• First, find a character from history that nobody likes.
• Secondly, find a similarity between that character and Trump. Extra points for squeezing in words like Orwellian and Eerie.
• Thirdly, declare, "History is repeating itself!"

• Trump is like __________.
• The parallels between Trump and __________ are eerie.
• HIRI™!

HIRI™...

• Is fun for the whole kollektive
• Reinforces korrect views of history
• Promotes Kritikal Thinking™ skills
• Is Approved by the Department of Education

HIRI™ is a registered trademark of the The People's Cube
 

Komissar al-Blogunov

... That nobody likes ...

Donald Trump is just like Frank Burns!




Just as Burns kept a tight, fascistic, orwellian grip on the 4077th, Trump has his slimy fascist hands around the neck of our United States! And an Anonymous Whistleblower™ spotted Trump in his Mar-A-Lago dining room eating a plate full of worms. Frank's lover's name was Margaret, Trump's is Melania. THEY BOTH START WITH AN M! The parallels between Frank and Don are uncanny, eerie almost. History is repeating itself!
 

Trump is like the GRINCH.

He came swooping in with his sleigh full of Walmart smelling Deplorables and stole the 2016 Election causing mental illness across America.









Looks like things are shaping up in 2020 for HIRI.
 

Comrade Stierlitz

Komissar al-Blogunov

... That nobody likes ...

Donald Trump is just like Frank Burns!

FrankBurnsEatsWorms.jpg

Just as Burns kept a tight, fascistic, orwellian grip on the 4077th, Trump has his slimy fascist hands around the neck of our United States! And an Anonymous Whistleblower™ spotted Trump in his Mar-A-Lago dining room eating a plate full of worms. Frank's lover's name was Margaret, Trump's is Melania. THEY BOTH START WITH AN M! The parallels between Frank and Don are uncanny, eerie almost. History is repeating itself!

 

Most Equal Komissar al-Blogunov,

Most Equal Topic! One of my favorite tunes by the Propellerheads.



As Komrad Miss Shirley Bassey says: "The joke dear's rather sad. It's all just a little bit of history repeating."

Spawned out in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon
 

Himmelarschundzwirn, Kreuzgewitterwolkenbruch!
Vot's zis, Hakenkreuz-dancing?!!! :








ergo, HIRI™ :
extremely eerie :

Orwellian Trump is worse than Hitler + Goebbels + Eichmann, zusammen!
 

Trump is like Caesar.

The parallels between Trump and backstabbing Senators is uncannily OrwellianShakespearingly eerie.

History is re-re-repeating itself.
 

Red Salmon

Most Equal Komissar al-Blogunov,

Most Equal Topic! One of my favorite tunes by the Propellerheads.



As Komrad Miss Shirley Bassey says: "The joke dear's rather sad. It's all just a little bit of history repeating."

Spawned out in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon
That was talent on display. Something classy about the ties.
 

Yes, history. A World War, millions dead, followed by a harsh and punitive Armistice and Treaty guaranteed to wreak economic ruin on a defeated people. Years of social and economic instability follow with a weak Federal Government unable to deal with basic social problems including hyperinflation, hunger, massive unemployment, violent political clashes on the streets and a crippling worldwide economic depression. Then along came Trump....Yep, the United States today is just like Hitler's Germany, eerily so, almost Shakewellian.
 

Mein Kampf = long egotistical boring book.
The Art of the Deal = long egotistical boring book.

Hitler - Funny haircut and mustache.
Trump - Funny hair and orange tan.

These are not coincidences.
 

Ellsworth Toohey

Mein Kampf = long egotistical boring book.
The Art of the Deal = long egotistical boring book.

Hitler - Funny haircut and mustache.
Trump - Funny hair and orange tan.

These are not coincidences.
Amen my Brother from another mother.The birds here have flown South for the winter. The days are getting shorter. The weather is colder and the leaves on all of the trees are changing color and dropping off. The exact same thing happened in Germany under Hitler every November. Eerily prophetic, chilling, grab your children, hug them tight, tell them that you love them before.......IT'S TOO LATE!
 

Papa Kalashnikook

Ellsworth Toohey

Mein Kampf = long egotistical boring book.
The Art of the Deal = long egotistical boring book.

Hitler - Funny haircut and mustache.
Trump - Funny hair and orange tan.

These are not coincidences.
Amen my Brother from another mother.The birds here have flown South for the winter. The days are getting shorter. The weather is colder and the leaves on all of the trees are changing color and dropping off. The exact same thing happened in Germany under Hitler every November. Eerily prophetic, chilling, grab your children, hug them tight, tell them that you love them before.......IT'S TOO LATE!

Indeed Papa K.
Trumputler art one unmuzzled earth-vexing jolt-head according to Shakeswellian repeating eeriness.
 

They were all White males... Need I say more?!
 

mi

They were all White males... Need I say more?!
And humans. Don't forget they were humans. Disgusting, hairless, pasty, male humans.
 

Red Square

mi

They were all White males... Need I say more?!
And humans. Don't forget they were humans. Disgusting, hairless, pasty, male humans.Are the White males -- especially, if they identify as such too -- even human?
 

mi

Red Square

mi

They were all White males... Need I say more?!
And humans. Don't forget they were humans. Disgusting, hairless, pasty, male humans.Are the White males -- especially, if they identify as such too -- even human?

 

Komissar al-Blogunov

What about Trump and Mugabe?I denounce Komissar al-Blogunov for comparing, however implicitly, Donald Trump and the African-liberation hero Robert Mugabe!That said, maybe, Mugabe identified as White?
 

Meanwhile, back at the original topic:




 

mi

Komissar al-Blogunov

What about Trump and Mugabe?I denounce Komissar al-Blogunov for comparing, however implicitly, Donald Trump and the African-liberation hero Robert Mugabe!That said, maybe, Mugabe identified as White?


 

P.P. Gogol

Meanwhile, back at the original topic:

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Remember the year 2.400.000.000 BC? ___ (= the year 2400 Million BC, Komradette Clara, ja?)

At that point, and within only the next 600 million years, says science, "almost all life (95%) on Earth went extinct".

Hah. And why?

Simple: dioxygen (O₂!) amassed. First in the oceans (over the said 600 M years), and later (over the following 1.000 M years) in land surface, too. After which, oceans' and landmasses' capacity to absorb O₂ maxed out, O₂ started accumulating in Earth's atmosphere (which, this time, took some 800 M most recent years).

Oh yes? And who did the deed? Hah, cyanobacteria.

Komrades!
Isn't "CO₂" the new "O₂"? Strangling all present life on Gaia? (Epstein didn't kill himself, ja?)
Isn't "orange" the new "cyan"? Cyan, as in cyanide, cyanosis, cyanotoxin?
Isn't "Trumputler" the "cyanobacter" of our time?

HIRI™! :
Didn't Trumputler do to "Paris" what cyanobacteria did to the "Paleoproterozoic"?
From GOE, the Great Oxygenation Event, to GOE, the Giga Orange Extinction!

Komrades!
Come Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020, it's the planetary choice:

either the triumphal March of Humanity into the splendor and glory of Next Tuesday™
or end of Anthropocene as we know it, and start of zinister, eerie, Orwellian Trumpocene.

 

Kameraden. We must mention the Trumpitler Death Camps....Exactly like the Not Sees.



 

Genosse Dummkopf

Remember the year 2.400.000.000 BC? ___ (= the year 2400 Million BC, Komradette Clara, ja?)

At that point, and within only the next 600 million years, says science, "almost all life (95%) on Earth went extinct".

Hah. And why?

Simple: dioxygen (O₂!) amassed. First in the oceans (over the said 600 M years), and later (over the following 1.000 M years) in land surface, too. After which, oceans' and landmasses' capacity to absorb O₂ maxed out, O₂ started accumulating in Earth's atmosphere (which, this time, took some 800 M most recent years).

Oh yes? And who did the deed? Hah, cyanobacteria.

Komrades!
Isn't "CO₂" the new "O₂"? Strangling all present life on Gaia? (Epstein didn't kill himself, ja?)
Isn't "orange" the new "cyan"? Cyan, as in cyanide, cyanosis, cyanotoxin?
Isn't "Trumputler" the "cyanobacter" of our time?

HIRI™! :
Didn't Trumputler do to "Paris" what cyanobacteria did to the "Paleoproterozoic"?
From GOE, the Great Oxygenation Event, to GOE, the Giga Orange Extinction!

Komrades!
Come Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020, it's the planetary choice:

either the triumphal March of Humanity into the splendor and glory of Next Tuesday™
or end of Anthropocene as we know it, and start of zinister, eerie, Orwellian Trumpocene.

(Anthropocene: started on Jun 3, 1992 - the UN Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro)

 

Has anyone watched Jack Ryan, Season 2? It adds something similar to the progressive narrative, explainsing that the source of Venezuela's problems is capitalistic nationalism, while the only remedy is democratic socialism. If only Venezuela were run by socialists!

I started writing a comment, but it developed into a semi-review and I posted it as an independent topic here:

Jack Ryan in season 2 makes Venezuela socialist again

 

Has anyone watched Jack Ryan, Season 2? It adds something similar to the progressive narrative, explainsing that the source of Venezuela's problems is capitalistic nationalism, while the only remedy is democratic socialism. If only Venezuela were run by socialists!

I started writing a comment, but it developed into a semi-review and I posted it as an independent topic here:

Jack Ryan in season 2 makes Venezuela socialist again

 

Our Beet Farm #326 requires encourages self-denouncement hearty discussion groups in every barracks after every healthful day spent in the Peoples' beet fields. Fellow PeoplesCubers will not be surprised to know that this "History" stuff is a prime topic of discussion nearly every night!

Sadly Commissar Kindly Uncle Unkulturny can seldom attend these meetings in person; he is almost always attending to very important political paperwork in his private office, with only occasional glimpses at the TV across from his desk and an occasional Moskovskaya vodka. But Kindly Uncle Unkulturny reads almost every many of the written report that the discussion leader are required to often submit following these purely voluntary meetings! (He also files those written reports that indicate any possibility of counter-revolutionary thoughts, ideas, opinions, or actions - for further action...)
 

 

Komissar al-Blogunov

Look everybody, nearly two years ago Trump was Literally Wilhelm II! History is repeating itself before our very eyes. This thoughtful, unbiased article warns us of the impending disasters in North Korea, Iran, and China which will bring about World War III all over again. Will we never learn?

History repeats itself!



 

 

PROG OFF

Some know-it-all on Twitter tried to educate me this morning. Here's how it went.

Cube: In the mornings I look forward to coffee. The left looks forward to calling everybody fascist.

Some know-it-all on Twitter: And also Fascism is Far-right, and Communism is Far-Left.

Cube: Fascism is translated as "collectivism." It was a form of socialism popular among leftists up until WWII, when it disgraced itself. Today it's labeled "far-right" by conformists with a limited leftist outlook, who don't know history & can't see past their parochial picket fence.

Somehow leftist education is generating some kind of a binary psychosis in the minds of its victims, which causes them to interpret everything they see as either a fascist attack or corageous resistance to a fascist attack - no matter how benign that thing may be - like holding a door for someone, or wearing a red hat.
 

As the saying goes, comrade: "The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Hitler was not a socialist."
 

 

Minitrue

As the saying goes, comrade: "The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Hitler was not a socialist."

And Stalin never was Hitler's ally.

Yah, right.

(I just noticed how von Ribbentrop looks like Schiff.)

 

Genosse Dummkopf

Himmelarschundzwirn, Kreuzgewitterwolkenbruch!
Vot's zis, Hakenkreuz-dancing?!!! :








ergo, HIRI™ :
extremely eerie :

Orwellian Trump is worse than Hitler + Goebbels + Eichmann, zusammen!

All I can say, Komrades is …… It takes quite a lot to upstage a man spinning on the top of his head, but Shirley Bassey did it with ease. Has this woman been knighted yet?

That was utterly Div-tastic!!
 

Now then, onto the subject at hand ....

Hitler killed 90% of the Jews under his control -- Trump controls the minds of 90% of observant Jews in America

Hitler was opposed by a militia that battled courageously against disgruntled soldiers who managed to break the stalemate of one of the deadliest war ever …. Trump is opposed by a militia that battles courageously against a single, undersized Vietnamese gay man whose parents were driven from their homeland by an invading army

Hitler was opposed by a group that called itself the Resistance whose members were subject to being shot on sight ….. Trump is opposed by group that call itself the Resistance who are subject to having their attempts to railroad innocent Trump supporters criticized by non-validating tweets

Hitler once reacted to the murder of a Party member by killing 2200 people in the town of Lidice ….. Trump reacted to the attempted murder of a party member by failing to criticize the imposition of a 750 hour jail sentence on the perpetrator. And this for a FAILED attempt at murder !!!!!

Hitler pursued policies that may have led to the death of as many as 15 million Slavic civilians …. Trump caused a incalculable level of emotional butthurt to his first wife Ivanna (Slavic name!) by divorcing her for a bimbo named Marla Maples. Moreover he continues to show contempt for Slavs by calling HIS OWN DAUGHTER by the patronizing, diminutivizing name "Ivanka" … under the guise that this is somehow a display of …. "affection".

Hitler ruthlessly murdered 1000 subordinates on June 30, 1934; a mere 17 months into his term as Chancellor ….. A mere 39 months into his term as President, Donald Trump ruthlessly reassigned two insubordinate Ukrainians from one cushy billet to another arguably less cushy billet

Finally, both men seem to have a problem with the institution of matrimony. Donald Trump married one woman and divorced her 13 years later; then remarried and divorced that wife a mere 5 years later ….. Adolf Hitler married only once, but a mere 36 hours later, shot himself in the head