Jiffy Lobo reminder

This afternoon I was watching drinkingwithbob videos approved party newscast. I find that Bob the State run newscasts on MSNBC, CBS, ABC and CNN are so informative and thought provoking. Of course I only watch DrinkingwithBob videos like all the time because he very accurately reflects my own anger and frustration at what is taking place before our very eyesState TV when I am done putting in a hard day on the beet collective. In any case someone at work reported this guy "DrinkingwithBob" as someone who needs a Jiffy Lobo in the worst way.

 

He is obviously a very disaffected adult who has not gotten over having to pay his DMV fees, or any of the other small fees that are accessed in the name of equality.These attention grabbing devices can be remedied by a trip to Jiffy-Lobo or by inserting a large caliber pistol into the left ear and squeezing the trigger until the pain goes away.
 

Comrade Pavlovski

This afternoon I was watching drinkingwithbob videos approved party newscast. I find that Bob the State run newscasts on MSNBC, CBS, ABC and CNN are so informative and thought provoking. Of course I only watch DrinkingwithBob videos like all the time because he very accurately reflects my own anger and frustration at what is taking place before our very eyesState TV when I am done putting in a hard day on the beet collective. In any case someone at work reported this guy "DrinkingwithBob" as someone who needs a Jiffy Lobo in the worst way.

Utterly terrifying. I am remembering something about the American Revolution starting in the taverns.

Get some putrid corn liquor into these American boys and they start talking like that. And they ALL carry at least 3 of their guns and several hundred rounds of ammo (mostly hollow points and spitzers) in their pickups.

With Obama's noose tightening up, these guys might get even more serious.

 

Now that i've seen and heard the punchline, i'm a little curious as to what the joke was.....

Nevermind, I edit this post because I found it.....

 

The man is seriously disturbed and I don't think a Jiffy Lobo would work. Every cell in his brain is infected with Reich Wing disease. See, this is why we need ObamaCare. Lost cause individuals such as this will receive the treatment they need and deserve.
 

Grigori E.R.

The man is seriously disturbed and I don't think a Jiffy Lobo would work. Every cell in his brain is infected with Reich Wing disease. See, this is why we need ObamaCare. Lost cause individuals such as this will receive the treatment they need and deserve.


I was surveiling Glenn Beck today and heard that 35,000 people had been killed in Merry Mayhayko by the Mexican drug gang Zeta.

Glenn wonders why THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND dead folk isn't making it into the news.

Anyway, Glenn says these people aren't being shot.

The Zeta gang is just caving their heads in with sledge hammers.

These boys are trying to out-do our Communist heroes of old.

Or perhaps they are Planned Parenthood Mexico doing retroactive abortions.

That would make it OK and acceptable to Democrats, wouldn't it?
 

Yes, you are correct Comrade Vladimir. Dispatching Helping individuals to their just reward with a very large hammer is a time honored and cost effective method of dealing with those who disagree with our benevolence. A bullet saved is a bullet earned.
 

Comrade Grigori,

You are definately on to something. Saving The Bullets™. In the name of Environmentalism, these drug gangs are showing they care by not allowing lead to contaminate our environment. Sledge hammers are much more environmentally-friendly and they don't 'noise-pollute' either.

About Mr. Jiffy-Lobo, is that a padded cell his sitting in? If it isn't, it should be. Such uncivility certainly would rival some of our best SEIU comrades!
 

Grigori E.R.

Yes, you are correct Comrade Vladimir. Dispatching Helping individuals to their just reward with a very large hammer is a time honored and cost effective method of dealing with those who disagree with our benevolence. A bullet saved is a bullet earned.

And a medical supply for Obamacare!
 

Vlad. First of all, I take issue with your cognomen. I am Vlad the Impaler and it's my trademark. Do you think that Lenin would willingly surrender the crown of socialist to a mere, oh, Obama?

The fact that I've been here a while means that I've managed to get sutured up before I exsanguinated from the blood loss from the knives in my back.

From my dear comrades. Thank you, Pupovich. Thank you, Laika. Thank you RR. Thank you Leninka. And most of all, thank you Pinkie. You have a special venom which makes a made prog like me proud.

You're mean through and through and all that talk about hoeing beets is just birdlime.

Let us never forget the virtues of anarchy just below our borders. Dear Machiavelli is reviled for his cynicism but things were such in Italy that anything would have been better than the matrix of competing crooks. Think of the EPA, BLM, DNC, SEIU, AFL-CIO all at it hammer-and-tongs, for the pleasure of filching your wallet.

You'd write The Prince too.
 

Whinny, sledgehammers are all well and good but what if the drug barons can't afford them? I do not want them to feel like second-class citizens who were admitted through the glass ceiling to the empyrean heights of the constituency of the biggest whining class of all time: the Victims.

But soft! I moan therefore I am. That's the modern song. Decartes turned on his head.

If this makes no sense, remember that I'm a made prog. If it made sense, it would be your obligation to have me committed to the Karl Marx Re-education Center.
 

Machiavelli is to The Prince as Descartes turned on his head is to King Christina, got it... two to a room at the Karl Marx Re-Education if I'm not mistaken.

Ever have one of those days Theo where you wished you had never learned to read?
 

Yes, I think Father Prog has, albeit for others... it's important that the proles stay right were they are Prole Commons... important to keep them in check. Schmackavelli to your Rotini, I suspect you'll never have a peeeeeerfectly al dente' pasta.

A prog is a prog is a prog, by any other name.

Sincerity is for hooligans!!!!
 

Chicken Alfredo, i've now got cravings, thank-heaven for 7/ll and the freezer department.
 

Ahhhrrrrrrmmm... That's Chicken Al A King to proles.... I must have missed the Mrs. or Ms. in your persona, so confusing to see a rodent act like Eve. It must have been hard, or maybe it never was, which would explain a lot. The bras have been burned, the modernity is useless, no need for central heating nor a smithering of insulation.... it's all for not. The wilderness is calling and we must return.

Praise Marx.
 

Chicken Alfredo it is... a la mineur. Don't like it, be certain to beak-off about it to someone that cares. Prole me one more time, I dare!
Chicken Eve? Chicken a la elvis sounds like a transgender's moody blue tune.