave owners!

Red Square wrote:The Red Square Nebula was the brightest shining object in the sky when Obamessiah was born of two donkeys!

Donkey A and Donkey B, no doubt!

"Resistance is Futile" for the senior citizen Trekkie fans

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though i don't recall it looking so kewl..... the "Doomsday Machine" has a secondary reference to the device developed by the Scientific Socialist Premier Kissoff of the U.S.S.R. in the movie Dr. Strangelove or 'how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb' attempting to de-activate the bomb would set it off..................... later in the movie, in a scene of a damaged B-52 it was noted that the 'auto destruct' mechanism had blown itself up

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Red Square wrote:The Red Square Nebula was the brightest shining object in the sky when Obamessiah was born of two donkeys!

Forgive me, Comrade Red, but weren't they two same sex donkeys? Leaving out this important detail detracts fromHis truly miraculous divinity, and could get us branded as infidels.

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"What could cause a nebula to appear square? No one is quite sure...."

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After spending the past month personally studying the effects of medical marijuana in Colorado, I find this subject to be totally tubular cubular. In fact, I now perceive the universe in a new way...

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Ha! And you guys thought I was smoking a cigar!


 
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