Microaggression: what is it and how to claim victimhood


Comrades, I am starting to see this term, "microaggression," used quite a bit in our Party's media. It also seems to come up in comments by womyn who post
I am but a simple prog. I do not understand what this microaggression means. Could someone give me the Current Truth™ about it?
If there are microaggressions, are there macroaggressions, mega-aggressions, meta-aggressions, or metroaggressions? And would metroaggressions be done by metrosexuals
Who are the victims of microaggression? Does it allow to claim a victim status and demand some sort of benefits or reparations? Is such "victim of microaggression" status limited to certain groups like
What should we do about microaggression? Should we ban it and come up with massive fines and jail time for microaggressors? Chop out their tongues? Put them on the rack? Confiscate their property? Force them to carry FLATUS along with 100 pounds of snacks around on a rickshaw by themselves? Make them eat FLATUS school lunches for the rest of their lives?
Am I asking too many questions? Would it be better if I just got an appointment on Commissarka Pinkie's calendar for some shovel therapy? And would such therapy be considered a microaggression or a macroaggression or something in between?
Thanks in advance, Comrades, for helping me to understand this new word in PeopleSpeak.


Comrade Vlad Linen nailed it when he
I am but a simple prog..
I think every image I have included Ivan the Stakhanovets in has been a microaggression against him... good!
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Comrade Vlad - check your PM messages!




Last night a server at Chipotle failed to recognize me as a high party official, despite my heavy coat and sunglasses, and to compound the microaggression, the meal I got (a vegetarian dish) did not look as appetizing as the sizzling fajita plate ordered by the next customer.
At Winter Solstice, the Salvation Army is an army of microaggressors, with their little red pots and constantly ringing bells shoving their Christofasctic dogma down my throat!
Can you imagine the horror of microaggression a womyn feels when a man opens a door in front of her? Should she walk through the door first, meekly acknowledging her subservience, or does she wait for the man to bull his way through the door first, confirming his brutishness? Either way, his very presence at the door is a microaggression!
Reflect on the microaggression that abounds in barbecue. Not only are these murderers reveling in their meat eating, causing irreparable psychic damage to Vegans, they also, in Alabama (need I say more? Of course I will anyway), have a substance called "White Sauce." THEY claim it is simply something to enhance the flavor, but I see through their racist code words. THEY are trying to mask the African American origins of barbecue by slathering this "White Sauce" over it to steal the heritage of an oppressed minority. And don't even get me started on "Red Sauce!"


Comrade Vlad Linen
Am I asking too many questions? Would it be better if I just got an appointment on Commissarka Pinkie's calendar for some shovel therapy? And would such therapy be considered a microaggression or a macroaggression or something in between?Comrade, this is neither micro- nor macro-aggression. It is Compassion, Caring, Correction and Protection (CCCP). Therapy is never aggressive. It shows how much The Party™ cares about The People™.




Ivan Betinov
And don't even get me started on "Red Sauce!"You can slather this on your white meats to quell the microagressions on your barbeque, or at a Redskins tailgate party.


I had to respectfully correct Comrade Vlad Linen when he
Comrade Putout, oh dear! So poor Commissar.
Quote:
Nick Gillespie Reason.com
I realize that simply by saying that you've probably heard of microaggressions, I'm likely committing one.
For the uninitiated, microaggressions are "statements by a person from a privileged group that belittles or isolates a member of an unprivileged group, as it relates to race, class, gender, sexual orientation, ability and more." The really innovative thing about microaggressions is that they are often meant in a spirit of inclusion by the speaker. For instance, depending on who's speaking and who's listening, complimeting someone on their hair, clothing, or whatever might count as a covert way of putting him in his place. "That's a really fancy jacket" may really be code for WTF are you doing in clothes that are above your station?
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...depending on who's speaking and who's listening...
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Now regarding the victim status:
Victims of microaggressions are being awarded a microvictim status, which entitles them to microloans, microreparations, and microbailouts.
Please don't confuse it with nanoaggression, which is even more dangerous because it is invisible to the naked eye and often goes undetected. Progressive scientists, however, have discovered means to detect invisible nanoaggression and categorize them according to the existing nomenclature, thus arming progressive activists with tools needed to survive this invisible plague sweeping the nation.
I believe that now, with the rising awareness about various degrees of aggressions, it is time to bring them in compliance with the metric system as follows:
Miliaggression = 0.001 regular aggression
Santiaggression = 0.01 regular aggression
STFU = 1.0 regular aggression
Kiloaggression = 1,000 regular aggressions
Megaaggression = 1,000,000 regular aggressions
Gigaaggression = 1,000,000,000 regular aggressions
We can go on, but things like Teraaggression (1,000,000,000,000 regular aggressions) almost never happen, except for when Marco Rubio accused Hillary Clinton of being a blast from the past.


I see your #microaggression and I raise you the middle finger.




Red Square
We can go on, but things like Teraaggression (1,000,000,000,000 regular aggressions) almost never happen, except for when Marco Rubio accused Hillary Clinton of being a blast from the past.I think this is where we launch the War on Tera.
It doesn't matter that it's rare. What matters is that it's dangerous and unpredictable. We must do it to protect The Children™.


Red Square
Miliaggression = 0.001 regular aggression
Santiaggression = 0.01 regular aggression
STFU = 1.0 regular aggression
Kiloaggression = 1,000 regular aggressions
Megaaggression = 1,000,000 regular aggressions
Gigaaggression = 1,000,000,000 regular aggressions
We can go on, but things like Teraaggression (1,000,000,000,000 regular aggressions) almost never happen, except for when Marco Rubio accused Hillary Clinton of being a blast from the past. Will this be on the end of the year finals?

This punch-line occurred to me in the middle of the night after some work a few weeks back. But I never worked out the best why to tell it.

Mark Blond should be penalized for exceeding the aggression limit. Perhaps signs should be erected to remind comrades of the rules of safe thinking.




Comrade Putout
Comrade Vlad Linen nailed it when he
I am but a simple prog..
I think every image I have included Ivan the Stakhanovets in has been a microaggression against him... good!
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Yep, I'm a victim, and I am entitled to be compensated, either financially, or we can negotiate other goods or "services" (wink, wink...).



Warren Peas
Soooo, would saying something like 'your birthday suit needs ironing' to Mr./Ms. Bruce Jenner be called 'transgression'?Yes, because that would make him a transvictim, to be compensated on a transponential scale.
Microvictims, on the other hand, like Ivan the Stakhanovets here, are entitled to mictocompensations in the amount of $0.10 per microaggression, minus $0.08 federal tax. Local taxes applicable.
Hence the popular progressive saying, "If I had $0.02 every time I sense a microaggression, I'd be a rich donor to the Clinton Foundation."


Ivan the Stakhanovets proved once again that he is loco when he
Comrade Putout
I think every image I have included Ivan the Stakhanovets in has been a microaggression against him... good!Yep, I'm a victim, and I am entitled to be compensated, either financially, or we can negotiate other goods or "services" (wink, wink...).
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Another Bruce Jenner moment right when I am flipping Ivan off!
What are the odds?!
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** Aye yai yai! I think I am a miss!!


Comrade RedD, I was wondering if you could answer a question for me. When I pet my cats and they go right ahead and wash the spot where I pet them, is this a microaggression? Or are they or am I just being speciesist?
Oh and when I clip their nails because they I don't want them damaging the furniture, is that a microaggression? Or maybe something like a kiloaggression?


Comrade Vlad Linen
Comrade RedD, I was wondering if you could answer a question for me. When I pet my cats and they go right ahead and wash the spot where I pet them, is this a microaggression? Or are they or am I just being speciesist?
Oh and when I clip their nails because they I don't want them damaging the furniture, is that a microaggression? Or maybe something like a kiloaggression?
Regarding your second question, I myself enjoy manicures. The damage done to furniture is my gentle reminder to my resident manicurist (human) that she has been neglecting her duty. (Or sometimes it is because damaging furniture is an exhilarating art form.) However, a cousin of mine despises and detests manicures. So in his case, a manicure would range from micro- to kilo-aggression, to be judged by decibel levels of protests. In my case, conversely, not giving a manicure is a microagression, whereas my reminder might be considered a microagression if it were possible for nonhuman entities to commit any aggressions at all toward human entities. Remember, just as only pallid persons are capable of racism, only human persons are capable of speciesism. I trust that clarifies the issue.
As for your first question ... as we used to say back in the alleys, mine to know and yours to find out. It is best not to question too much.


Red Square
Microvictims, on the other hand, like Ivan the Stakhanovets here, are entitled to mictocompensations in the amount of $0.10 per microaggression, minus $0.08 federal tax. Local taxes applicable.Hence the popular progressive saying, "If I had $0.02 every time I sense a microaggression, I'd be a rich donor to the Clinton Foundation."
This is one of those times when being a foreign national has it's advantages.
Every time I sense a microagression, I'm microcompensated $0.10 and, with a tripling of my donated tribute toward the great work in which the Clinton Foundation is engaged, I receive special dispensation and tax free remuneration which leaves me with a tidy profit of $0.04 per microaggression and, believe me when I tell you, I can sense a microaggression like no other.
Over time, it adds up.


As your introductory image-post makes clear, micro-aggression has been around for quite a long time, and today there are many more (such as the Goriputians) who emulate micro-aggressors against the now-finally-weakened giant, Uncle Sam:

--KOOK


RedDiaperette
Regarding your second question, I myself enjoy manicures. The damage done to furniture is my gentle reminder to my resident manicurist (human) that she has been neglecting her duty. (Or sometimes it is because damaging furniture is an exhilarating art form.) However, a cousin of mine despises and detests manicures. So in his case, a manicure would range from micro- to kilo-aggression, to be judged by decibel levels of protests. In my case, conversely, not giving a manicure is a microagression, whereas my reminder might be considered a microagression if it were possible for nonhuman entities to commit any aggressions at all toward human entities. Remember, just as only pallid persons are capable of racism, only human persons are capable of speciesism. I trust that clarifies the issue.Comrade RedD,
Just like your example, the microaggressions in Baltimore consisted of the shop owners, cars and buildings being in the way of the looters when they were experiencing a righteous anger.

