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Michelle Obama changes Standards

4/1/2016, 8:05 pm
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Is it a change of heart or is it that she became sweet? Michelle has changed the school nutritional standard for the children. From now on, they will be only served Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Hohos, Donettts, Zingers, Honey Buns, Cinnabon, Sees candy, milkshakes, malts, ice cream sodas, double deep fried foods, and any candy from a candy store. No vegetables, fruits, and healthy foods. She encouraged kids to sleep off the day, and play video games. What a wonderful lady she is.

She also said to skip school if you want to, and do drugs and alcohol. Parents should leave their kids to do whatever they want and should not discipline them. She says that her rules is a style everyone should implement or face the wrath of the smile keepers.
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4/1/2016, 10:08 pm
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April Fools!
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4/1/2016, 11:01 pm
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Red Square wrote:April Fools!
In other words comrades, get back to work!
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4/1/2016, 11:26 pm
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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Red Square wrote:April Fools!
In other words comrades, get back to work!

Prole-Speak™ Translation:

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE
UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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