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My Empress, The Glorious MTE, I Am OUtraged!

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My Empress, Comrades, I am outraged! Simply outraged. It was bad enough, first to see the Empress fall from her rightful place as next in line for the Oval Office, the one who was destined to lead us into the World of Next Tuesday, only to become leading candidate for being a cardboard cutout. Then to suffer the indignity of being compelled to be merely the third woman Secretary of State - a tragedy unmatched by any of those so called timeless Greek tragedies.

But then I read of the outragous slap in the Empress' face she was subjected to today! My Empress, rest assured that I shall not cease in my efforts to bring this common prole and the criminal family that raised him, to The People's Justice™, even if takes the rest of my life, or the confiscation of every last red cent of OPM that you ever received, whichever comes first! The sheer gall of this criminal to even have to use an interpreter in his own country! No, there is a conspiracy there!

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Ugh. This is admittedly an enormous gaffe on the part of that backwater central African republic. Well, if it was simply a cultural or racial misunderstanding, perhaps our Princess in a Pantsuit will accept their humblest of apologies over a beer? Beer seems to have been a catalyst to mitigate a number of escalating provocations recently. Anybody have another suggestion?

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Poor MTE. She hitched her wagon to a wild, unruly maverick that would take her to giddy political heights, but she's ended up being dragged in the dirt behind him. I would cry, but I'm laughing hysterically.

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Maybe she should have thrown one of her shoes at the rube.

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At least Hillary seems to be winning the unofficial contest with MichelleO to be the biggest ass in Washington.

No butts about it.

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Truly the Marshal has a point here. To have fallen from the very pinnacle of pantsuit power, only to be a B-string lackey for the O! The pathos, irony and schadenfreude are too delicious, and must be sampled delicately or the flavor is lost!

While her hubby hangs with Kim Jong and then jets to Vegas for Bub-a-Brithday, grabbing headlines and any female that walks by, she is stuck in the Congo with interpreters. It is pure irony of the ironic nature. I am chasing my tail I am so worked up over it...

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Rikalonious wrote:Poor MTE. She hitched her wagon to a wild, unruly maverick that would take her to giddy political heights, but she's ended up being dragged in the dirt behind him. I would cry, but I'm laughing hysterically.
To the Jiffi-Lobo(tm) with you! You cannot laugh at our Many Titted Empress. She who has nurtured us all and absent His O'liness would have led us, goose-stelling, into the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, where what's mine is mine, what's yours is ours, and I get to say who's responsible.

And General, your description of Bubba's recent life shows just how down-to-earth the Clintons really are. Vengeful, self-centered camera whores. Gotta love that.

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But Commissar. I know as well as you how heart broke you must be to see the Empress treated in such a manner. You more than anyone has known the Empress in ways I really don't think I want to think about. Who else has seen her more times in the morning when she woke up after a long night of Lenin knows what.

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Pupovich, here in camera I'll let you in on a secret. Once I was shaken away by our Many Titted Empress, who was wearing nothing but a thong an a bustier. Which looked like it had lots of knobs in it.

"Theocritus," she purred, "I'm gonna change your luck. I'm gonna give you the finest thing that there is on earth. I'm gonna give you <i>me</i>!" And with that she started pulling down her thong.

Bruno came in and her steatopygous ass and shrieked, "My lord, Theocritus! What <i>is</i> that? It looks like a parachute full of lard!"

Our MTE turned, snarled, "I'll kill you for that, you stupid little nancy-boy," and she ran pelting after him.

She didn't have a chance, of course--even in stiletto heels he can outrun her on her trotters.

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This is very strange indeed. Yesterday the MTE was a non-person. Now she's being (rightfully) worshiped by you all. What happened? Are you abandoning Chairman Obama? Can I make money by selling you out?

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Oh, Vodkov, the people in Washington spend their time fighting. It's fun.

But let us look with pleasure on His O'liness and our MTE. If things go badly in foreign policy--and they surely will because the only thinking that His O'liness does is thinking how many times he'll get on the cover of <i>Time</i>, then our MTE will be the fall guy.

Since our MTE is a good deal smarter than His O'liness, who has not impressed me with anything but his wrapping, and since he's the definition of an affirmative-action baby, who was given a free ride, we can all hope for some jolly good fireworks.

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Don't despair Marshall Pupovich,

There is a rumor that during the summer break, our MTE will be visiting Comrade Franken in the cave where Jodin Morey has absconded with the crown for the People's Beauty Non-Contest. There, she plans to gather her strength, her grace, her tenacity, and her cunning.

And she can always make a trip to the Rancho for some R and R time with Comrade Theo and Bruno

More to come . . .

For reference see People Cube Beauty Non-Contest Page 3<br>

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I'll be sure to tell Bruno that he's still leading the pack, and what a pack it is.

Uh, Leninka, my heart always goes out to Our Many Titted Empress and never more so than when I can't get rid of the roaches any other way. But there is a cost, and it is usually having to dry wall at least two rooms and fill in the divots left by her trotters in the terrazzo floor.

And the carpets are always filthy. I get two MTE visits per carpet.

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Comrade Theocritus,

I must inform you that the competition for that crown has become even stiffer. Bruno's lead is down to 33% of the vote. Something must be done soon, or else, or else, who knows?

Pssst--don't tell Bruno.

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Leninka wrote:
More to come . . .

For reference see People Cube Beauty Non-Contest Page 3<br>

I can see that you practice good socialist practices Comrade. But whar sort of non-working did you manage with that link? Other links here to a page in the Cube, leaves me in an open page, one which I am logged in etc. But your link.... more like a picture. I am not logged on, and can not vote for Lenin's sake!

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That was Page 2, Marshal Pupovich,

My apologies for confusing the numbers 3 and 2.

Are you saying that you have not voted yet!!

Here is the proper link:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3735

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Leninka, Bruno saw the poll results over my shoulder and is sobbing in the corner. "Why not me, Theocritus? Don't they like my heels? Don't I wax enough? Why not me?"

It got so loud that I had to leave the Rancho for peace in town and now I"m holed up in a cheap motel room. But at least it doesn't have the sound of a sobbing queen.

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Tell Bruno, a win is a win. It doesn't matter by how much. That should help. And don't forget Comrade Franken is at this moment working on Jodin Morey to get the crown back.

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Comrade Theocritus,

In warp time, something big has happened. Take yourself to the top of the People's Blog to see.


 
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