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Liberal Outrage: Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi

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War criminal, Bush, has expressed disapproval for the proposed free national Wi-Fi being considered by the FCC and Congress.

Bush Condemns Free National Wi-Fi

Comrades, I'm for anything that is "free" and nationalized, managed, owned, and censored by the government. Socialize internet providers next!!

I want more handouts. Why should I have to pay my water bill? It's not like it costs anything, the stuff just falls from the sky, it's just another corporate conspiracy run by Bu$h.

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Indeed, charging for water is a CRIME.

Air is necessary to live, we cannot charge for air. Likewise, 2 or 3 days without water and most people will die or be close to it. Water must be free.

And food of course as well.

Free Beet Gruel for all the people!!! And of course internet and gasoline and mortgages.

Don't forget the Free porn and videos at the Public Libraries for the proles and the Children™. Freedom of speech is something that must be managed and nurtured for the sake of the people.

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Comrade Nyet,

Don't get your hopes up, I heard that Bu$h is going to start charging for air sometime after he declares himself president for life.

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Comrades,

First freezing poor Marshal Pupovich and the good people in LA. Now this! Is there no end to the madness of Bush?

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Comrades,

I want the government to provide my WiFi and filter it for me so I can be assured only acceptable and correct thoughts reach me.

As an aside, Comrade Grigori E.R. is absolutely right. The heinous being called Bush has recently deprived New England, a progressive colony of the US, to electricity and subjected them to brutal frigid weather despite the best efforts of the Goracle.

I cannot wait for the day when the secret Bush Cabal Weather Control machine is placed in the hands of the new Rainmaker! Not only will we be flooded with new dollars but sunshine every day but rain at night while we're asleep and it's thus not inconvenient.


 
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