Here at Vanderbilt, three friends and myself got a townhouse on campus. Unbeknownst to two of my roomates and myself, the other roomate supported the revolution!

It came as a complete, wonderful suprise to me when I heard him say such things as:

"All Republicans are Rednecks"

"CNN is a right-wing news network"

"You're stupid if you read/like Ann Coulter"

"WHAT ABOUT POOR PEOPLE??!?!!"

"It's a dark day for blacks and gays" (after election day)

These brought tears to my eyes as I realized I had a komrade who understood as I did the importance of killing all who opposed us in the upcomming revolution.

However, I'd like to report him for re-education, for he says that he would go on a personal crusade against Hillary if she runs for Grand Protector.

******THIS IS A TRUE STORY KOMRADES, SHORTENED FOR EASIER CONSUMPTION!!********

We shall definitely add him to the list for free flights to the Institute of Re-education. Continue to let us know how things are going! We certainly need to change his thoughts on comradette Hillary!

Re-educating people one at a time,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR