MarXmas Eve Celebration of Debauchery


What a glorious MarXmas Eve it has been thus far. Please indulge me briefly as I share some warm and fuzzy thoughts.
I settled on my comfortable orange crate sofa, a jug of vintage beet vodka pressed tightly between my thighs, and a copy of Grapes of Wrath next to me on the floor. It had been a long day in the fields and I looked forward eagerly to an evening of relaxation before the TV, a warm Coleman glowing softly by my side.
Clicker in hand, I began scanning the channels. What’s this? The thoughtful comrades at CNN had
Ah ha! More glorious news! C-SPAN was featuring a lecture by two aging hippies. The subject? Haight Ashbury! The summer of love, drugs, and Fritos. Now we’re cookin. The bohemian ambiance, head shops, scraggly haired hippies, filth. My heart brimmed with admiration for the selfless comrades who helped destroy what was a decadent pit of Kapitalism while simultaneously furthering the People’s Revolution.
CNBC was doing its part as well. The latest episode of “Amerikan Greed” was demonstrating the evil nature of the McDonald meat and potato cartel. A pimple faced youth asked the camera, “How’s a person supposed to raise a family on minimum wage?” Yes comrades. Our collective schools have taught them well. As you might suspect, the news-thing never asked our youthful prog if he actually had a family. (or what was in the back pack)
Tiring of all the merriment, I decided to spend the rest of the evening watching my bootleg copy of Bad Santa and finishing off my jug of beet juice. Ho, ho, ho. Merry MarXmas.



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