President Obama today compared himself to the great Steve Jobs.

"Consider that just a couple of weeks ago, Apple rolled out a new mobile operating system, and within days, they found a glitch, so they fixed it… I don't remember anybody suggesting Apple should stop selling iPhones or iPads or threatening to shut down the company if they didn't. That's not how we do things in America. We don't actively root for failure."
President Obama, October 1, 2013

But, as anyone with an ounce of brains knows, there is no comparison. President Obama's greatness and innovation far exceeds that of the late Mr. Jobs. Whereas Steve Jobs was motivated by profit and providing the masses with products they actually want, President Obama's motivation is altruistic. Obama's compassion is going to be mandated and forced upon The People's as any and all good government programs require.

Such a missed opportunity! Steve Jobs could have been a Great Socialist just like POTUSSA if he'd only figured a way to force mandate we all buy his iPhones!!

Comrades, our dear leader only wishes to share his vision in which the time-honored method by which the legislature sets up a panel to determine the justifications for your health costs and life. A process in which human resources would not be hampered by superstitious evangelicals but rather their decisions are to be made purely on their best intentions. Yes, imagine an America where the janitor earned the same income as the computer genius, where the migrant farm worker made the same as the neurosurgeon. The gap between rich and poor; poor and rich or for that matter, the monthly corporate profits never exceed the wages of our lowest paid employee. There'd be no more competition, and everyone would have an i phone and live together in peace and friendship, which is the beauty of one big family working together for the common good.

This nation is so ungrateful for all of his hard golfing... work, are they not?! It takes real talent to have this many jobs, no longer necessary!! Lousy nation should be showing gratitude instead of being ingrates!!

El Presidente wrote:President Obama today compared himself to the great Steve Jobs. But, as anyone with an ounce of brains knows, there is no comparison. President Obama's greatness and innovation far exceeds that of the late Mr. Jobs. Whereas Steve Jobs was motivated by profit and [highlight=#ffff00]providing the masses with products they actually want[/highlight], President Obama's motivation is altruistic. Obama's compassion is going to be mandated and forced upon The People's as any and all good government programs require.

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Oh, you break my heart with this vision of masses being seduced into obtaining products they want. I think with sadness on poor schoolchildren eating food they like instead of food declared by Dear Lady Mooch to be good for them. I weep for deluded masses trying to make useful lives with such ungood products as incandescent bulbs, vehicles made of durable materials, coal-fueled spewers-out of inexpensive electricity, dishwashers and washing machines that actually remove dirt, and of course all the electronic devices that pour money into greedy capitalist pockets when it should be going into greedy benevolent pockets of government.