Comrades!

Dear Leader approves the assimilation of Kraft into Heinz. This now beautiful tentacle beast will create more jobs. That will make the people happy. This animal has multiple owners. I will name a few…

Ketchup Kerry's wife, Gertrude Heinz owns a smidget of this pet. After marriage, she sold her shares to various companies like Berkashire and 3G. She donates the money to the cause for Palestinian Restaurants and the destruction of Israeli Restaurants leaving her sons not much inheritance. She plans to give the rest to her step daughter's husband. This is a great example of religious tolerance.

Warren Buffett's Berkashire Hafway Inc. owns part of Heinz. Choo choo Buffet owns half of the rail system in America and has Dear Leader's permission to run the oil on the tracks. This comrade has supported government tax on the wealthy, and gives his money to abortion groups. He sacrifice much for the cause, and plans to put more into it as you read this.

3G capital owns another huge chunk of the deal. They are excused since they are from Brazil, a communist country under the leadership of Comrade Dilma Rousseff, a well-known communist leader. We all know Comrade Rousseff likes to play games with foreign ambassadors. Its main investor, Jorge Lemann, is Brazil's most equal man. He will probably distribute his income with the people of Brazil or not. This same company owns part of Anheuser-Busch, Tim Horton's, and Burger King. Will they serve beer at Burger King soon?

We shall need to say our goodbyes to the good old cheese whiz we used to know and hello to Macaroni and Ketchup. The world changes and with it, the rise of communism.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:
...Warren Buffett's Berkashire Hafway Inc. owns part of Heinz. Choo choo Buffet owns half of the rail system in America and has Dear Leader's permission to run the oil on the tracks. ...

Let us not forget planet-saving ethanol which reduces gas milage, drives up food prices, requires inkredible amounts of water to process, and must have massive gubmint subsidies to be salable at the gas pumps. Most of that moves by komrade Buffett's rail network as well.

Gummipuppe wrote: ... Let us not forget planet-saving ethanol ... Most of that moves by komrade Buffett's rail network as well.

Since you brought-up ethanol ...



It reminds me how nutritious corn on the cob is compared to a tall glass of ethanol.

--KOOK