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Kim Jong Il, friend of the people and inventor of the...

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"Tower of Power" grooming style is reported to have been summoned to that great bureaucracy in the sky. Feel free to check any reputable state approved media outlet! Sad times for the collective, indeed. On the other hand, congrats are in order to my community collective comrade, Susan Fouts, who correctly picked December 2011 as the month of Dear Leaders' demise in the local dead pool wager. She has won 3 beet vouchers, a rusty shovel, and 20 dollars worth of food stamps. She would have also won a bottle of vodka, but it seems to have been misplaced.

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Comrade Kim will be sadly missed. But great things are expected from his son. Although isn't it time North Korea put a womyn or disabled homosexual in charge to show how progressive they are?

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Yes Comrades, a somber day comes upon good progs everywhere as we mourn the loss of our little Dear Leader....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... dug6yHJB40

Perhaps in that "Great Commune in the Sky" Comrade Kim will finally find that "Special Comrade" to fill that which is missing?

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How could Kim Jong Il have the AUDACITY to die during our own Dear Leader's (PBUH) planned vacation? Someone is going to have to fly to North Korea, and stand at a state funeral, (and the buffet afterward is going to be pretty sparse, so...) POTUS and FLATUS are hereby decreed unavaialable. Somebody go wake Joe Biden and tell him to pack his bags, and have the medical staff get his shot records up to date.

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He was a dietary luminary by putting almost all the nation on a minimalist diet while encouraging maximum muscular output. To the inner circle this was known as the "Spartan Diet". Members of said circle we not allowed to participate as their maximum brain output required a maximum food intake.


 
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