Comrades,

We have made glorious progress in the past two years. In celebration, I have reverted back to my original Avatar, in order to put my best progressive female persona to the task ahead.

We have gone a long ways towards bankrupting the nation with a stimulus package that brought us, not more jobs, but higher unemployment. This is the good news.

On the downside, the dimwitted Rethuglicans are catching on to what we are up to, and we expect to suffer a few losses in the re-elections of our fearless leaders. No matter what happens, we must carry on, and the Lame Duck Congressional Session is going to be our last chance to wreak havoc with the evil capitalist economy.

What would you like to see happen? Would you like to see Cap and Trade Pass? I would. I want to bankrupt the evil oil companies any way we can even if it means that gasoline will rise to $15.00 per gallon. This is a sacrifice worth making. I hear they are going to disguise it as "The Oil Spill Bill." Never let a crisis go to waste!

And did you know, that our fearless leaders would like to centralize voting, so that votes are not locally counted, but will be rigged controlled far more efficiently by having all votes go directly into Washington? - as it should be. Yes, this really is on their Lame Duck Congress wish list. Mine, too.

What I am asking of you, the inner party, the confidants, the brainstorming maniacs that we are, is to come up with new and havoc wreaking laws you would like to see passed before the year is over. Even if the Rethuglicans oust many of our fearless leaders in November, we still have one more chance with the post November Lame Duck session.

Let's make a good Lame Duck Soup! Let's take the economy completely down! It's our job as progressives. We must destroy the capitalist system and the consumption economy for one and for all!

Your loyal bearded comrade,

Leninka

Sufferin' Stalin Succotash!

$15.00 per gallon?
Let's just ration and make it illegal for proles!

I'm looking forward to losing control of the House and Senate. Now we'll be able to to blame the Republicans for our failures (well, success for us, but failure for America). We can tell the dumb proles that Obama would've solved their problems by 2012 but for those darned old Republicans. HAHAHAHAHA! And the stupid proles will fall for it too. Just watch. They got the attention span of a kitten (oooh, look, something shiny).

They'll forget everything they witnessed these last 2 years and our media tools won't remind them either. In fact they'll rewrite the history of Obama's first 2 years. We'll have the dupes worshiping him again by re-election time.

I would like to see a law certifying the Chevy Volt as the Official Car of the 2016 Chicago Olympics.

I would like to see a law making the word for the number that comes after "trillion" to be "Bushillion" so that no one ever forgets whose fault all these deficits are.

I would like to see a law combining the Stimulus and Card Check. This would allow that any future stimulus packages could be passed without approval by Congress, simply by having a majority of union members check "Yes" on a postcard while being observed by a menacing thug.

All national monuments and war memorials should be replaced with mosques!

The 22nd ammendment must be repealled so Obama can be president for life.

The following terms used in a derogatory manner: Muslim, Socialist, Communist, Warmist, AGW Alarmist and Progressive should be added to growing list of hate speech and calling people these names constitutes a hate crime.

Leninka wrote:Let's make a good Lame Duck Soup!

Let's have Lame Duck Soup™ everyday!

(Leninka - shouldn't the duck be dressed or undressed or something?)

Double double ducky trouble, Omaba's brew and cauldron bubble. Sounds better than champagne accompanied by Kobe beef. Oo-la-la.

Comrade Laika,

Of course gas will be rationed, as soon as we nationalize all of the oil companies. Once that is done, then they will no longer be evil. And Comrade Hugo Chavez's oil will be considered premo for gassing purposes of all kinds.

Comrade Whoopie,

Always good to wipe out all memory of days past. I'm already forgetting last year, as we speak.

Comrade Opiate,

It's about time we had a national car. Not since the Volkswagen, has the sound of a car's name sent a tingle up my leg.

Comrade Opiate,

If we appeal the 22nd amendment and no other, that will be enough for me. I won't be happy until I see Comrade O sitting at a lunch counter where whitey is no longer allowed, unless, of course, one belongs to a union, then it's okay.

Comrade Putout,

Oh my. Will that duck be ready soon? I'm getting voracious. I spent all of my food stamp money on junk food.

I think the current economic situation warrants a preemptive nullification of the upcoming election results. The will of the People means nothing when compared to the survival of the Party. If we allow the Repugs to regain control of the apparatus of government, they will immediately start starving children and eating kittens. And all the unicorns will cry. Do you want hungry children, half-eaten kittens and weeping unicorns trudging the streets of America, America? That's what's about to happen if the omens read true.

Only the Party can save America by changing it into Venezuela, and we can only do that if we don't have to worry about losing our power because a bunch of cry-babies who keep running to Mommy Constitution still have the right to vote.

The obvious answer is to simply nullify the election before it ever happens. We could use great slogans like "Never change horses in midstream" to justify "postponing" the election until we're out of the financial crisis. All we have to do is perpetuate the crisis and thus never have an election again.

It is time for Congrrrr-ass to totally shread useless Constitution and make founding document Sharia. As Dear Leader is already of the Muslim progeny, it is only to be for making much sense that Amerikka should be under Sharia.

Dammit, I still want Bush and Cheney arrested and brought to trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity and--well, crimes against everything!

This could be our last chance to do it. Let me be perfectly clear, and make no mistake: If not now, when? We can't kick this can down the road any longer. Millions are suffering because of a partisan minority holding up justice.

We cannot move forward and fix the economy unless first we punish those who got us into this mess!

I demand retroactive impeachment of Bush and Cheney, followed by an invalidation of both the 2000 and 2004 elections. I am convinced these actions will bring government spending under control, drastically reduce the deficit, balance the federal budget, and create or save zillions and gazillions of jobs.

I invite all of you to join me for Plan B: We will storm the steps of Capitol Hill and demand that both House and Senate pass an immediate resolution calling for the retroactive impeachment and invalidation of the Bush-Cheney regime.

We will bring crudely lettered signs, and hang crudely lettered banners over the balconies. We will don black hoods and orange jumpsuits to show our solidarity with those oppressed by the bloody Bush-Cheney regime. We will chant and sing songs. We will bare our boobs. We will hang Bush in effigy and throw shoes at him until Congress remembers that they serve We The People and only We The People! And then we'll blog about our experiences on Cindy's Peace of the Action blog!

Who will stand and storm with me?

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

Ehhh, ok Pinkie, I'll join the fun.

(you did say you'd bare your boobs right?)

Comrade Pinkie,

This is a very important mission. Yes, we must always remember who our true enemy is - it's the Bush-Cheney machine. In fact, it's going to take us years to dismantle the damage they did.

Comrade Whoopie,

Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

See, I told you.

Thank goodness the lads from "Wanks not Tanks" are behind the banner....

Leninka, I forgot that you're an organizer for the Itty-Bitty-Tittie-Committee for Peace.

No, Comrade Whoopie, Her Beardedness Oh High One of The Proletariat & Most Esteemed Commissarka Lenika is a member of the OUR BREASTS ARE BIG ASS BOMBS COMMITTEE:


(So put it back in your pants pal, I'm the only cock in this Cube!)

Which reminds me of the Lame Duck Soup (little do they know we have cooked the frog) I Hope™ to see passed: In the interest of saving chics from being devoured we must NOW pass into law a law which is law, that says, in the interest of The People™ and The Children™, that the law shall be none other than the will of the chics. This law will incorporate all chics as Party Oracle™, for only chics know best...


As these chics are a decidedly endangered Amerikan species, all others who might consider themselves of this classification are hereby dismissed. Please confer with your local commissar on the Indigenous Protection Act™.

Comrades,

I'm am a member of neither committee you speak of. I am the undersecretary to Susan Sarapdon, who, as you know, was appointed Breast Equalization Czar. In order to complete the complete utopian picture, all breasts must be equalized in size, firmness and perkiness.

Comrade RR,

Of course, everything must be for the chics.

Comrade Putout wrote: (Leninka - shouldn't the duck be dressed or undressed or something?)

Strangely, that duck looks like the lovely Comrade Michelle. I mean, the proportions are similar. Yes, this should be the model for all perfect prog women. Who, but Dear Leader knows true perfection in all things better than he.

Leninka wrote:See, I told you.

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I am off to assist these comrades in protesting right away! And yes, I still have my Bill Clinton era issued beads.

Excellent, Comrade Chedoh. But watch out, those girls may get hungry.

It just occurred to me that it would be nice if Congress voted The People's Cube, the official Professional Left propaganda site on the web. The Huffington Post has nothing on us. No one makes the left look better than the Cube.

Chedoh wrote:I am off to assist these comrades in protesting right away!

Assist or spy upon Comrade Chedoh? (From Wikibedleakers) Nice sandals by the way.