Nasa discovers mail-in-meteorite en route to Earth



Experts at NASA have discovered a large object heading towards earth, made up completely of Joe Biden ballots. After calculating its mass, the scientists concluded that the meteorite contains approximately 19,000,000,000,000 galactic mail-in-ballots. An astronomical number, indeed.
When asked how they are so sure the ballots aren't cast for the incumbent, a NASA employee said that there is no evidence that pro-Trump mail-in-ballots even exist in the universe. Team Biden has already promised to grant citizenship to all extraterrestrial aliens, even if they are bent on destroying humanity and devouring mankind.
It will take about 400 years for the meteorite to strike earth. Pending the unavoidable arrival, Fox News has already called this election, as well as all other elections for all eternity, in favor of Biden and any other Democratic candidates running for office throughout the Galaxy.


Minitrue
Experts at NASA have discovered a large object heading towards earth, made up completely of Joe Biden ballots. After calculating its mass, the scientists concluded that the meteorite contains approximately 19,000,000,000,000 galactic mail-in-ballots. An astronomical number, indeed.When asked how they are so sure the ballots aren't cast for the incumbent, a NASA employee said that there is no evidence that pro-Trump mail-in-ballots even exist in the universe. Team Biden has already promised to grant citizenship to whoever has cast these ballots, even if it happens to be extra-terrestrial creatures bent on destroying humanity and devouring mankind.
It will take about 400 years for the meteorite to strike earth, so Fox news immediately called this election, as well as all other elections - for all eternity - in favour of whatever leftist is running (throughout the galaxy).
A nice touch, that "even if," as though the identity were not already


So there.








A Biden spokespersonxz said that they printed a lot of paper during the campaign, and that this is all part of a routine effort to replenish some office supplies.
Now move along. Nothing to see here, comrade.






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Remember, remember, the 5th of november,
the mail-in treason and plot,
I know of no reason,
why this mail-in treason,
should ever be forgot.




RedDiaperette
But think of all the gallant trees that gave their lives to produce all that paper. Some day they will be recognized for their sacrifice.Good news! I can sell you tree offsets for that. I highly recommend it. Just think of all the paper you use. My tree offset program will help the planet. And, you'll get a free bumpersticker.








Comrade 9
I mail in my ballots every morning at 5:00am People's Collective Time, on a regular day.I've been emailing my ballots five times a day before salah/namaz but I think only 4/5 of them have been certified and counted. That is offensive to my faith and to the whole of ummah.
We will not be silent. Silence is violence. And non-silence is also violence. Everything is violence. Except Islam which means peace.


I am


Boxes and crates of these things, it's like they'll never run out!
I'm getting Carpal Tunnel, and I'm not sure my Obamacare will cover treatment, rehab, and my disability payments afterward.


Ivan the Stakhanovets
Does anyone else find it tedious and repetitive, the whole thing where you cross outBoxes and crates of these things, it's like they'll never run out!
I'm getting Carpal Tunnel, and I'm not sure my Obamacare will cover treatment, rehab, and my disability payments afterward.
Comrade, to quote Stalin, One man's ailment is a tragedy, the disability of millions is Obamacare.
Or as Comrade Clinton's husband said, I feel your pain. Now put some ice on it, and keep voting for The PartyTM.
Soon, next Tuesday, we will have new secret ballots and replace all candidates' names with one unifying checkbox for "THE PARTY'S CHOICE" and one divisive checkbox for "GULAG" followed by the voter's identification.




Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrade while I agree with the idea in principle, the party has already established that oppressing voters of color into getting a government identity number for anything other than cashing a check, buying a cerveza, getting on an airplane, and stuff,..is hateful, marginalizing, and racist. I'm not saying its wrong, butPerhaps the request for ID might be changed to read "Official Government Identity Number or Your Preferred Pronouns." Indeed, there should be a space for preferred pronouns anyway.




Comrades,
You misunderstand the intent of the form.
It isn't to ID the voter, IF THE VOTE IS FOR THE PARTYTM, but to facilitate the reeducation of the counter-revolutionaries that dare vote against The PartyTM.
Not that you are correct in your concerns, since I am The Commissar of Drive-bys, and I cannot recall bullets that have left the gun while speeding down the road, but I have found that my recently deceased staffer had uploaded the incorrect New Official Secret Ballot. Here is the what The PartyTM needs:
And once The Glorious Revolution Of Next Tuesday is here, we won't need real voters any more, so they might have to have to carry ID papers issued by The PartyTM at all times.










Banana Republic!
forelocktug to Red Square
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549


Red Square
Just break that pencil!
Needs a jack-booted thug off to the side, or background, laughing at the voter.