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After a couple of weeks of Kavanaugh hearings, we've checked into a political detox center and are now being forced to watch more wholesome programming like A Clockwork Orange.

One thing we've concluded is that politicians must not travel the same educational path as the rest of use. We don't recall ever seeing the classes listed below:
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[*]Languages (or at least the one that uses the most words without saying anything)
[*]quid pro quo
[*]Advanced Shredder Operations
[*]Progressive Studies on Hypocrisy
[*]Hypocrisy Work-Study Program
[*]Leading-edge Hypocrisy for the Liberal Arts Student
[*]Selling to the Unwashed Masses
[*]Feigned Sanctimoniousness
[*]Unctuous Duplicity as a Dramatic Art
[*]Biology of Teeth Whitening
[*]Combating Bourgeois Arrogance
[*]Fighting Humility with Audacity
[*]Owning a $4 million house on a $100k salary
[*]Turning Charisma into a Theology

More from Confederacy of Drones here.[/list][/font][/color]


 
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