Oh the humanity, is there no justice?

NO! SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE ME UP FROM THIS TEABAGGISH NIGHTMARE! We were so close to next Tuesday, what will we do now? What will Dear Leader do? Is Reid safe? Please someone tell me Reid is safe.

Chedoh.... Reed may be safe...whoever he is. But Reid ( as in Harry ) is anything but.

As for the Nancy pose, didn't Dear Leader do that over in Saudi Arabia ?

Had to fix that, I know a guy with the name "Reed" and I often mix the two names.

Besides that, would a fellow more equal member assist me in running Krasnodar to the train station so he may visit the gulag? I have been drowning my sorrows about how tonight went in Vodka and dare not try to top former Comrade Ted Kennedy.

FYI I have taken your warm clothing privileges away because of your attempt at trying to correct a more equal member. You may wear some plastic bags if you promise you will reuse them at the rations store.

I have many fears for the future of the USSA. How will Nanski be able to pass more bills so we can see what is in them? On a side note i would help with Comrade Krasnodar to the train station, but my toddler is driving me to the store for more whiskey. such a sad night. do i cut the red wire or the green?

Always Red, comrade! You can never go wrong with it!

Krasnodar, report to Boris in the train. Make sure to wake him up when you get on and when you get to the gulag to let him know you have arrived there.

But... But!!!!... but

she was just on my monitor saying that we would have a glorious victory and own every seat that was ever made. How can this be?

Where's my vodka ration????

So...Chedoh...let me get this straight.

1. You spell Reid ( Reed) , and I correct you, not wanting to see others in the Collective confused.

2.. You go and edit your post to cover-up the heinous " Reed " mistake, in an attempt to absolve yourself of any wrong doing.

3. Now, you are arranging my Siberian gulag vacation package via the Red Express, while you, Chedoh, will undoubtedly receive some sort of promotion for doing so.

Sounds like socialist justice to me ! What could be more fair ?

I posted this photo yesterday, and by the look of things, R.S. still hasn't moved.
Check his pulse.
So, unless he comes around, there doesn't appear to be any room on the train for poor, persecuted Krasnodar. Boo- hoo.

Comrades,

Disillusioned I am, but such is the nature of our covert effort. We must let them think they won, but not really, our voting block remains intact. Our covert operations department will be very busy and very covert.

Let the fools prattle on TV, we are pulling all the strings. Comrade Krasnodar, You need to understand fair only applies to individual.What is fair to him, not fair to you. What is fair to you, is not fair to him.This contraversey is why we need to be told what to do by Red Square!

C. Tooorisky.... Red Square is still passed- out onboard the train.

Nancy's New Ride !

Comrades,

You need to settle this like civilized adults-step outside and settle this with knucles,
or if you have a knife that is bigger than the other one, the bigger knife will win.

Whoever wins will be required to do all the work for the comrade that can no longer work. This comrade will not lose voting rights.

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrades,
if you have a knife that is bigger than the other one, the bigger knife will win.

Ha! This reminds me of a joke (sheesh, enough with the hooting and catcalls).

This is a very old joke, over 1,000 years so stop me if you heard it before.

Anyway this new recruit to the Roman legion never having fought with a sword asks his Centurion how deep he has to stab someone to kill them.

The Centurion replies "2 inches is enough, if you stick it in the right place."

(Get it? It has sexual undertones. Hey it knocked them dead at the Coliseum. Maybe it loses something in the translation.)

Krasnodar wrote:

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I posted this photo yesterday, and by the look of things, R.S. still hasn't moved.
Check his pulse.

Huh? What's happened? I was having a dream about flying first class on Nancy's broom and her sitting behind me with her hands in my pockets, and then Irony Curtain sends me this picture.

Don't forget....her sister, the MTE, is still out there, somewhere.

Well since it looks like REID is safe and didn't lose his seat I guess this means his pet won't be wandering around unattended.

What I'm worried about is, what will happen to all those Children™? Surely they will lose all their current privileges and will be forced into rags and sent into the street to panhandle. And this is just what Nancy will do to them to prove her point. There's no telling what the cruel Republicans will do to them - probably humiliate them further by dropping dollars into their tiny outstretched hands.

Earlier I went into the bathroom and the lights went out. I missed everything.... What a mess. How could this have happened?

Oh the HORROR! Saint Nanski deposed? ACCCCKKKKKKKKKK! Puts on a 6MG Nitro patch and swallows 4 aspirin................ Ah, that's better. Heads need to roll here Comrades. Blame must be assigned and the blamed need to feel the wrath of the People's Justice!

Speaking of Horror, I did my part and more. I've spent the past 72 hours herding necro-voters from poll to poll. My poor old hands are bleeding from all the digging! Not to mention the months it took me to develop Trioxin 345. 345 was a smashing success. They all deactivated right on schedule, though I did have a tough time getting them back in their graves. I even had to get some of my old friends together to do a musical piece to coax them back. The zombies loved it:

Warning - Not for listening by the living..................


and you all thought Halloween was over.......................

Comrades,

A member of the cube posted a graphical representation of MTE, who is able to forget?
Sleepings are far from restful, I have day mares or night mares continually.

We still have power players in the right places!

I am just glad that we still have Dear Leader to break it down for us. The evil backwards redneck GOP is trying to force Dear Leader into conceding that his policies are the reason why the Party took such losses in yesterday's selection. Infact, the problem was that it was an election and not a selection. That should have never been allowed!
Have they forgotten the words of Dedushka Stalin? "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."

The people counting the votes were obviously not Party designates! Even though we did help Comrade Reid retain his seat, there was obviously a breakdown in Party communique.

I'm gonna miss her.

Shovel 4 U said;"[highlight=#ffff99]I'm gonna miss her.[/highlight]"
Fear not Comrade. She'll be around more than ever. Just got off the phone with her and she's in a terrible state. When she gets like that there's only one place that can console her and that is the People's Cube.

Heads up Theocritus! She'll be flying to your Rancho tonight.......................

Comrades,

The Reid/Reed/Read enigma is a perplexing problem as all these words are homophones.
These are distinguished from Homo phones, because you may call no one. They just sound the same.
Perhaps Senator Reid could be the "Gray Goof " or the Gray Goose" This would remove any doubt about your subject.

Can't we all just get along?

Comrades,

There are agents from DC who report there were a lot of Congressman calling for the world of "Last Tuesday" rather than that of "Next Tuesday".

Perhaps a three day mini camp will help these nostalgic Reps to get with it.We can be thankful she was deposed, and not exposed!Is the correct word decomposed?

Red Square wrote:

Krasnodar wrote:

Drunk 6.jpg

I posted this photo yesterday, and by the look of things, R.S. still hasn't moved.
Check his pulse.

Huh? What's happened? I was having a dream about flying first class on Nancy's broom and her sitting behind me with her hands in my pockets, and then Irony Curtain sends me this picture.

Pelosi_Witch.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBQIbV ... r_embedded

Evil teabagger that made that has no shame ...

Comrades,
A little help, please.

Deposed is what happens when you give a deposition about something legal.
Shirley the election wieners cannot be acting as thugs so soon after the election.

Boner's boys and girls don't go on stage until January.

No problem Tooorisky.

Definition of DEPOSEtransitive verb1 : to remove from a throne or other high position 2 : to put down : deposit 3 [Middle English, from Medieval Latin deponere, from Late Latin] a : to testify to under oath or by affidavit b : affirm, assert c : to take a deposition of <depose a witness> intransitive verb : to bear witness

-Whoopie