Joe Biden's Most Famous Quotes

 

 

 

Bye Joe....thanks for all the laughs....




 

"...thats a big f**king's deal!"
 

 

Well after watching that moving oratory, that clinches it for me. I'm voting for Biden.
 

We've had quite a run with ol' Joe over the years.


























 

He's slipping beneath the waves and he's too dumb to know it...


 

 

 

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Joe Biden said he puts his pants on like everyone else, one arm at a time.

This is why he lost his drivers license.
 

 

 

 

Punctuation matters.





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Punctuation matters.

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...and yet again...




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

150 Million People have been killed by guns in America according to Joe Biden since 2008 when the population was 300 million.

As Keynes said, in the long run, we are all dead.
 

"I'm looking forward to appointing the first African-American woman to the United States Senate..."

To be fair, Trump never appointed any African-Americans or women to the United States Senate.Trump forced them to compete in democratic elections. At least Biden will have the sense to appoint our Senators for us. Hopefully, Congress-critters too... and governors and mayors and...
 

Joe Biden tells black people how accepting he is of them - how he lets their children play with his hairy legs and how he likes roaches that they seem to have an abundance of...
 

 

 

 

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Joe Biden says he's an Obidenbama Democrat and that he cannot beat Donald Trump.


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How much longer can this farce go on?
 

Joe Biden tells supporters, ‘We cannot win this re-election… We can only re-elect Donald Trump’



 

Biden: 'I'm an Obiden-Bama Democrat'


 

Joe Biden forgot Obama's name... What's-his-name... my boss...



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$.$. Halliburton

How much longer can this farce go on?

As long as your betters in the Democratic Party news agitprop media want to put it out.







And don't you forget it, Comrade.





 

 

Joe Biden says that Bernie Sanders is Joining Donald Trump. Hurry, get him in the car before he can talk... where's the tape... cover his mouth... quick!


 

Evil Smiley

Joe Biden says that Bernie Sanders is Joining Donald Trump. Hurry, get him in the car before he can talk... where's the tape... cover his mouth... quick!

Why would Comrades of TPC want to silence our legislatively superiors? That makes us no better than that demon of zee-NO-phobia, Trump.

Michael Moore needs to hear of this diabolical collusion between Bernie Sanders and Trumpachev - the Gorbachov candidate of 2020.

But, unless Joe is free speechified with his mouth, this important news will not be heard.

Free the mouth of Joe Biden! #freeJoesmouth

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#BR 549
 

 

 

 

 

The Cure will make the problem worse no matter what.


 

You know the thing...




 

 

Implemencation... where do we do?




Click on the image to see the gripping video of the great communitizer... or communicourter... I mean communicator.

He was literally on the phone talking about detailed implemencation. Where do we do?


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You can see fake newser Anderson PooperScooper visibly wincing and trying to maintain a serious face, however he is clearly disturbed by what he witnessed on live television.
 

Joe Biden thinks that President Trump wants to physically sign each and every check.

This is going on far longer than necessary...

Click the thumbnail to see yet another sad video of a very confused man with a serious case of senile dementia.
 

He did it again...




Joe Biden: We Need More ‘Economic Intercourse Around The World’
 

He's getting worse... he completely melted down on 'The Morning Joe', see here:



"Watch the Moment Joe Biden's Candidacy Fell Apart on Morning Joe"



 

"We're ... in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people. Millions of people. Millions of jobs. You know, and we're in a position where, you know we just got new unemployment insurance, this morning, uh, numbers — 36.5 million claims since this crisis began."
(From the 50-second mark)

Not doing very well even though there is a teleprompter that he tries to use to help; but something just isn't quite right.