Komrade Jeb Bush's Thinking is Korrekt

Komrade Jeb Bush of the Demokrat Light Party (DLP), formerly known as the Republikan Party, has finally come to his senses and now embraces Komrade Glorious Leader's "wealth redistribution" ideology:

Republicans are suddenly talking about income inequality

[indentr]When former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) walked up to a podium in Detroit on Wednesday, he delivered an economic message not commonly associated with the GOP. In his first major public speech since announcing his interest in running for president in 2016, Bush embraced the issue of income inequality... [/indentr]
Apparently, the DLP RINO establishment figures, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and lose anyway." Komrade Madame Secretary Hillaria Clintonivsk is pleased that komrade Bush is "reaching across" the aisle and falling in line with the agenda. She stated that Jeb Bush will be most beneficial to her 2016 campaign.
 

So many in poverty, and they all need the government's help.
 

Yes, Komrade Jeb and Komrade Hillary why not place them both on the same ticket. It would be a win/win......a Federal Maximum Wage and a re-birth of Democracy....Oh my, I am so excited I just soiled my pants......
 

Hammer and Loupe

So many in poverty, and they all need the government's help.
Our glorious government will help by punishing the evil "rich" (a.k.a. the "middle class"), who "didn't build that," by redistributing their wealth to those who deserve a "fair shot" and a "fair share." It's all "fair," so it's okay. All that needs to be done is to vote the korrekt way.
 

Gummipuppe

Apparently, the DLP RINO establishment figures, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and lose anyway." Komrade Madame Secretary Hillaria Clintonivsk is pleased that komrade Bush is "reaching across" the aisle and falling in line with the agenda. She stated that Jeb Bush will be most beneficial to her 2016 campaign.
Jeb & Hillary (Jebillary?) in 2016. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 

trashmouth

....Oh my, I am so excited I just soiled my pants......
I am sure there's a government program for that, komrade trashmouth. I am fortunate that I only get thrills up my leg.
 

Congratulations, New Comrade, you have started a topic that merits illustration by the Directorate of Agitprop...

Drink deeply, Comrade! Expect an increase in your production quotas.

(and don't be stingy--pass the bottle...)
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Congratulations, New Comrade, you have started a topic that merits illustration by the Directorate of Agitprop...

Drink deeply, Comrade! Expect an increase in your production quotas.

(and don't be stingy--pass the bottle...)
Thank you, komrade Ivan. I am deeply moved.
 

Dedhedvedev

Jeb & Hillary (Jebillary?) in 2016. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Suggested DLP Slogan “Don’t you worry your pretty little head about what we might do, elect us first… then find out!”

Decisions, Decisions … what will the RINO dream ticket look like:

Komrade Jeb, Komrade Hillary
Or
Komrade Hillary, Komrade Jeb
Or
Komrade Jeb, Komrade Liz
Or
Komrade Liz, Komrade Jeb

What is a Komrade to do?


I had a thought that perhaps that wasn’t a link to a real story (It was either denial or lack attention) but alas it was a real story….. Lord help US
 

Comrade Šterpin

Dedhedvedev

Jeb & Hillary (Jebillary?) in 2016. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Or
Komrade Jeb, Komrade Liz

Jiz?
 

Comrade Šterpin

Suggested DLP Slogan “Don’t you worry your pretty little head about what we might do, elect us first… then find out!”

Decisions, Decisions … what will the RINO dream ticket look like:

Komrade Jeb, Komrade Hillary
Or
Komrade Hillary, Komrade Jeb
Or
Komrade Jeb, Komrade Liz
Or
Komrade Liz, Komrade Jeb

What is a Komrade to do?


Komrades are to vote as they are told to vote, and not ask questions. As Komrade Madame Secretary Hilleria Clintonivsk says, "What difference does it make?" A vote for Komrade Jeb is the same as a vote for Komrade Hilleria or Komrade Liz. It's all for the glory of the progressive agenda and "fundamental transformation of Amerika."
 

Dedhedvedev

Jiz?
Jiz 2016

Genius Komrade!
Coming to the bumper of a Prius near you!

Oh wait… it could also be Jill 2016… The quandary continues..