Live from New York it's 'He will not divide us!' comedy show



Shia Labeouf gets arrested at his 'He Will Not Divide Us' Live Stream
This feels like a pilot for an absurdist comedy, or at least a TV skit. The Lobster comes to mind, as well as Spinal Tap and Arrested Development.
If SNL itself hadn't been like these wannabe chanting cultists in the video, they could get some comedy gold out of this. The best part is Shia pleading "Be nice, people" and then screaming "f*king Nazis" at the top of his lungs to the people offscreen.
Turns out, they are the police and they soon take him away in handcuffs. He is quite docile at first, but as he is being led offscreen, he gets back into character and starts screaming "f*king Nazis" again. To clarify, he was arrested not for insulting the police, but for attacking a younger and smaller guy earlier that day, apparently believing that he was a "f*king Nazi."
If Shia sells the rights to this episode, that should probably cover the medical bill from the upcoming month in the rehab.
The comments under the video on YouTube are hilarious (at least as I'm writing this, can't be responsible for the future ones).
One commenter wrote, "Are they trying to get people to convert to Trump? LOL. 'Cause it's working."




Here's one example:
Footage from tonight of troll "REEEing" making Shia fan snap and freak out. pic.twitter.com/huEshCekjB
— The Current Year (@TheeCurrentYear) January 26, 2017
And another one:
and we're off! #REEEEEEEEEEEEE#HeWillNotDivideUs pic.twitter.com/MIZ9c2QBaD
— Eggard Snark (@Eggkin) January 26, 2017
And later that day:


John McEnroe
psychologically, LaBeouf could be a good fit – Supposedly he’s crazy, so maybe that worksMake you wonder if he believes he really saved the world (as the character he played did the transformers films did) .
Ironic that in real life he's working for the "Decepticons" , which could be pointed out to him ,but being on the "left" irony is yet another concept they don't understand.
I wish I had the software & computer skills to make Hillary transform into a Decepticon for him.









How a true prog rebel leaves jail ,hand in hand with his mommy & swearing at journalists when doing it .
Quote:
But he declined to speak to DailyMail.com, instead launching into a series of f-words.


"KrishnaKrishna, HareHare, HareKrishna, Allweneedislove, SHUT!THE!F---!UP!!!..."




Ah... hell... I can't decide.... I hate it when my drug pump cycles...
Should we make a contest outta it?
Love from the Pod...
Sis


Sister Massively Opiated
... that chick in the yellow hat with the heart drawn on her hand and the almost mantra-like freakily level-volumed non-emotive voice seems like the love child of Squeaky Fromme and....... Charles Manson is the most obvious choice.


I'll have to think about it... if I can wrest the valium syringe away from the nurse and stab her with it... and manage to shove her in the bathroom before they find her... Course... I could just let her give it to me...
Ahhh...
So hard to stay sharp in here.
Sister Massively Opia....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz




Red Square
Nicolas Cage?I think I've discovered the source of little miss snowflake's inspiration -


Sh*t!... Nurse is waking up... gotta go..
Sis...


Shia LaBeouf's 'He Will Not Divide Us' Protest Closed Due to Potential Violence
No word on which side of the "divide" the threat of violence comes from. The context of the media discourse will provide the clues. It has five letters, starts with a T and ends with a P.


Red Square
Today's TMZ headline:Shia LaBeouf's 'He Will Not Divide Us' Protest Closed Due to Potential Violence
No word on which side of the "divide" the threat of violence comes from. The context of the media discourse will provide the clues. It has five letters, starts with a T and ends with a P.

See below for future possibilities:


