Mayor Newsome Performs Oral Sex On Microphone

A NEW DEFINITION OF "MEDIA WHORE":
Mayor Newsome loves the media and the media loves him back
A lesson for beginning reporters who want to change the world: if you want to get San Francisco Mayor's attention, show him a dildo. Make a difference!

Was this a Freudian slip - or is it what true love looks like? Watch Mayor Newsome simulate oral sex on a reporter's mic while ignoring a question about patient deaths at Laguna Honda Hospital in San Francisco. "Death means nothing to me as long as we continue to love each other!" Mayor Newsome added, prompting friendly smiles and laughter.
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There are many ways to display affection between loving partners besides mounting each other. A love story between Mayor Newsome and the media has always been an endearing one, but now their mutual passion has reached a new progressive level, transgressing the boundaries of old bourgeois morality.

Of course, the reactionary running dog of the bourgeoisie Drudge reported this in a completely perverted way:

Running dog Drudge

San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, fresh from rehab after being caught in an affair with his former deputy's wife, has caused controversy in San Francisco when he briefly opened his mouth around a local reporter's microphone.

Print, radio and TV reporters at hand for a press conference were 'suprised' and 'amused' when Newsom grabbed the stick and briefly looked to be jokingly performing oral sex.

One local reporter tells the DRUDGE REPORT, "I was surprised he did that. I didn't feel it was appropriate at all."
 

How dare they judge Mayor Newsome for attempting to perform an affectionate sexual act on an Appliance-Amerikan... HOW DARE THEY! This is once again blatant discrimination against people who wish to engage in decadent raunchy sexual activities with inanimate objects in public...phew, that was a mouth full... allow me to catch my breath. OK... I want Drudge, Limbaugh and whoever else that exposed this story to be sued and imprisoned indefinitely.

YOU WILL ACCEPT US AND THE APPLIANCES WE LOVE!
 

Chairman Punchenko, these progressive views of San Francisco will be accepted by Amerikans by force in the Peoples' House of Representatives! Remember, Speaker of the House/Secretary of Defense/Secretary of State/Commander in Chief Nancy Pelosi is from that bright beacon of forward thinking collectiveness!
 

Turns out it's a traditional San Francisco greeting among local males, sort of like they shake hands in the flyover country (now THAT is a disgusting custom). Move along, nothing here.
 

And to think, Kimberly Guilfolye divorced Mayor Newsome because of his secret affection for farm animals...is there no justice??!!




 

My little Branish

Speaker of the House/Secretary of Defense/Secretary of State/Commander in Chief Nancy Pelosi is from that bright beacon of forward thinking collectiveness!


OHHHH YEESSS! UGGGGHHHH <grunt><snort> UGGGGHHHH! SAY IT AGAIN, BRANISH! UGGGHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHHH!!! SAY IT AGAIN! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!

Ugghh........ I think I shit my pantsuit now after hearing such a noble and hard earned title! Thank-you, Comrade Branish - THANK-YOU! Oh dear, this head scarf has ruffed my hairdo a bit. LUPE! Get over here and bring my curlers, creams, blow-dryer... no... just bring my hairdresser... yes; he can do all of that himself. I don't know if he can provide the cream, but I'm sure he can blow-dry my hair. He is after all a constituent.
 

Don't worry Nance, you are still the top media whore. You went all the way to Syria and serviced real johns.

I bet the guardian of that microphone was jealous though.
 

Red Bubba

Don't worry Nance, you are still the top media whore. You went all the way to Syria and serviced real johns.

Which dictator is next for Pelosi? Maybe Iran, to thank the benevolent and peaceful president for his generosity and to further challenge the Logan Act?

I only hope as Pelosi self appoints herself to other offices, that she remembers the office of supreme leader is reserved for the Great Leader Hillary!
 

If Comrade Nancy can be anally serviced by the Syrian president, then she should be able to give oral to whatever that Iranian president's name is. All-o-my-blow-dine, or something like that.

And Comrade Nancy, well done on your first overseas foreign policy trip. It looks like you were able to strengthen important ties with fellow travellers like,Hezzbollah, and al-Qaeda.  So, why didn't you call me when you got back?

And as for Gavin, well .......... if P.E.T.A. can get sheep the right to marry, they why can they not get pieces of electronic equipment the samething?

Isn't it wonderful how the Great Socialist movement is excellerating progressive social evolution?

--
Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev
 

Did anyone notice somewhere in the middle of the longer version Gavin's comments about Pelosi's trip to Syria? He said that now that (after the Nov. election) the government finally has three branches again, all three branches should freely participate in foreign policy activities, and that's a good thing.

So I guess the next important foreign trip will be made by Chief Justice Roberts who will tour the remainder of the "Axis of Evil" countries independently - and will deliver his own message to Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il which will be completely different from what Bush or Pelosi had ever said before. That's going to confuse everybody even more to the point of losing any resistance to our foreign policy - and that's when we should send in the Marines!!!
 

We could send the marines - or, even better - we could send David Souter instead so he can "imminently domain" their territory. It is legal for him to do such a thing since all the worlds citizens are guaranteed rights under our Constitution. Since they're guaranteed rights they must therefore be subject to our law, and the right for David Souter to grab your land for the Greater Good is the law of the land.

ADAVANCING AMERICAN HEGEMONY BY LEFTIST MEANS! GAHAHAHA!
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko smugly

we could send David Souter instead so he can "imminently domain" their territory. It is legal for him to do such a thing since all the worlds citizens are guaranteed rights under our Constitution. Since they're guaranteed rights they must therefore be subject to our law, and the right for David Souter to grab your land for the Greater Good is the law of the land.
That is most brilliant concept, Chairman - worthy of a Daily Truth editorial! Now that the executive and the legislative branches have had their say, the judicial branch in the form of David Souter is making its own statement... and it's eminent domain for the Greater Good™! Bwahahahahahaha!!!
 

It is rather brilliant isn't it? I mean come on now, I am a Democrat and we have a virtual monopoly on brilliance (me being the most brilliant of the brilliant, of course). Although I did spell 'eminent" wrong. Still, regardless of that... I'm brilliant. Quickly, someone hand me an Oscar and praise for my brilliance… I need awards… I MUST HAVE AWARDS!
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

It is rather brilliant isn't it? I mean come on now, I am a Democrat and we have a virtual monopoly on brilliance (me being the most brilliant of the brilliant, of course). Although I did spell 'eminent" wrong. Still, regardless of that... I'm brilliant. Quickly, someone hand me an Oscar and praise for my brilliance… I need awards… I MUST HAVE AWARDS!
KUDOS, COMRADE!!!!!!!

now, where are the dachshunds?
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

I'm brilliant. Quickly, someone hand me an Oscar and praise for my brilliance… I need awards… I MUST HAVE AWARDS!

Comrade Chairman,

I have nominated you for ... The Order of Hillary!



As soon as she approves it, we will let you know!!!

--
Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev
 

I already have that award... six of them come to think of it. No, I want something better, maybe another vacation house in Yalta or a luxury yacht. Yes.. I want a yacht, but not just any yacht, I want P Diddy's yacht.

VOTE OR DIE! VOTE OR DIE! VOTE OR DIE!

P.S - Will we be purging Don Imus this week??????
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

VOTE OR DIE! VOTE OR DIE! VOTE OR DIE!


 

It is quite common these days, in the Imperialist Amerikan Military machine, to use challenge coins as a way to reward correct behavior.  I think the commisioning of the "For the common good" coin is in order.  Donations can be made when the people's Sturmabteilung come around to collect.  You wish to give commrade (click)?

On the back it can have the battle cry of beloved freedom fighters.  "Vote or Die"  Not to be confused with the like sounding New Hampshire state motto.  What do you think commrades?  We could purchase them, and hand them out when we witness right minded behavior.

Another suggestion for the back, would be "All men are created equal. But Hillary was created more equal than others."  We would be trednsetters.  How long do you think, commrades, before Madam Hillary's picture is on a coin anyway?

Rik

PS While I'm reveling in capatilistic filth, why not have a miniature people's cube neckless.  The cube, fastened in a manner similiar to that of the Goreman weather stone.
 

I personally fancied a People's Cube keychain (with a smaller cube, of course). Hmm... Comrade Rik, you're a good communist. Yes, a very good communist indeed. Never before in my life have I thought of giving out tokens as a means of "reward". Then again, my mind is far too progressive to think of such an abrasive, decadent and capitalistic concept that reeks in Macacaism... THE ONLY REWARD IS LIFE... PERIOD! How dare we sit here and ponder "rewards"... Ugh... when will we learn?! HUH!? When will we learn that Good behavior = another day of life. That my dearest comrades is the only reward in our socialist lives - to serve Her Excellency another bright and sunny day (not too sunny though, we wouldn't want the ice-caps to melt... do we??? Hmmm?? Well?). If we give the proles tokens, they will ask for coins... then dollars... then a house... a car... a chicken in every pot (Kentucky Fried Cruelty! Kentucky Fried Cruelty! Gaaahh!). Then they will ask for a wife... a womyn wife... to clean, cook and raise kids. Chaos, absolute chaos! Ugh, now I shat my pants thinking about all of this. Thank you Comrade Rik for causing me to shit my pants once again. Thank you!

<walks off in disgust with squishy shoe noises>
 

Good thing everyone is required to wear adult diapers, or that could have ended up all over the place.
 

Quote:

Animals are people too!

From a poster carried by a P.E.T.A. protester in front of the U.S. Capitol that I saw on the local evening news in 1987.

--
Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev
 

Rickalonius

PS While I'm reveling in capatilistic filth, why not have a miniature people's cube neckless.  The cube, fastened in a manner similiar to that of the Goreman weather stone. .
Comrade, I myself am subject to the occasional solecism when the blood rises hot in me, but I must wonder if you made a Freudian slip with neckless.

Or...Gasp...Brilliant! Necklacing! Where is Winnie Mandela when you need her? Channel the ghost of Stompie Moeketsi!

We'll necklace people who disagree with us. Do we give them a necktie first? Didn't some of Jolly Danny Ortega's people do that? Or did Abramael Guzman, captured by El Chinchet, Alberto Fujimoro, now in exile in Japan do that? Some Feng shui thing? And how could it not be effective to slit someone's throat the pull out his tongue?

Well, no doubt that would have been preferred by President Doe who was forced to eat his privates.

Progressives unite!
 

Commissar Theocritus

And how could it not be effective to slit someone's throat the pull out his tongue?

Ohh!! Ohh!! A "Columbian necktie"! Oh, that is progressive... soooo progressive! Good thinking, Comrade Commissar!