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Latest leak: Trump to give major speech in Russia

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According to the latest leak from the Trump administration, the president will "very soon" deliver a major speech about "Making America Great Again" while speaking from top of Lenin Mausoleum in Moscow's Red Square.

This leak, given anonymously to the media during the White House press briefing by Trump's Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus, alleges that President Trump is going to highlight his plans for increasing American jobs and economic prosperity, unprecedented tax cuts, reforming healthcare, strengthening the U.S. military and taking care of our veterans, as well as making America the leader of the free world once again.

"Such a speech can only be given in Russia," explained Priebus to the only reporter who was paying attention and who also happened to be from Fox News.

"That is the only way we can get full and complete coverage of the speech from the American media," Priebus continued on condition of anonymity. "Our media seem to be so fixated on anything related to Russia and its connection to President Trump that we may as well take advantage of it. And since nothing we say out loud and in the open seems to get through their heads, we are also presenting this as an anonymous leak."

The administration is hoping that this latest leak from the White House will at least be able to get some news outlets to report it and some Democrats to listen to the actual content of President Trump's proposals and possibly even adequately respond to his words based on their meaning and substance.


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OOPS! THAT'S NOT THE KREMLIN! TIME Magazine Cover Has White House Morphing Into St. Basil Cathedral

TIME MAGAZINE TRIES TO BE EDGY — LOOKS STUPID INSTEAD

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TIME Magazine has the Trump White House morphing into the Kremlin on this week's cover.

But that's not the Kremlin.
It's an Orthodox Cathedral in Moscow.

Their cover is almost as phony as the fake Russian conspiracy.
Almost.

TIME magazine mixed up the Kremlin with St. Basil Cathedral on its cover!

The Christians are coming!

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Is it just me, or did Time attempt to crop out the crosses?

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Is it just me, or did Time attempt to crop out the crosses?
Comrades, use your lying eyes :

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(in case our Party Organ balks at transmitting the BIG pic, its here)


My Dummkopf eyes say: 97% consensual knee-jerk involved, to memory-hole Dead White Crusader's paraphernalia.

With an effort of imagination (and knowing that each lukovitsa has a cross on top), you see the 3% remainder.

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o yep, and this here :

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And, Comrade Alfred E. Neuman - don't get mad.
In Kommunizm™, everything is kollektive property, da?

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Vee haf vays, in Bavaria.
Lukovitsa? Zwiebelturm?
Genossen (& Genossinnen!), just see zhis.

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Whad, TIME ripped off MAD? Peanuts.

Comrades, here is the Full Truth™ :
Alfred E. Neuman ripped off the most equally Kubic Organ of The People! :

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Good News! :
Comrade Mini.. , I mean, Brother Al-Minitru al-Belgiki already stalks MAD, sayf in his clenched fist.


 
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