Chicago, IL -- Fast food giant McDonald's announced an 'Impeachment Meal Deal' whenever Democrats try to impeach US President Donald Trump.  According to advertisements on the McDonald's website, "Every time an impeachment resolution is filed against the president, you can purchase two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, and your choice of a chocolate milkshake or diet coke for only 47 cents!"

McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski answered questions about the new promotion, noting it was probably the first time a food special has been tied to repetitive, groundless impeachment attempts of a US president.

He stated, "We started considering the idea during his first term.  We were looking to introduce some sort of recurring special, and the regularity that impeachments were being announced really fit the bill for us.  With the impeachment carousel starting to spin again, we decided the time was right."

He continued, "The next step was to figure out the specifics of the offer - what would drive customers to our locations?  We decided on President Trump's favorite meal.  Our marketing term was divided, though, and we almost went with the other option: large fry, large soft drink, and a nothing-burger."

That should be a notice to shareholders, not customers. No?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/29/2025, 11:08 am

That should be a notice to shareholders, not customers. No?

Shareholders are among our most loyal customers.

 

The democrat party was going to start their own burger chain called "Our Democracy" but Donald Trump and Elon Musk killed all the funding it was supposed to get from USAID.

Was going to McD’s for the 47 Special, but these guys were hanging out in the parking lot, so decided to keep on driving.

I'm calling ICE!

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

If a Comrade were to take advantage of the 47 Impeachment Deal whenever offered, soon they would have to change their avatar to a likeness of Jabba The Hutt.  Big Macs and Filet O’Fish sandwiches are nowhere near as healthy as a diet of beet centric entrees washed down with a ration of Beet Vodka™.  Use only Party Approved Recipes™ when preparing your health beet dishes.  Remember, it isn’t what you want.  It’s what The Party™ determines you need.  

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

4/30/2025, 2:13 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

If a Comrade were to take advantage of the 47 Impeachment Deal whenever offered, soon they would have to change their avatar to a likeness of Jabba The Hutt.  Big Macs and Filet O’Fish sandwiches are nowhere near as healthy as a diet of beet centric entrees washed down with a ration of Beet Vodka™.  Use only Party Approved Recipes™ when preparing your health beet dishes.  Remember, it isn’t what you want.  It’s what The Party™ determines you need.  

Red Salmon

Or, their avatar could look like this.



As customer/share holders of the SUB Waffle House, healthy beet selections keep our bodies and minds fit.

In addition to debate clubs, schools can now start Impeachment Clubs, where students gather weekly to select an impeachee by coin flip - then spend the period drafting charges and voting each other out of moral legitimacy.

There’s also money to be made with “Impeach the MoFo”, a board game that’s fun for the whole family in Democrat households - as well as in prisons and nursing homes. Includes emergency subpoenas and pre-filled articles of impeachment.

And Congress can now offer Impeachment Internships to young progressives eager to pad their resumes with a few indictments before graduation. Bonus credits for impeaching someone who hasn't yet been elected.

Who's up for McDonalds? My treat!

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... n-strikes/