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Legendary Fountain of Economic Life Located In Florida

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Throughout the epochtimes, Commissars sought the source of economic life for themselves, as well as their crew. Even Commissars that didn't care a tosser other than to revitalize their own income bracket would hear myths and legends about a Fountain of Economic Life, and would often invest in the speculation that the Fountain of Economic Life could be found $ucce$$fully.

That's how powerful the legendary Fountain of Economic Life is, comrades.

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With ideas of economic life stolen from Europe, who stole it from the Middle East, American Nativist votesmen would gladly sign on to crew a Ship of State setting out on a heroic voyage to discover, secure, and protect the lush, green foliage rumored to be found in prolific concentrations; even coming to abundant harvest in districts within a land watered by the legendary Fountain of Economic Life.

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Upon explorative mission, Juan Ponce de' Leon discovered Augusta, Florida where he found the Fountain of Youth-a-dults in Need of An Economic Life.

So, hotels were built so that all could travel to Florida for its sun, sea, and attractions. Embroidered hat and T-shirt consortiums flourished. Key Lime Pie was invented and mass produced. Florida's music scene was just a Margarita Buffet away. The produce thriving in the districts watered by the Fountain of Economic Life was filling every comrade's backyard pool and lifting whole fleets of boats and watercraft of all kinds of diversified purposes.

Below is picture of such a hotel built for Ponce de' Leon in Augusta, Florida. This hotel was PDL's Mar-a-lago like today's DJT, who also knows a thing, or billion, about the Fountain of Economic Life.

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'pelipsky is thinkfeelin' that the above hotel serves really cool, creamy, puckery, slices of Key Lime Pie to die for, and a Margarita to take away the pain. But, that's an investigative exploration voyage in need of financing at this current Biden time.

So, getting back to original legend retelling of the Fountain of Economic Life Ship of State's Log Book Entry.

Today, Ronaldo Pounce de'Leon de'Santis, the Governorship of Florida, planted the Flag of Florida firmly to ecologasocially preserve Florida's Fountain of Economic Life, in the name of Florida, and all Floridians.

To quote, The Governorship of Florida Ronaldo Pounce de'Leon de'Santis:

“Biden last night said that they may have to impose more lockdown-type policies in the future,” DeSantis said during the press conference. “I can tell ya, that ain't happening in Florida. We are not going to let him lock down Florida. I know they talked about restricting travel of Floridians. That's totally unacceptable, we've said that from the beginning.”

“To even contemplate doing any kind of lockdown, honestly it's insane, so that's not going to happen in the state of Florida,” he continued. “We like the fact that people have been able to work here… so we're going to continue doing what works, but under no circumstances would we entertain doing anything of the sort.”

Must be something in the water from the Fountain of Economic Life legend after all.

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Then there's the Fountain of Eternal Death in Washington D.C. Just look what it does to people.

Joe Biden; case in point.


 
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