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Mayor Adams' NYC Gang Summit Plan

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Comrades, the city of New York has a big problem with violent criminal gangs, but it can't bring itself to crack down on them, it doesn't support a strong police presence anymore and its prosecutors won't prosecute. 

What  to do?

How about kneeling before the criminals, acknowledging their power, and treating them as peers by inviting them to a gang summit hosted by the Mayor?

What could go wrong?

Mayor Adams greets the throng of gang leaders and welcomes them to his summit.
Mayor Adams greets the throng of gang leaders and welcomes them to his summit.
Mayor Adams exhorts the gang leaders to find ways to end gang violence.
Mayor Adams exhorts the gang leaders to find ways to end gang violence.
Gang leaders laugh, then chase Mayor Adams all the way to Coney island.
Gang leaders laugh, then chase Mayor Adams all the way to Coney island.

It's a bad idea, but it would make a fun movie re-boot.
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If it’s not Adams, then it’s likely Zohran the Magnificent. Those are the choices New York gets today, and Zohran has a disturbingly good shot. My MAGA friends in the city tell me they’d rather stick with Adams — because the alternative is death by redistribution. Such is the sad reality of New York: choose between the devil you know, or the magician who makes your paycheck disappear.

Next Tuesday never looked so expensive.

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Red Square wrote:
9/3/2025, 11:46 am
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If it’s not Adams, then it’s likely Zohran the Magnificent. Those are the choices New York gets today, and Zohran has a disturbingly good shot. My MAGA friends in the city tell me they’d rather stick with Adams — because the alternative is death by redistribution. Such is the sad reality of New York: choose between the devil you know, or the magician who makes your paycheck disappear.

Next Tuesday never looked so expensive.
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Agreed, but I had to exploit this gang summit sausage party anyway. The choice for New Yorkers is still between the Devil and the Deep Red Sea....unless they get up off their asses and choose Curtis Sliwa. 
 

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Red Square wrote:
9/3/2025, 11:46 am
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If it’s not Adams, then it’s likely Zohran the Magnificent. Those are the choices New York gets today, and Zohran has a disturbingly good shot. My MAGA friends in the city tell me they’d rather stick with Adams — because the alternative is death by redistribution. Such is the sad reality of New York: choose between the devil you know, or the magician who makes your paycheck disappear.

Next Tuesday never looked so expensive.
Kamrade Leader Square, it appears that there's a growing legion of young kamrades who cling to the brilliant plan that "World Communism has Never Been Tried." Zohran Mommy-Dammi may be their chance to learn the hard way about Next Tuesday...


 

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I watched the whole hour and 43 minutes of that. A lot of those young comrades are suffering from what I call “Doctor Zhivago Syndrome - they think that under Communism THEY will all be poets, playwrights,”students” and various other species of layabout.

As our Supreme Kommissar Red Square would say, “Report to the nearest railway depot. Don’t forget warm clothes and a shovel!”

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Red Zeppelin wrote:
9/3/2025, 8:32 pm
I watched the whole hour and 43 minutes of that. A lot of those young comrades are suffering from what I call “Doctor Zhivago Syndrome - they think that under Communism THEY will all be poets, playwrights,”students” and various other species of layabout.

As our Supreme Kommissar Red Square would say, “Report to the nearest railway depot. Don’t forget warm clothes and a shovel!”

To be honest, I didn't make it past the first guy, he kept harping on "single mothers in a capitalist society." I thought "try putting the blame where it belongs, no fault divorces and LBJ's Great Society, both brought to us by the Imperial Federal Government, not capitalism..."

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Kommissar Uberdave wrote:
9/3/2025, 1:20 pm
...Zohran Mommy-Dammi...

 Mommy-Dummie is even better. Very fitting.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/31/us-news/q ... danis-mom/

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Red Zeppelin wrote:
9/3/2025, 8:32 pm
I watched the whole hour and 43 minutes of that. A lot of those young comrades are suffering from what I call “Doctor Zhivago Syndrome - they think that under Communism THEY will all be poets, playwrights,”students” and various other species of layabout.

As our Supreme Kommissar Red Square would say, “Report to the nearest railway depot. Don’t forget warm clothes and a shovel!”
"Layabout" is a good word. Very intersectional, too, because it applies to multiple classifications of people simultaneously. 
 

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Red Zeppelin wrote:
9/3/2025, 8:32 pm
I watched the whole hour and 43 minutes of that. A lot of those young comrades are suffering from what I call “Doctor Zhivago Syndrome - they think that under Communism THEY will all be poets, playwrights,”students” and various other species of layabout.

As our Supreme Kommissar Red Square would say, “Report to the nearest railway depot. Don’t forget warm clothes and a shovel!”

Stellar Party Work, Red Zeppelin. The whole hour and 43 minutes! Commendable.

NYC will have it's own Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago, soon.

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: I told myself it was beneath my dignity to arrest a man for pilfering firewood. But nothing ordered by the party is beneath the dignity of any man, and the party was right: One man desperate for a bit of fuel is pathetic. Five million people desperate for fuel will destroy a city. That was the first time I ever saw my brother. But I knew him. And I knew that I would disobey the party. Perhaps it was the tie of blood between us, but I doubt it. We were only half tied anyway, and brothers will betray a brother. Indeed, as a policeman, I would say, get hold of a man's brother and you're halfway home. Nor was it admiration for a better man than me. I did admire him, but I didn't think he was a better man. Besides, I've executed better men than me with a small pistol.

Poet layabouts, first.


 
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