Michelle Obama in Prison - FREE MICHELLE!

Comrades-

Like every wife I had, FLOTUS now complains that she is in prison-

Michelle Obama: Being First Lady is like living in a ‘really nice prison’

It sure is a good thing she has been able to spend million$ in state funds for a perpetual vacation.

Otherwise, this "feeling of being in prison" can sound pretty bad by the time her divorce lawyer gets done frosting and decorating the cake.

Meanwhile-

Obama has crumbled as fantasy hero

 

RELEASE FLATUS!
 

Comrade Tovarichi, don't you mean "Release the Kraken!"?
 

In this case, results are identical.
 

Poor little bird, trapped in a gilded cage. Of course she needs to spend milions of dollars escaping whenver possible...to do less would be inhuman, sequester be damned.
 

Ah yes, the wonderful life in the gulag. Such a luck female unit, she it.
 

Poor FLOTUS whines that WH is a prison; #MichellesPrison locks up the giggles
Posted at 12:27 pm on July 2, 2013 by Twitchy Staff

Has some great remarks, like-

#MichellesPrison- Yesterday, I watched the chain gang breaking down rocks. Tiffany's is an ugly, ugly place.
 

The Michelleshank Redemption


 

 

Comrade Chery, who doesn't have a Cube account yet, emailed me this:

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We must unite to free Michelle Obama. She is unhappily serving us—in
that heinous prison, the White House.

FREE MICHELLE!!

 

 

Red Square

Comrade Chery, who doesn't have a Cube account yet,
Obviously Comrade Red Square, Comrade Chery is one in the Kollective and her membership must be expedited post hastily.
 

The First Lady and the girth lady




 

BAM!

Barbara 1, Moochelle 0