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Join Communist Party Teleconference Tonight 8:00 pm EST

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Attention all glorious comrades!

The Communist Party USA is holding a teleconference tonight at 8:00 pm EST.

Dial 605-475-4850 and enter the code 1053538# after you hear the prompt.

They'll be interested in your input on how to advance the struggle for social justice and socialism. Why don't we all call in and add some strong communism to the mix?

If you do call, what would you like to ask them and/or propose?

Post your questions and suggestions below. If you decide to call in, the kollektive would love to hear your story (* see below).

I have learned of this from the CPUSA Newsletter, which I'm entitled to receive absolutely free as esteemed People's Director in charge of the Department of Visual Agitation and Unanimity, registered under the Party nickname "Incarnadine Trapezoid":

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In case you'd like to RSVP, here's a Facebook page for it:

Teleconference: 15th International Meeting of Communist and Workers Parties

People's World wrote:Tonight at 8:00 PM EST Susan Webb co-editor of the People's World, will talk about new developments in the world communist and worker's movement. In the aftermath of the financial crisis of 2008 parties are employing various strategies and drawing different conclusions about how to advance the struggle for social justice and socialism.

Susan represented the CPUSA at the 15th Meeting of Communist and Workers Parties Nov. 2013 in Lisbon, Portugal.

What's it all about? What can we learn? What is the position of the Communist Party USA? Sue will talk about this and more. Have questions? She'll answer them!

Once again: Tonight at 8:00 PM EST. Dial 605-475-4850 and enter the code 1053538# after you hear the prompt. Don't miss out!

That's korrekt, comrades! Don't miss out or you'll be sorry!
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* Those comrades who display exemplary zeal and loyalty on the call will receive a Get Out of Gulag Free coupon and ration card. When the Glorious Revolution comes and you are put against the wall, produce the coupon to the arresting ACLU officer (valid for one arrest only; after that you're on your own).

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You mean I have to do more? Wasn't voting for Obama multiple times enough? I even celebrated Michelle's 50th birthday - in my pajamas! At least I think they were my pajamas. After that fourth bottle of vodka I wasn't quite sure of anything.

But if the party demands it, I will be on my Obamaphone yacking it up with other dedicated comrades.

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I propose we unite! In a public park perhaps in NYC, until it gets cold.

We can live in tents, do drugs, rape, and defecate in public!

We can even come up with a clever name... Perhaps "Occupy Wall Street".

Or perhaps we can elect a black community organizer with a communistic personal background to run for President!

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I'll do as you have ordered, Dear Square. I had planned on using my evening to sign up at healthcare.gov but will sacrifice my own health for the good of the collective.

See you at 8!

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Will the NSA be monitoring this call? To weed out thoughtcrimes and hooliganism, of course.

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Where's all the free stuff I was promised? And that includes my free cell phone. I can't call unless someone gives me a free cell phone.


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I'm in. There are 76 participants. How many are Cubists?

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how does it make you feel to hear useful idiots who never lived under the system as you did pontificate about such nonsense?



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I don't think I'll be able to squeeze in my question, too many other eager communists are too fast asking theirs.

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It's ended. They said there will be calls every month now, so we can still get a chance to talk.

Given that today's discussion was about the international conference attended by communist parties that collaborate with bourgeois governments and engage in the so-called "managed capitalism" on the one hand, and those in China, Vietnam, and now even Cuba, flirt with "market socialism," I wanted to ask this:

"Hello, this is Comrade Red Square from the People's Cube Party Organ:

I understand that CPUSA has given up on Lenin's idea of armed uprising and dictatorship of the proletariat - but is there at least one communist party left in the world that still believes in classical violent takeover, dictatorship of the proletariat, and physical elimination of all bourgeois opposition? Thank you in advance, comrade."

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Comrade Red Square,

Something tells me the teleconference attendees are "fair weather commies" and not "strong commies" like we here at The People's Cube. I suspect "they" would have answered your question by peeing their knickers and tuning quickly to MSNBC.

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Those aren't knickers, Comrade Squirrel. Those are onesies.

And a smattering of meggings.

M84
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Red Square wrote:It's ended. They said there will be calls every month now, so we can still get a chance to talk.

Given that today's discussion was about the international conference attended by communist parties that collaborate with bourgeois governments and engage in the so-called "managed capitalism" on the one hand, and those in China, Vietnam, and now even Cuba, flirt with "market socialism," I wanted to ask this:

"Hello, this is Comrade Red Square from the People's Cube Party Organ:

I understand that CPUSA has given up on Lenin's idea of armed uprising and dictatorship of the proletariat - but is there at least one communist party left in the world that still believes in classical violent takeover, dictatorship of the proletariat, and physical elimination of all bourgeois opposition? Thank you in advance, comrade."
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If you actually get to do this, PLEASE be recording it XD

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Please do record. Keep us posted, I would like to participate in developing our path Forward too.

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Red Square wrote:It's ended. They said there will be calls every month now, so we can still get a chance to talk.

Given that today's discussion was about the international conference attended by communist parties that collaborate with bourgeois governments and engage in the so-called "managed capitalism" on the one hand, and those in China, Vietnam, and now even Cuba, flirt with "market socialism," I wanted to ask this:

"Hello, this is Comrade Red Square from the People's Cube Party Organ:

I understand that CPUSA has given up on Lenin's idea of armed uprising and dictatorship of the proletariat - but is there at least one communist party left in the world that still believes in classical violent takeover, dictatorship of the proletariat, and physical elimination of all bourgeois opposition? Thank you in advance, comrade."
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I think that's the Democrat Party. At least, they're sounding more like it every day.


 
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