In view of the "Cone of Silence" self-criticism consultation I had yesterday, I thought long & hard about what was discussed while I waited in line for my dinner ration at my District's "Beet Czar" Meal Collective. I have come to the conclusion that indeed, some of my postings may have led to misconceptions as to my loyalty to our Party's Leader. In that spirit, I've decided to post the various titles I will use in the future to talk about our Beloved RedSquare & the POTUSSA aka President Of The Union of States of Socialist Amerika.

REDSQUARE will be addressed as; Leader of Leaders, Great Leader, Magnanimous Leader, Wonderful Leader, Wise Leader, Magnificent Leader, Maximum Leader, Generalisimo, Glorious Leader, Supreme Leader, The Great Cube, RS..well you get the drift now don't you?

POTUSSA will be titled as; Barack Brother, B-HO, Puppet Premier, Prez, POTUSSA, Obummer, Obam-Me, Baracski, Urkel-bama & The Obaminator.

Keeping in mind these various titles for each, I hope that all Comrade readers of my posts will be able to de-code just who in the Hell I'm talking about!

Comrade of new beginnings of glorious August, I cannot help think you might be over thinking, something thoroughly discouraged in and by the Collective.

We must consider our interactive conversations to be viewed by the simplest of the simply minded (we never know who might drop by) -- not to mention of the elite who are not equally Elite as other Elites and will only recognize our personal dear leader as: Red Square or RS. After that,I... they are likely to be lost in verbiage.

Carry on....

Hmm, I see your Progressive point my Dearest of Dear Frau! I will strive to meet the lack of intellectual progressiveness in the readers of my posts! I guess it's just my Revolutionary Fervor taking hold of my spirit that I assumed ALL Party members were intelligencia. Once again, I am wrong, but in the true lessons I have learned this past weekend, I will continue to make my typing's more understandable for the Masses! "RS" will be added to my list.

For the love of Lenin, we hurt his feelings. In the old days we just took our whackings, stood trial with or without kangaroo, then we were transported, worked the gulag and (perhaps) came back to the collective. Youngsters these days all want to be a Czar, but nobody wants to pay the bribes and undergo the "upward mobility" ladder of survival ... "Welcome Comrade new guy, we're happy to have you!" By the way, is that a weed I see in your assigned beet patch?

I have no feelings other than total love of Glorious Leader, The Party and Marxist-Leninist-Cubism my dear Comrade Ambassador. All emotion is devoted to Progressivism as all former petty bourgeois emotionalism in my god-less soul has been eradicated by last months Jiffy-Lobo. It is not a weed Comrade Tovarichi, it is an experimental "green beet". It's not working out too well I'm afraid, not red enough. I shall have to de-nounce it & purge it from my Victory Garden

You're learning fast, comrade... you'll do fine.

Comrade of new beginnings of glorious August, I cannot help think you might be over thinking, something thoroughly discouraged in and by the Collective.

Frau!

Just how do you keep that girlish figure? Your looking as lovely and vivacious as ever. Our new prole is making great strides since joining the collective and wishes to do well and I volunteered to do a little mentoring as Red Square had blessed him with a surprise visit of his most wise presence on a separate project that our young prole had just initiated. Of course being in the presence of such awesome greatness as Red Square himself threw our new prole for an unanticipated loop as he was working then only to please his O'liness and this caused him to almost fatally give the impression that his O'liness actually outranks our beloved Red Square. I normally would have denounced him and had him keel-hauled but I saw a great opportunity to shake down some cash I decided to go ahead and take pity on him from this almost unimaginable fate.

So let's make it easy for our young prole so that we don't cause him more confusion. If in the future Red Square blesses you with his glorious presence, he then has senior rank and all the honors that are conferred with that exalted position and his O'liness then drops down to a position that he is quite comfortable in ......second rate as if he had ever left there.

Pssst............Just got the extra loot in Cayman's account my little strudel-cake throw on some make-up (as if you actually need any) we're going out dining and dancing!!!!!!

but nobody wants to pay the bribes

Tovarchi!

Slept through your re-education camp spelling lessons?????? The word DONATIONS is not misspelled as 'bribes'.

Is today the 22nd already? I have a jiffy lobo at 1:30, thanks for prodding me...Ill denounce myself thank you.

Comrade Che, you have not truly suffered for the Cause™ until you've gotten a whack from Pinky's Shovel. ™

I get confused many times as well as to who and what I'm supposed to be considering more equal than the rest, and then Pinky comes along with her shovel, and I'm just fine! So don't let Red Menace scare you, Comrade Che'rennie, Pinkie's Shovell is a frequent tool used in re-education and causes very few side effects. Except of course for the damaged short term-memory and a little difficulty in, oh, shoot, what was that word again?

So don't let Red Menace scare you, Comrade Che'rennie.....did I already say that?

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:

Comrade of new beginnings of glorious August, I cannot help think you might be over thinking, something thoroughly discouraged in and by the Collective.

Frau!

Just how do you keep that girlish figure? Your looking as lovely and vivacious as ever. Our new prole is making great strides since joining the collective and wishes to do well and I volunteered to do a little mentoring as Red Square had blessed him with a surprise visit of his most wise presence on a separate project that our young prole had just initiated. Of course being in the presence of such awesome greatness as Red Square himself threw our new prole for an unanticipated loop as he was working then only to please his O'liness and this caused him to almost fatally give the impression that his O'liness actually outranks our beloved Red Square. I normally would have denounced him and had him keel-hauled but I saw a great opportunity to shake down some cash I decided to go ahead and take pity on him from this almost unimaginable fate.

So let's make it easy for our young prole so that we don't cause him more confusion. If in the future Red Square blesses you with his glorious presence, he then has senior rank and all the honors that are conferred with that exalted position and his O'liness then drops down to a position that he is quite comfortable in ......second rate as if he had ever left there.

Pssst............Just got the extra loot in Cayman's account my little strudel-cake throw on some make-up (as if you actually need any) we're going out dining and dancing!!!!!!

Comrade Woogums -- I see that your seeing abilities are as grand as always! Much as I try my girly girlishness will not leave my person.

I am thinking new comrade of August might need a bride... donation to his newest charity or perhaps, better yet, to his comrades of the Cube. I will be MOST HAPPY to receive said donation, which I will redistribute as needed... to the most worthy.

As we know incidents are made to be overlooked and paid off.... forgotten. And we are a forgiving lot (if the money is right).

RS need know no more of said incident............. I'm sure he's off galavanting with the delightful Mrs. RS?