It's been verified: Murder Hornets are now invading the U.S.S.A. via Washingtonistan (a sanctuary oblast).


FIRST ASIAN MURDER HORNET NEST DISCOVERED IN WASHINTONISTAN

Aside from the fact that Murder Hornets are known criminals who revel in destroying honeybee nests, they are flouting border security by illegally crossing the international border from Canadia unvetted and untested for whichever Rona "variant" the CDC has contrived this week.


Murder Hornets are large, strong and stingy. Citizens are cautioned to keep distance and inform on them report sightings to authorities here:

OMG! MURDER HORNETS!

Insects with noses. Brilliant redundant engineering makes them harder to kill.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Insects with noses. Brilliant redundant engineering makes them harder to kill.

It also means they smell.

I bet they smell pretty bad.

But they have lips to make scary pbrrrrrrrh noises with.

Can they be taken out with an M-1 carbine?

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Can they be taken out with an M-1 carbine?

M-possibly.

In principle, I'm inclined to agree to the effectiveness in use of the M-1 in the eradication of these Insect-Americans, but the shoulder stripes on the sleeve tell me that the individual holding the weapon is what we used to call a "super-double cheeseburger Sergeant" of the Army Air Corps (or its forces subsequent thereof), and therefore will probably use the rifle to poke the murder hornets to see if they are awake, then encourage them to leave their "dorms" to go across the runway to the "Barracks" where army soldiers live. Failing that he will attempt to use the rifle as a club, or possibly revert to his highest level of training, fix bayonet and attempt to spear each one as if he was collecting litter. Because anyone who's picked up trash twice in the Air Farce is a Sergeant of one sort or another.

Aim High, good Sergeant-- Aim High.

Watch it, Comrade Ivan. This feline of the People's Air Force does not take kindly to such misplaced attempts at humor. Perhaps you would like to stand beneath the flight path of a B-52 and see what happens next.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:...these Insect-Americans...Sergeant" of the Army Air Corps (or its forces subsequent thereof)...will probably use the rifle to poke the murder hornets to see if they are awake...or possibly revert to his highest level of training

Not "Insect-Americans," they're undocumented Asian migrants who are now illegally immigrating from Canadia into the U.S.S.A.

And don't forget that whatever an Air Force sergeant does, he'll have to file a report in triplicate.