Ahhhh, fellow travelers, it's back to school time, and in the hallowed halls of academe all across the glorious USSA a new group of young men and women are arriving to begin the final step in their indoctrination! Having been schooled for 12 years, plus kindergarten, plus however many years of pre-school and child care in the hopes and dreams of the progressive (and fully dialectic) and beautiful world of Next Tuesday, these young impressionable ones are ripe and ready for their professors and peers, nationwide, to do all they can to remove whatever remnants of Christianity and/or conservative thought might still remain in their pliable brains.

Yes, the mainstream media and the entertainment industry have done a remarkably good job of doing their part as well in producing the next generation of shovel-ready progressive global workers, but only the colleges and universities have what it takes to finalize the education of these young ones.

Celebrate with me, comrades, as the glorious world of Next Tuesday approaches, with another bumper crop of properly indoctrinated youth!!

Has anyone else considered purchasing some copies of "Shakedown Socialism" to inconspicuously drop in appropriate places on college campuses? Seems like it'd be just about the perfect thing to do :)

And no, Red Square has no idea that I'm suggesting this... whaddaya all think?

It's going to be such a beautifully progressive Fall!

Isnt the Government distributing "Shakedown?" I'm entitled to it...

Tovarichi wrote:Isnt the Government distributing "Shakedown?" I'm entitled to it...

Speaking of entitlement, are these people entitled to the excellent instruction they are receiving?

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Has anyone else considered purchasing some copies of "Shakedown Socialism" to inconspicuously drop in appropriate places on college campuses? Seems like it'd be just about the perfect thing to do :)

Shakedown Socialism has been strategically placed in my middle years re-education center (classroom) as well as my People's Cube and a George Washington "Revolution" key chain. You should see the utter excitement, and confusion, when I challenge the young progs to solve the People's Cube. My liberal progressive science re-educator friend has a Laika the Space Dog key chain in his room for which I ordered for him. He has it hanging up...LOL...not knowing the sarcasm for which it represents.
Make no mistake about it. Symbols of resistance have been strategery placed throughout the re-education center. It is a beautiful sight.

El President, if I was wearing a hat it would be off to you!

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Comrades, I think this could present a marvelous opportunity
-prog on-

For the Revolucion!

Tovarisch Tovarichi, I believe distribution of "Shakedown" to all proles of useful State Service age is mandated under the 0'Care Bill, page 2137, paragraph 52, Subsection 6.1.A.

That is the one part of 0'Care that MUST NOT BE REPEALED!

("We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what's in it" - Dear Nanski, speaking True Progressive Truth to Power!)

Yes Comrades, I too have returned to the glorious halls of higher education. I become more equally In-tel-a-gint with every passing moment!

Random thought:
Maybe that's where Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi is hiding? The timing is right. He went to College? Think about it, who would look for him there? He could be in Chedoh's (Stalin forbid) dorm right now!

Tovarichi wrote:Isnt the Government distributing "Shakedown?" I'm entitled to it...

Indeed! ...and I want MINE autographed! I am certainly entitled!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:El President, if I was wearing a hat it would be off to you!

-prog off-
Comrades, I think this could present a marvelous opportunity
-prog on-

For the Revolucion!

You have no hat???!!! The GOVERMNENT should PROVIDE you one -- or several -- YOU ARE ENTITLED!

[I would give you one of my many, many hats, but I worked HARD for them...and they are MINE!]

I have to wonder what we are doing about the homeschooling pandemic... This trend cannot be good for our dreams for next Tuesday.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: [I would give you one of my many, many hats, but I worked HARD for them...and they are MINE!]

Let me see if I'm following this correctly. You stated that you worked hard. You state you received hats in return for your labors, in fact "many, many hats" . Another Comrade that even YOU say is entitled to a hat or several--has NO hat, but you say that "I worked HARD for them." and if I'm following this still, that which belongs to the State, you call "MINE"



George Bush and Sarah Palin <spit> are proud of you this day! Comrade, this smacks of KAPITALISM, and an investigation is in order.

I stare at the People's™ Computer in disbelief... I'm sure Dear Leader will not be pleased.

Comrades,
Just don't ever accept one of those Whoopie hats. That one comes with an ice pick and it's inserted after the hat is on your head.

Comrade Tovarichi, I too was aghast at Comrade Raum's kapitalist utterances ~spit~, until I realized that they were all made completely beet in cheek!

He has a funny, comrades!!

OH. ummmm. Ha Ha! Silly me, I fell for it...

Good one Comrade Goldstien!
Listen Goldstein, I get a cut of the action and an extra ration of Vodka, or I'll sing like the Moscow Boys Choir....

Comrade Goldstein, Loyalist to the end! What a funny guy...

Whist HE dines on a thick juicy cut of Kobe beef, I feel certain that Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) would approve of my actions.

First of all, my use of the term "work" was clearly meant in the loosest sense. I collected these hats whilst looting a London haberdashery during a recent holiday to the old country (they were completely out of flat-screen tellies). Grant it, I did not have to dodge rubber bullets or self-armed shopkeeps, but those hats can get quite heavy.

As these bonny bonnets have already once been "redistributed" to me -- a deserving member of a minority victim class (I am, after all, a homosexual woman trapped inside of a man's body -- it seems only fair that they should remain in MY care...the care of a trustworthy inner outer party member...

...That is, unless you think you can TAKE them from me...

So, the actual question remains...