Dear leader who art in Pyongyang,
Hollow be thy fame.

Thy secret policemen come,
their will be done,

In Hell as it is in N. Korea.

Give us this day our daily rice,
and lead us not into modernization.

For thine is the glorious revolution.
Now and forever....Juche

Ah, the worker's paradise which is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! Where the state builds nuclear weapons while the citizens eat cardboard and think electricity is a magic trick. Even Ted Turner said it was a great place, and Jane Fonda wasn't even moving his mouth at the time! If Kim Jong-il has really gone to his reward (?), I think it would be nice gesture for United States to send the Obamas over to lead the country in their time of need. And they are such wonderful folks, I'm sure they will agree! Don't worry Barry and Michelle, it will be tough without you but we'll manage.