To my dearest comrades at The Peoples Cube:

Hello and salutations fellow socialist! I know for sometime now there has been a rivalry between me and Hillary; I accept this horrid history but will now like to inform you of our new found friendship.

Yes, it took a sensual nude massage and an Olympic sized pool full of hot chocolate to settle our differences -- but I assure you we have come to mutual terms in our combine efforts for the Common Good and the Healing of Our Country. With that said, I would kindly ask you all to accept me for the monster that I am and learn.....hang on the tele-prompter is down.......................... Lupe!? Get this damn thing back on!

OK, good, back on the air...errhmmm. As I was saying, it is time to bridge the gap between Right vs. Left and begin the Healing of Our Country once and for all. In order to do this; I would like to ask you all to work with me in my efforts in The Peoples House to extinguish any hope of lower taxes, a strong armed forces and diversity of opinion.

Together comrades, under the banner of Hillary, we surge forward to the deafening murmur of Bonnie Fwank as he tries to fuse a few words together. Please my fellow socialist and loyal Party members, embrace this love between Hillary and me, and forever we may...........PISS, IT HAPPENED AGAIN! DAMMIT LUPE! GET THIS THING BACK ON! STOP STEPPING ON THE TELE-PROMPTER CORD! ARRRRGGH! NO WONDER THIS DAMN SPEECH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! UGRRAAAGGHH! ............OK, just accept me, that's all!

If my words don't convince you, then maybe the gathering crowd of kids will persuade you not to purge me. How could you anyways? You would have to go through them to get to me!

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN! We do it ALL for them!

<flexes muscle>

May blah blah blah you and all this other horse crap,

Nancy

<flexes muscle>

Sweet Lenin, I never realized steroids could be used that much!

I also use steroids to keep my rather youthful appearance(the 1,002,130 facial reconstructive surgeries helped as well).

My goodness, I look soooo damn HOT! I'm here for the children, and I have to look HOT while doing so. Please Premier Betty, go ahead and touch my face! You may also touch the Dildo Speakers Gavel like the other children did! Go on, touch it, it's all for you!

Livin it up AS THE MOST POWERFUL WOMYN IN AMERIKA,

Nancy <3

Hillary & Nancy - B.B.F.B.4.L!

Nancy wrote:I also use steroids to keep my rather youthful appearance(the 1,002,130 facial reconstructive surgeries helped as well).

My goodness, I look soooo damn HOT! I'm here for the children, and I have to look HOT while doing so. Please Premier Betty, go ahead and touch my face! You may also touch the Dildo Speakers Gavel like the other children did! Go on, touch it, it's all for you!

Livin it up AS THE MOST POWERFUL WOMYN IN AMERIKA,

Nancy <3

Hillary & Nancy - B.B.F.B.4.L!

Hmmm...steroids...are you sure those aren't "hemorrhoids" making you pucker like that?

Ummm...let's see, what's the proper salutaion here...um, assuming partnership with HRC...no wait that's a LOAD OF CRAP!! or a feint...

Piffle!!

Glorious Uber Comrade HRC would never ever share the glory that is properly and rightfully hers!!! I call for a renewing of the purges!! We must redouble our efforts!! Do not think that I do not know your scheming Pelosivich, you dare think you would be able to double cross Glorious Uber Comrade HRC?!?!?!! She will crush you like the genital crab you are! Only she can lead us to the glorious workers utopia!

Now if you wish to make amends and publicly proclaim that Glorious Uber Comrade HRC is your master and shall be for all time and publicly acknowledge that it is her Gloriousness that is pulling your strings, then we may let you linger about for a bit longer. As long as Glorious Uber Comrade HRC does not tire of you as a plaything.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

I really don't know what to say, I really don't. I go out on a limb to apologize and all I get is meaness, hate and utter contempt! WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU! <sobs> I, I tried so hard, so hard to make everyone happy! And, and now I have to deal with Mama Moonhag and, and, ahhhhhhaaahhhhhaa, why daddy!? Why do they hate me so much? *sniff* *sniff* Please, I love Hillary, I really do! Yes she runs the show; I know this! How can I compete against someone who has no respect for life - how do I compete? OK, composure Nancy, remember what daddy told you, OK, I'm better now...

Alright, now look here, I don't want any trouble, OK? I busted my hot little hump in taking over The People's House so that Hill can be president! Sure, I might have smeared poop on drapes, kidnapped useful-idiots for soft-ca$h and did a lot of other bad things, big whoop! I said I WAS SORRY and now I'm ready to cooperate 110% to bring world wide socialism to the masses.

Heres what I'm promising:

- Investigations and public hearings that will make Watergate look like Disney Land. This will be complete with theatrics, trumped up charges and long winded one-liners that will even make Joe Biden blush.

- Cut off funding to the troops for doing their duty.

- Pander to the GLBT community and have Bonnie on the tube EVERY NIGHT.

- Roll back tax-cuts and carefully install new tax hikes. We have a deficit to fight here folks!

- Let Waxgnat - in coordination with Mimesformasturbatingpeace, Gloria and all the others - have their Impeachment Political Process.

Come on folks, that's just in the first year! Gimme a chance to make it all better! I BEG YOU, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME SIBERIA, MY FACE CANNOT HANDLE THE HARSH COLD WEATHER! Do you really want me to shrivel up and look hideous!?

I love you all,

Nancy

I guess that sounds agreeable... but only if you publicly denounce yourself, and then admit to being Queen Hillary's mouthpiece-of-the-party.

Sorry won't bring back my 10,000$ drapes that YOU smeared excrement all over. Sorry also won't bring back comrade Crunchie who YOU and YOUR evil minions swooped down to kidnap! You aren't fooling anyone Pelosivich, we know of your twisted ways! Denounce yourself now and I can guarantee your face will not be tampered with after the trial.

Premier Betty wrote:I guess that sounds agreeable... but only if you publicly denounce yourself, and then admit to being Queen Hillary's mouthpiece-of-the-party.

If that's what it'll take for me to clear my name, so be it. I...I Pelosiv...I Nan... AAAARRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!

NEVER! I WILL NEVER BOW AND SCRAP TO THAT WASHED UP WHORE! I don't care who her old man is, my time has come! Mwahah! Lenin has spoken to me and has elevated me to the supreme power of the Speakers Chair! HAHAHAH! My time has come.... destiny daddy, it is my destiny, just like you said it was!!!

I confess you peasants, I CONFESS to trying to thwart Hillary and her pretty-boy Bill! It was I who coaxed Osama bin bama into running in '08! It was I who told Kerry to utter the botched joke! Yes, and it was I who told Congress about WHITEWATER! Ahaha! Its too late now Hillary, your polls and tits are sagging, just like you said they were! Nothing will save you, and I, The Pelosivich, shall become QUEEN AND GOD! Ahahahahah!

A new world shall be born again, Novus Ordo Socialism - Nancy style! Bahaha! The children, they shall protect me! Yes, come gather around Nanna Nancy, children. Come and protect me from the vile winch Hillary!

Hillary, before I go, I'll make you a deal. You come work for me and maybe I will forget all the crap your followers have to say about me. I'll let you sleep on it tonight and maybe you and Bill can think of something to stop me.

Oh, by the way... I was with Vince too... Now you know why that "rash" shows up every so often.

Rot in hell,

Nancy

P.S - All your drapes belong to ME now! Bitches...

Nancy wrote:All your drapes belong to ME now! Bitches...

No. All your drapes are belong to us.

Red Square wrote:

Nancy wrote:All your drapes belong to ME now! Bitches...

No. All your drapes are belong to us.

Sorry, I don't speak Engrish, Red. I also never had the luxury of playing Zero Wing; I was too busy paving the way on womyns rights (unlike SOME whore who was a Governors wife). Red, you are more then welcomed to come work for me after I become God. All I ask of you is to pick up my pant-suit from the dry-cleaners every once in a while.

see! what did I tell you in the VERY beginning?

NANCY D'ALESDANDRO PELOSI!!! I DENOUNCE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE PARTY AND HER HIGHNESS HILARY RODHAM CLINTON!!! LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS, BANK ACCOUNTS BLOATED WITH $OFT CA$H, AND SURRENDER THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES...ALL OF THEM!!!!!!! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!!! THE POWER OF LENIN COMMANDS YOU!! THE POWER OF LENIN COMMANDS YOU!!!!

O'BRIEN!!! THE BLACK MARIAHS AND HELICOPTERS!! DISPATCH THEM IMMEDIATELY!!! THE STURMOVIKS ARE CIRCLING AND THE TROLL-72'S ARE CUTTING OFF SUPPLY LINES FROM THE NAPA VALLEY!!

MEOW!!! COLLECT ANYTHING OF VALUE AND LAY WASTE TO THE PELOSOVICH BUNKER!! (SAVE A CASE OF THE EXPENSIVE SHIT FOR ME...SALUTE!).

FOR HER MAJESTY!!!

FOOLS! My office is protected by huge golden doors that were purchased at tax-payer expense, good luck getting to me! Oh, don't forget my bridgade of hyperactive children that over see my safety! One bottle of Pepsi is all that it takes to start the apocalypse! SO BRING IT ON MARSHAL!



I AM QUEEN AND GOD! MWAHAHA <cough><cough> Errrhm, MWHAHAHA!

Lupe, dispatch the Pelosipires and the Pelosibots! They are nothing without $oft-Ca$h! NOTHING! Oh, Lupe, bring me my cream, lipstick, second face and detachable nose. I must look pretty while on the battlefield!

Ha ha!! You think your petty little children can protect you? The Black Helicopters are dropping in X-Box 360s and Playstation 3s as we speak. Thanks to the glorious Edukation System of Amerika, they will enthralled and unable to stop the tanks from rolling over their puny Trotsky loving bones!!!

I have also dispatched my 41st Ferret Battalion to infiltrate her stronghold and create havok from within.

Premier Betty we need the Nixon clones to lay waste to the Pelosibots!!

Your puny bones cannot stop the power of Lenin!!

Give up now or your head shall be placed upon a pike at the capital to let the birds pick at it, this will show what happens to dissidents!!!
Forward for The People!!!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

I'm not going into her office until I get those golden doors. I will need a power-drill and a dump truck, A.S.A.P.

Dammit! They're clawing at my doors and have the children suddued with video games! Quickly Lupe, power up my Rascal chair and meet me around back with my travel bag and my cosmetic truck.

You will never get me alive, peons! Gahahaha! Until we meet again Hillary! This is not over yet!

Looks like I'm going to have to call in the Nixon clones. Don't make me get the clones!! I'm warning you Pelosi, come out with your hands, tentacles, and proboscis up! Your golden doors cannot withstand the treads of the 99 TROLL-72's we have outside!
I should never have trusted her....

Nancy wrote: NEVER! I WILL NEVER BOW AND SCRAP TO THAT WASHED UP WHORE! I don't care who her old man is, my time has come! Mwahah! Lenin has spoken to me and has elevated me to the supreme power of the Speakers Chair! HAHAHAH! My time has come.... destiny daddy, it is my destiny, just like you said it was!!!

I confess you peasants, I CONFESS to trying to thwart Hillary and her pretty-boy Bill! It was I who coaxed Osama bin bama into running in '08! It was I who told Kerry to utter the botched joke! Yes, and it was I who told Congress about WHITEWATER! Ahaha! Its too late now Hillary, your polls and tits are sagging, just like you said they were! Nothing will save you, and I, The Pelosivich, shall become QUEEN AND GOD! Ahahahahah!

...

What a spectacle you are making of yourself, Nancy Thomasovna. It's very entertaining. When you say "all for the children"....you're not referring to the rest of the People as "children" are you? just checking.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I'm not going into her office until I get those golden doors. I will need a power-drill and a dump truck, A.S.A.P.

they're yours!!

In the words of Bill Murray portraying Hunter Thompson in "Where the Buffalo Roam",

TAKE 'EM, BRONCO!!!

Comrades, we got the Pelosivich! Her Rascal ran out of juice before she could get away.

Special thanks to Lou Dobbs and Chris Matthews for blocking all entrances.