Today the editorial staff of The People's Cube whole heartedly endorse the campaigns of Krissy and Michael.


https://www.keeferforcongress.com

https://bergforcongress.us

Krissy and Michael have the proven leadership ability and progessive ideals that strengthen our democratic traditions in this great nation of ours.

Quite simply, Krissy and Michael have put the PRO back in PROGRESSIVE.

Some comrades may disagree with our position and that's OK, it's your opinion and keep it to yourself or face a firing squad, but Krissy and Michael's positions we believe speak for the Party as a whole in World Socialism, not just Democrat or Green.

Krissy and Michael are:

• Proactive
  
• Pro-Palestine
  
• Pro Tranny
  
• Pro Gay and Lesbian
  
• Pro Radical enviroMENTAList
  
• Pro Islamofascist
  
• Pro Impeach Bush
  
• Pro Smelly patchouli hippie
  
• Pro Welfare
  
• Pro minority entitlement and quotas
  
• Pro Illegal immigration
  
• Pro beheadings
  
• Pro Sharia
  
• Pro Hugo
  
• Pro Castro
  
• Pro Mahmoud
  
• And they support the troops by surrendering!

You can't ask for more!

An endorsement from Medea Benjamin is good enough for me. Let alone an endorsement from Hillary herself. That Krissy seems to hate Fancy Pants even more than Hillary does.

Oops... is it safe to claim that a mere mortal can do anything more than Hillary does? Should I have said she hates Fancy Pants "almost but not quite as much" as Hillary does? No, that could mean insufficient zeal and a dangerous lack of commitment to progrress. Should I have said she hates Fancy Pants "just as much" as Hillary does? Unthinkable! Who does this Krissy thinks she is, equal to HRC or something? I'm confused... Can we purge her instead? Makes thinking so much easier.

No, No, No!
No purging of useful idiots!
I thought I made myself clear with Archie.
Remember, useful idiots hug trees, they don't grow on them.
Krissy has done a ton of good for the Party with her opposition research on Paisley Fancy Pants. Just click on "Pelosi" in her website. We'll definitely use this information in the upcoming purge.
Besides, I think she's sexy in Elsa Lanchester kind of way....purrrrrr

Krissy is just what the progressive community needs! I'm very impressed with her credentials. This from her bio:

Krissy Keefer for Congress bio wrote:As a student at the University of Oregon, she and three other women started Wallflower Order Dance Collective, the first company dedicated to the politics of feminism and social justice through dance.

Over her 30 year career, Ms. Keefer has created hundreds of performances with Wallflower Order and Dance Brigade, the troupe for which she currently choreographs, organizing hundreds of artists into stunning works of conscious culture that deals directly with issues that affect people's lives. Whether the work is about women in prison, the environment, torture, or female empowerment, Ms. Keefer's creative work and organizational skill has made a huge impact on social justice community.

The videos at her website are so informative that I don't know how she could possibly lose. They're worth going to her site all by themselves. And her campaign tactic of taking to the streets with an ensemble of tribal-like drummers is sure to convince voters of her powerful message! So if she does lose the election it'll only be because of the conspiracy against the progressive voice.

Here's what the man in the San Francisco street has to say:

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I think she would make an excellent vice president on the Hillary ticket. This is very exciting!

"Oh but sure, no, I'm employed." Quoteth the homeless person! Brilliant! Yes, he has a real address too! He's registered! I bet this was filmed, no wait....digitally recorded in the Mission District! No photoshopping here! Raw! Uncut! The Truth! I'm dizzy!

H.

I think she would make an excellent vice president on the Hillary ticket. This is very exciting!

Comrade Otis!
Have you been smoking crack again? Vice President?
There'll be no stinking Vice President!
Only a Dictatorship of the Proletariate!
Where in the Hell did you go to school? Didn't your Marxist professors teach you anything?

I never knew there were homeless people in the progressive rainbow utopia of San-Francisco? Maybe he is just an actor. Anywho, Archie is doing just fine Your Excellency, he is in the process of picking his major. But I do agree, useful idiots are in short supply, especially the true progressive types, Krissy Pissy Panties will make a lovely addition to your already incoherent army of drooling femin-zombies.

Krissy is going to make this year's purge so exciting!
There is nothing like a star witness and victim combined!
Ohhhh......
Ohhhh......

Pant pant...

Snarl......

Ow Ohhhhhh!

Is Krissy Kathy's mom?
Is Krissy Kathy's sister?
Is Krissy Kathy's clone?
Is Krissy Kathy's domestic partner?
Is Krissy Kathy?

I've read both their blogs, it's uncannily similar.

Sling shots and Flamenco dresses!
Hot man! Very hot!
And I'm ready to dump Paisley like a Hot Tamale!
Krissy is one helluva broad
Right On Sister Krissy!
Keep On Truckin'!

Radical dancer Krissy Keefer kicks off her congressional campaign to defeat incumbent warmonger Nancy Pelosi at Cafe La Boheme, 24th and Mission, San Francisco. Her platform is US out of Iraq, Impeach Bush, and Stop Global Warming. Pelosi is standing in the way of these things being accomplished! Krissy calls on the "Art Army" to combine creativity, demonstration culture, and electoral politics- the crowd gets fired up.

Who wouldn't?

Hillary wrote:No, No, No!
No purging of useful idiots!
I thought I made myself clear with Archie.
Remember, useful idiots hug trees, they don't grow on them.
Krissy has done a ton of good for the Party with her opposition research on Paisley Fancy Pants. Just click on "Pelosi" in her website. We'll definitely use this information in the upcoming purge.
Besides, I think she's sexy in Elsa Lanchester kind of way....purrrrrr

I bet she braids her armpit hair, too...quite the skank.

Michael Berg looks like my kind of candidate. Ever since his son was killed by Iraqis as part of their legitimate protests against American Imperialism and Bush he's spent his time thinking on how we can end the war. This from his website:

Michael Berg for Congress wrote:STOP THE WAR ON AMERICA BY:

* Insuring Single Payer Universal Health Care.
* Insuring all workers a dignified, livable wage, including immigrants.
* Funding our public schools.
* Saving Social Security.
* Saving our levees, dams, & bridges.
* Stopping Global Warming by switching to sustainable, solar, wind and biofuel.

Our Islamic brothers and sisters want to kill western infidels because we don't have socialized healthcare, a guaranteed living wage for illegal aliens, more money for public schools, and "saving social security" again. The Islamicfascists seem to be really mad that we aren't doing enough for our levees, dams, and bridges and they are quite overwhelmed with rage over global warming. These are the reasons they want to kill all the kaffirs.

So there you have it. Michael Berg in Congress will win the war against terrorism by solving the problems that make the world Islamic community really mad at us. By a very odd coincidence these are exactly the issues that the Progressive community is concerned about. So, it's a win-win situation for everyone. Peace in our time and a socialist society for all. Thus proving that peace and socialism go hand-in-hand.

Comrade Otis wrote:Our Islamic brothers and sisters want to kill western infidels because we don't have socialized healthcare, a guaranteed living wage for illegal aliens, more money for public schools, and "saving social security" again. The Islamicfascists seem to be really mad that we aren't doing enough for our levees, dams, and bridges and they are quite overwhelmed with rage over global warming. These are the reasons they want to kill all the kaffirs.

Comrade Berg must have been stealing his ideas from the People's Cube and Prof. Kurgman's blog. Not only do they hate us because we don't have quality healhcare for everybody, but the Muslim leaders themselves, in moments of introspection and musing, fear that they may not be liked in the West because of poor recycling practices, lack of separate restrooms for transsexuals, and insufficient union benefits:

Prominent Muslims: Why Do They Hate Us?

<img align=left src=https://thepeoplescube.com/images/image ... ah_100.jpg> Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah, Secretary General, Hezbollah:
It's got to be our lousy recycling program. I'll admit it, we haven't been paying much attention to it lately because we've been focusing our resources on killing every Jew on the planet. Still, that's no excuse for not sorting our plastics by color. We know that these materials aren't biodegradable, and can see why that could cause resentment. If it matters, we only use recycled steel for the ball bearings in our rockets, but yes, plastics are much more of an environmental hazard. Yet we hope you will find a place in your hearts to love us!

Red Square wrote:Comrade Berg must have been stealing his ideas from the People's Cube and Prof. Kurgman's blog.

Now I know Comrade Berg really is my kind of candidate. I like a man who knows what to steal!

I'm not sure of this "Berg" character. I would much rather see a platform that is less abrasive to the People. Comrade Spaceguy Nelson was a candidate I could divert large sums of tax payer and union dollars to and still feel good about his chances. But this "Berg" just doesn't represent my views on how to solve the major problems facing this horrible imperialist nation.

I would like to see this Four Point Plan to Progress implemented into the candidates platform...

• Biodegradable people, fuel that can heat ditches, power vehicles and reduce C02 emissions by at least 75%.

• Social Security that is for Government use only, we need to cut benefits to these retiring hacks and just keep the dough to pay for unnecessary social
programs and faulty public works projects. The only good senior is a voting
Democrat senior, let us cut our loses and expand our necro-proxie base
constituency ten fold.

• We also need to focus on REAL reform in education. Let's start by taking the influx of immigrants and train them to be educators, I believe this will advance progress by teaching our own young to speak Spanish, embrace a new culture and further decimate whatever remnants of the bloated capitalist Amerikan traditions that are still lingering. Then we can have the U.N govern us until the coronation of Her Excellency.

• I also believe we should begin contemplating war reparations. We need to re-pay all those we might have oppressed, offended, or defended ourselves against. I suggest we start in the middle-east and work our way to Vietnam and North Korea, we need to show these people that we were wrong and they are always right. How else can we ensure world peace?

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How else can we ensure world peace?

This freak thinks he has a good idea...

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=909

DA! Comrade Crunch is a brilliantly informed humyn being. We must not scare him away, it is very rare when we get to play with a troll, everyone keep your mask on. We are collectivist and registered democrats, remember that!

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:DA! Comrade Crunch is a brilliantly informed humyn being. We must not scare him away, it is very rare when we get to play with a troll, everyone keep your mask on. We are collectivist and registered democrats, remember that!

Shit, I forgot :-/ Back to the Ivy League for a refresher course.

"Useful idiots hug trees, they don't grow on them"

Yes, please don't scare this troll away. It's not everyday you come across a "Beingist".
What is a "Beingist" you may ask?
From Crunch's website:

You might be a Beingist if you believe:
• Reason and science are our best means of understanding the universe.
• Everything that exists is natural — nothing is supernatural.
• Ethical values are subjective, but nevertheless very important to people.
• There¹s no such thing as free will, and causality appears to play a significant role in the way our world operates.


I really like the "There¹s no such thing as free will" aspect....and The Party Agrees!
And to use the "Jefferson Manual" when there is no free will....well, I can clearly comment that there is no irony there.

Has anybody heard from Alva lately, we might have found a soulmate for him?

Alva will be missed. Alva or "Mulva” as he was known by his contemporaries, was a humyn who wanted progress by any means necessary. Whether it was through his punk rock music or using the Bible to defend Communism (because we all know the Soviet Union just *loved* religion). Alva was a special kind of troll, he was a speak & spin troll, you give him a fact, he twist's it and turns it into progressive truth. These useful idiots are in very short supply and are on the endangered species list, so please, use care when breaking their core beliefs.

Q. Just who really is Green Krissy and what has got her so pissy?

A.
and she wants "little pretty Paisley Fancy Pants" to give back the ruby slippers or else she will release Michael and his brigade of flying gay jihad monkeys upon us all

ohhh... I like green chicks.

ohhh... I like green chicks.

Don't get any clear liquids on her, she might melt.

So That explains the absense of Hygene and appearance protocol(caring what you look and smell like in public) But Alfalfa what about your obligation to the he-man women haters club....... Excuse sir does that come with a rolling tray and rainbow sticker??Surrender hell we have not yet begun to fight.....Aunty Em I had a terrible dream .....