Kim Jong-un wants to open burger joint as 'show of goodwill'


According to a new U.S. intelligence assessment, while the North Korean leader is no longer willing to give up his nuclear weapons, he said he may open a “Western hamburger franchise in Pyongyang as a show of goodwill,” NBC reports.
This consolation prize of sorts is said to have possibly been suggested by Kim as a way to gain favor with the burger-loving president.
In 2016 at a campaign rally in Atlanta, Trump said he’d invite Kim to the U.S. for a state dinner, but instead of doing something formal, the two would simply dine on the fast-food American staple.
Question: Will Kim Burgers™ offer these scrumptious selections?
Yellow Cake Burger
Uranium-235 Burger
Plutonium Burger
Great Leaders Delight Burger


Cesium Cooler
Strontium-90 Smoothy



Torch-carrier of Soviet Hockey
The first Dear Leader Drive Thrus are already being added to the vast North Korean gulag network. "Anyong haseyoone! Give me one Kim Jong-un-Happy Meal and one Hermit Kingdom Burger with a medium Cesium Cooler"....and hold the fallout.


Captain Craptek
Torch-carrier of Soviet Hockey
The first Dear Leader Drive Thrus are already being added to the vast North Korean gulag network. "Anyong haseyoone! Give me one Kim Jong-un-Happy Meal and one Hermit Kingdom Burger with a medium Cesium Cooler"....and hold the fallout.
That may well be the secret delivery system. I imagine this phone conversation between two North Korean rocket scientists:
"Last night, did you also eat Kim Jong-un-Happy Meal?"
"Yes, I did."
"And did you also wash it down with a Cesium Cooler?"
"Yes, I did."
"Have you been to the bathroom yet?"
"No, I haven't."
"Don't go! I'm calling you from California!"


Millions not served


Captain Craptek
Torch-carrier of Soviet Hockey
The first Dear Leader Drive Thrus are already being added to the vast North Korean gulag network. "Anyong haseyoone! Give me one Kim Jong-un-Happy Meal and one Hermit Kingdom Burger with a medium Cesium Cooler"....and hold the fallout.
In semi-recent hockey news - Every time Switzerland scored a goal against Korea’s unified women’s hockey team on Saturday night in Gangneung, the 100-plus member North Korean cheerleading squad, women all dressed in red jackets and white winter hats, began to chant in Korean. “Cheer up!”




Commissar_Elliott
Do they come with toys for the little comrades?The Little tykes are able to select one of these three fabulous gifts.
Kim Ill-sung
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Kim Jung Il
Kim Jung-un

Commissar_Elliott
Do they come with toys for the little comrades?

The Dear Leader’s Glorious 2018 Food Ration for the Entire Kangwon Province Burger