I wonder if Bush and Cheney were gambling for that fleece?

Oh my, she has a sacred relic, a blanket that the "O" touched. perhaps she could hang it in a temple and charge admittance to bow down and pray to the blanket of His "O" ness.

Hail be the "O' Ness, perhaps a song in in order......

A Translation of the soundtrack:

"I'm a thief, but I'm going to say Bush and Cheney took blankets too, and besides, we have a black president now, so it's okay for me to take stuff that doesn't belong to me."

ROFL, Chairman, I immediately thought of The Robe. It inflicts horrible burning agony when wrapped around neocons.

Betinov: Those are OUR blankets now. Remember Clinton's Inauguration? ("Those are OUR planes now!")

The Shroud of the Capitol Building, I wonder if the image of The One is burned into it.

Doesn't that fool know what she has? That fleece can heal the sick, bring wealth to the poor, solve any problem known to man. Comrades, we simply must get that fleece into our grubby hands!

Not to worry Comrades! I decided we can not wait for her to ruin it by washing it or something, so I took it upon my self to confiscate the fleece! It's mine, all mine! er....in the Party's "lock box."

Pinkie wrote:ROFL, Chairman, I immediately thought of The Robe. It inflicts horrible burning agony when wrapped around neocons.

Me too, Pinkie! I guess in our version Sarah Palin will play the part of Caligula. I can see the evil Palin appointing a moose to serve in the senate, although I do think Caroline did have her heart set on becoming the senator from NY.

Perhaps,next,she can liberate his toenail clippings.She could possibly sell them on ebay as a memento. They could also be reduced to powder form and sold w/ a 40 oz. to mix it in.Instant elixir w/ curative powers. Yummy.

Comrades, comrades, patience please!

When the Blitzkrieg of new Progressive Legislation is soon unleased by our President-In-Training & his lackeys obedient followers in Congress, we shall all be Fleeced.

The code words for these changes that our President-In-Training and his Congressional Lackeys obedient followers will use will be "Stimulus Package." He will dress up a generation of glorious liberal priorities as necessary steps to fight the "economic crisis."

This wonderful Fleecing Process will consist of dismanteling the wretched free market system. This shall be replaced with a carefully structured and purposefully complex massive system of government regulation, a vast public sector, as well as permanent middle class entitlements.

This will include setting our illegal immigrant brothers on a direct path to citzenship. He will pass the card check voting system for Unionization, thus raising the unioized share for our poor oppressed Union Brothers-in-Arms. As well as finally silencing the annoying gnats of Conservative Talk radio through the Fairness Doctrine.

These changes will alter the face of the current severely flawed system of American Politics likely forever and will make it nearly impossible to undo by the vile Conservatives if 4 to 8 years later there is a coup and they retake control (hahahah as IF)

Just think of the absolute numbers of proles who will be on the Government Tit, getting their fair share of the advantages America has to offer

Genius, pure genius.......

You are correct Proletarian Robot our Glorious Leader's first 100 days will be more fun filled and packed with progressive legislation than FDR's first 100 days. The best part of it is his campaign promises will get funded under the guise of stimulating the economy. Simply buying votes.

We only need to figure a way to keep the evil rich from taking the money they earned and the Jobs they create elsewhere. This must be done in the name of wealth redistribution.

We also need a way of detecting when the evil rich have thrown in the proverbial towel and decided to stop being productive because they, whom we know are not rich because they earned their money with the marketable skills, see the futility in giving their money to our proles who can't provide for them selves because they are fat of that socialist tit.

Perhaps he passed some glorious progressive gas into it too? That would make it an even more amazing talisman.

Lenin 'n' Things wrote:Perhaps,next,she can liberate his toenail clippings.She could possibly sell them on ebay as a memento. They could also be reduced to powder form and sold w/ a 40 oz. to mix it in.Instant elixir w/ curative powers. Yummy.

I'm also reminded of a scene in the movie The Last Emperor. The little emp goes ca-ca in a chamber pot, and these high priests take it and--well, maybe they're "high" from sniffing it and who knows what else.

Oh, to be the lucky White House janitor who gets to plunge Obama's toilet!

I am predicting that when the Obamas fully explore the White House, looking into every nook and cranny, and delving into the furniture for dropped dimes and missing billing records, that they will find a blue dress with DNA on it. His O'liness can then appear on the second-floor verandah, with the Dress in his hands, and use it talismanically to heal the world.

People all over the world, on seeing the Blue Dress held by His O'liness, will drop to their knees and their hearts will be opened to the Oneness and joy shall flood in, as they realize that planning and prudence have all given way to hope.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:

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You know darn well that Obama will not find that Blue Dress unless Rham Emanuel wears it again while back in the White House.

Rahm got it after Ken Starr was through with it. He now wears it all the time while he practices his Ballet (E. Rahm former ballet dancer now politcal fixer...).

It was reported that he and Billy had many hours of fun while he wore that dress back in the 90's. This was of course while Hillary was away trying to f***K up fix health care. Sadly it was too small for Al Gore.

The dress comment did remind me of a great political button I saw during the campaign season:

I'm thinking that His O'liness will accept as a gift indicating fealty the White House Humidor that Slick Willie stole, er, liberated from the White House. They both smoke, don't they?

For some reason I just don't see Rahm Emanuel in that blue dress. With his coloring he can wear red.

Comrade 7.62.... that is an interesting avitar you have.... seems as familiar to me in some way. Is it the symbol of one of the imperialists war mongering divisions?