So it's come to this. . .!
I DENOUNCE THE STATE OF WYOMINSTAN!

Where the heck is Pinkie when you need her?!

Komrade Commissar_Elliot.

Denounce me, denounce my Komrade Cats but Komrade, never denounce my adopted Free Rebuplik of Wyomingstan. We are truly Red here

So tell me Komrade Commissar, just how is that Al Frankinstien thing working out for you? I know, low blow.

Comrade7.62 wrote:And I denounce Che for using unequal highlighting in his reply to Vodkavitch. Italics, red color, and bold font? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Some of your letters are not equal to others there Che.

Some of us are more equal, comrade! Gracias for the denouncement!!


And obviously, someone hasn't found the text editor, eh?

IMPORTANT UPDATE AND ANNOUNCEMENT:

As People's Director I would like to reward Marshal Pupovich's zeal in sniffing out newly arrived thoughtcriminals and presenting them with shovels, directions, and orientation literature.

For his tireless service as Friend of People, Marshal Pupovich is hereby cleared of any outstanding charges, awarded a new Laika Medal, and is allowed to keep his parking space in front of the Party Headquarters. His job title has been also updated to "Commissar of Sniffing Out Thoughtcriminals."

In addition, to make his job easier, the Visual Agitation Department has just posted an updated and slightly revised welcoming message and orientation brochure in the People's Tools section:

Welcome Message to Newly Arrived Thoughtcriminals

I DENOUNCE THE CITY OF ARAB, ALABAMA WHERE A FOOLISH AND RACIST YOUNG WOMAN IS GOING AROUND WEARING A TRADITIONAL HEAD SCARF THUS MOCKING ALL MUSLIMS, THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF THE EVIL BU$HITLER REGIME!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflif ... index.html

Che Gourmet wrote: Some of us are more equal, comrade! Gracias for the denouncement!!


And obviously, someone hasn't found the text editor, eh?

I denounce [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Che[/HIGHLIGHT]again because he thinks I haven't found the text editor.

In the future I will do my denouncing with The People's Rifle ™ and my horde of loyal, drunken factory employees (all four of them). Prepare to have people point half a rifle with a concrete filled barrel at you, with a squeegee mounted on the bayonet lug while yelling "bang!"

I concur and offer a joint denunciation of Arab, Alabama. In the linked article it is reported that people in Arab greeted this Hijab-wearing young woman with smiles and courtesy. This is NOT acceptable behavior for people living in flyover country! How can we maintain the fiction educate The People of the reality of race and religious discrimination in Amerikkka if these rubes won't play the part we have assigned to them?!

Welcome, KomradeGunny. I had the pleasure of riding through a small portion of you collective while on a fact-finding motorcycle tour of the Western oblasts in 2007. Quite striking. What the Hell is Bentonite?

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:I thank you for your denouncing Komrade Red Jim. It was so richly deserved. I shall endeavor to be as un-chauvinistic in the future. As I treat all Komrades as equals in our Socialist society.

I return the denouncing back to you for the chuckling at our dear and revered leader. Though at times, OK all the time I must admit I do the same...

My pleasure KomradeGunny, as a former part-time Imperialist it's the least I could do.

Semper Fi - stay gumby

Welcome, KGNW. You must have the longest name of anyone here and I'm thinking I should denounce that.

And what's the deal lately with everyone wanting me to autograph their shovels?

BTW, I DENOUNCE EVERYONE WHO'S USING SIGNATURE BLOCKS! It was cute when I started doing it, but now it's gotten way out of hand, making some comrades feel less equal than others.

PINKIE

Commissarka of Hussies, Vodka, Shovels, Beet of the Week Awards Program, HBO, and Guest Soaps
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"I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them." --Uncle Max in The Sound of Music.

I denounce all those comrades who are overly eager to denounce other comrades.

I also denounce the entire west coast, especially the northern region in the ring of fire, as it soon will be buried in ash and I might as well get the denunciation in while there is still something to denounce!!!!

AbecedariusRex wrote:I denounce all those comrades who are overly eager to denounce other comrades.

I DENOUNCE YOU for failing to capitalize the word DENOUNCE.

I denounce Rex for denouncing the part of the USSA where I live, and especially for denouncing the far northern region where I hope to live soon!

You will be getting a very nasty note addressed from People's Rifle Factory 665.9, Olympia Collective, State of Obama USSA very shortly.

Komrade Ivan,

I thank you for your welcome and denounce you for not denouncing me.

Bentonite is of course a Komrade who dwells in the Peoples town of Benton. I duck as many shovels are swinging towards me.

Bentonite is a clay compound that can absorb up to 3 times it's volume in water. Many Komrads also have this property but the liquid is not water. Bentonite is also used to make many things such as cement, adhesives, ceramic bodies, and cat litter. My Komrade cats are expersts in the use of Bentonite.

Semper Fi and if you can't be Gumby, at least try and be Pokie

Commissarka Pinkie

I thank you for your welcome and thank you again for noticing I used the maximum about of characters allowed in ones peoples name.

It is well thought that by having ones shovel autographed by the goddess, eerrrr Commissarka of Vodka, Hussies, do dah do dah do dah that one may gain favor with ones Komrade guard and thus be allowed to watch as others dig, sorta like in a union. After all, not one peoples guard would ever allow a shovel autographed by the Commissarka to be marred by dirt or any other thing of the dirty verity.

Komrade Red Jim

I thank you for your Imperialist service even if it was only part time as I was a part timer of 10 of my 23 years. We must swap Imperialist lies sometime.

Ooooo Rahhhhh

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:With all this said Komrade Marshal, I humbly bow to your rank and ask your benevolence to my lowly station. I am a patient man Komrade Marshal.

Semper Fi Komrades

Well done Komrade Gunny! Well done! Verily, after your many years of service with the Imperialist Marine Corps, you recognize the need for discipline and order. You can be sure, there is much discipline here, and orders flying about as well. I can see you have great potential for the Collective, and you can be sure, we will squeeze out every drop of it.

You are indeed correct. We are of course all equal, it is just some are more equal than others. I can see you have made a good start at becoming one of the latter.

Welcome Comrade Gunny. I notice you favor the ebil black rifle which jams when a grain of dirt gets in the action, and hiccups unless you run carefully crafted handloads through it. All joking aside (I don't have an AR, I already own two .22lr's, so ok I'm still joking) it is a good thing to have the ebil black rifle. All mine are good Russian patterns though, as I am both cheap and slightly clumsy. It is easier to find the recoil spring of an AK or SKS than some of the fiddly bits of an AR after they are dropped. Nonetheless buy mags and stack 'em deep while you still can!

Ivan Betinov wrote:Welcome, KomradeGunny. I had the pleasure of riding through a small portion of you collective while on a fact-finding motorcycle tour of the Western oblasts in 2007. Quite striking. What the Hell is Bentonite?

I too found myself forced to inspect some of the collectives in Wyoming on my three trips to Sturgis.

Komrade Gunny: I like the way you grovel. In lieu of an autographed shovel, how about this?

A recent party training seminar I recently attended recently before I was recently denounced:

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Komrade Gunny: I like the way you grovel. In lieu of an autographed shovel, how about this?

Now that's Gumby, dambit! Pokey is suddenly very attractive.

Bentonite is of course a Komrade who dwells in the Peoples town of Benton.

Thanks for the info on Bentonite, Komrade Gunny. As I crossed the northeast corner of Wyomingstan I rode past the self proclaimed "World's Largest Bentonite Mine" and have wondered ever since exactly what it was (but not enough to actually go look it up). So this mine, it is worked exclusively with proles from Benton, eh? (I live for bad puns, Gunny. Yer okay in my book.)

Red Square wrote:IMPORTANT UPDATE AND ANNOUNCEMENT:

As People's Director I would like to reward Marshal Pupovich's zeal in sniffing out newly arrived thoughtcriminals and presenting them with shovels, directions, and orientation literature.

For his tireless service as Friend of People, Marshal Pupovich is hereby cleared of any outstanding charges, awarded a new Laika Medal, and is allowed to keep his parking space in front of the Party Headquarters. His job title has been also updated to "Commissar of Sniffing Out Thoughtcriminals."

In addition, to make his job easier, the Visual Agitation Department has just posted an updated and slightly revised welcoming message and orientation brochure in the People's Tools section:

Welcome Message to Newly Arrived Thoughtcriminals

Oh Glorious Red Cube! I am touched and honored down to every socialist bone in my greedy body! To be Marshal Commissar in the service of promoting The Common Good™, fighting to keep the collective free of ThoughtCrime™ is a high honor indeed. But after all, it is For the Children™ in the end. To be cleared of any current bogus charges, a fresh new Friend of the People Medal, and renewed parking space is truly icing on my beet cake! I can truly sleep the sleep of the progressive righteous tonight!

Komrade Gunny: I like the way you grovel. In lieu of an autographed shovel, how about this?

Did Kirk bag her in one of the season two episodes?

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:Komrade Commissar_Elliot.

Denounce me, denounce my Komrade Cats but Komrade, never denounce my adopted Free Rebuplik of Wyomingstan. We are truly Red here

So tell me Komrade Commissar, just how is that Al Frankinstien thing working out for you? I know, low blow.

It is glorious, even though we all agree the Al Frankenstien monster is, well a monster, and I've even denounced him. However, ultimatly, his Progressive ideas will bring about CHope for the USSA.

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I hope you take all this as us having to maintain a Marxist character unless we use the (off) (character off) (karakter off) (/karakter) (/character) etc. Now you said you are new here, so I'll warn you, if you are talking (well writing) to someone and you both agree it's serious, that's one thing, but when you type on an article where A LOT of people visit, and you don't specify you are out of character, it can get a little ugly, as you have just experienced.

I'm sorry if I hit you a little below the belt, but I kept forgeting you were new here.

And for what it's worth, Al Frankenstien is just keeping the tradition alive here in Minnesota. Which is, when an election requires a recount (closer than 300 votes I believe), a democrat has never lost it, even if he was behind.

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:
Bentonite is a clay compound that can absorb up to 3 times it's volume in water. Many Komrads also have this property but the liquid is not water. Bentonite is also used to make many things such as cement, adhesives, ceramic bodies, and cat litter. My Komrade cats are expersts in the use of Bentonite.

I looked up Bentonite using my cheating online friend...

We had the same thing in Dallas; mud that was sentient and crawled up your leg during a rainstorm, expanding to voluminous degrees, staining cloth, and crusting boots, turning river beds and streets into raging torrents within seconds, and then drying to a consistency like pottery. All the soccer fields torn up from play during wet weather became lethal fields of pottery shards during the rainless summers; more than once I turned my thighs into hamburger attempting a slide tackle.

I can't help but think that both Montana and Texas (and most of the flat midwestern states in between) have this substance due to the inland sea that existed there during the Cretaceous period. That's assuming, of course, that the Bentonite is in the Eastern portion of the state since it may also be volcanic if it's in the western...

Here's an excellent website to that (for those who enjoy perusing prehistoric plate tectonics as much as I do):
<br>Assembling North America

My ebil black rifle is really ebil. It's a .308 caliber HK-91 clone, which is based off the German G-3. These weren't the good Germans of the DDR, or the old bad Germans who invaded the Rodina. These were the truly bad Germans, the ones that went capitalist for a while before they came to their senses.

AbecedariusRex wrote:

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:
Bentonite is a clay compound that can absorb up to 3 times it's volume in water. Many Komrads also have this property but the liquid is not water. Bentonite is also used to make many things such as cement, adhesives, ceramic bodies, and cat litter. My Komrade cats are expersts in the use of Bentonite.

I looked up Bentonite using my cheating online friend...

We had the same thing in Dallas; mud that was sentient and crawled up your leg during a rainstorm, expanding to voluminous degrees, staining cloth, and crusting boots, turning river beds and streets into raging torrents within seconds, and then drying to a consistency like pottery. All the soccer fields torn up from play during wet weather became lethal fields of pottery shards during the rainless summers; more than once I turned my thighs into hamburger attempting a slide tackle.

I can't help but think that both Montana and Texas (and most of the flat midwestern states in between) have this substance due to the inland sea that existed there during the Cretaceous period. Here's an excellent website to that (for those who enjoy perusing prehistoric plate tectonics as much as I do):
<br>Assembling North America

Oversized picture posted by that moron ABECEDARIUSKNUCKLEHEAD.

Do I smell another denouncement comrade? I've been denounced for having an oversized photo before, soooooo. . .

I DENOUNCE COMRADE AbecedariusRex!

Commissar_Elliott wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:
Bentonite is a clay compound that can absorb up to 3 times it's volume in water. Many Komrads also have this property but the liquid is not water. Bentonite is also used to make many things such as cement, adhesives, ceramic bodies, and cat litter. My Komrade cats are expersts in the use of Bentonite.

I looked up Bentonite using my cheating online friend...

We had the same thing in Dallas; mud that was sentient and crawled up your leg during a rainstorm, expanding to voluminous degrees, staining cloth, and crusting boots, turning river beds and streets into raging torrents within seconds, and then drying to a consistency like pottery. All the soccer fields torn up from play during wet weather became lethal fields of pottery shards during the rainless summers; more than once I turned my thighs into hamburger attempting a slide tackle.

I can't help but think that both Montana and Texas (and most of the flat midwestern states in between) have this substance due to the inland sea that existed there during the Cretaceous period. Here's an excellent website to that (for those who enjoy perusing prehistoric plate tectonics as much as I do):
<br>Assembling North America

Gigantimous picture here!

Do I smell another denouncement comrade? I've been denounced for having an oversized photo before, soooooo. . .

I DENOUNCE COMRADE AbecedariusRex!

I have no idea to what you refer, comrade... it seems YOU have the oversized photo so I DENOUNCE YOU!

Oh, and anyone seen this waycool video?

The MegaFlood!

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AWESOME!

Touche, but the catch is you posted the photo, and if I ever wanted you to get the message, I had to "quote" you.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Touche, but the catch is you posted the photo, and if I ever wanted you to get the message, I had to "quote" you.

Okay, okay, I'll fess up. I posted the humunculus photog and before I could post a smaller one the piranhas stripped my cataplebas bare!

Even a Stalinesque attempt at photo doctoring was unsuccessful so... I DENOUNCE MYSELF!

Komrade Commissarka Pinkie,

How ever will I fall into blissful People's sleep tonight with the vision of a, shall we say well endowed Gumbyette in my minds eye. I shall have evil capitalist thoughts. I must shake these thoughts from my mind and return to the Socialist people's thoughts of service to the Great O's Socialist society. I must go outside and dig with my people's shovel until those evil thoughts are gone.

Now you are coming around KomradeGunny, shoveling for The Party is a fantastic cure for thoughtcrime.

Komrade 7.62 (x 39)

I have never experienced that which you degrade the Imperialist little black rifle. Though the rifle of the brave and strong peoples forces is good at close range and will still function even when dragged thru the mud I prefer the ability to engage the enemies of the people at greater ranges of 300 to 600 meters. When reaching out beyond 600 meters I have chosen the round of our NATO adversaries the 7.62X51.

Komrade at present I have 40+ of the Imperialist little black rifle mags in the 30 round verity and shall buy more at the next People's Gun Show market. I have also been very busy in the Peoples Ammo Factory located in my spare bedroom.

The idea Komrade 7.62, is not to lose those tiny parts and to have many spares to use when needed.

Semper Fi Komrade and stay Gumby, and if you can't at least be Pokie

I DENOUNCE ABECEDARIUS REX! For posting false and seditious propaganda masquerading as science. This so-called "Mega Flood" is an absolute impossibility; no cataclysm of this magnitude could possibly take place except as the result of man! These falsehood must be stopped and those respon--(reads note brought in by messenger prole)

Ahem. It seems that this program was produced for PBS, and therefor cannot be questioned. I withdraw my previous denunciation, and look forward to part 6, which will undoubtedly reveal the full culpability of the Bush Administration.

Komrade Commissar_Elliott

I thank you Komrade.

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I shall remember your kind words and I never thought you were hitting below the belt. I am a big boy and can take it as well as dish it out. Besides, I always wear body armor and a cup when posting.

Comrade7.62 wrote:Welcome Comrade Gunny. I notice you favor the ebil black rifle which jams when a grain of dirt gets in the action, and hiccups unless you run carefully crafted handloads through it. All joking aside (I don't have an AR, I already own two .22lr's, so ok I'm still joking) it is a good thing to have the ebil black rifle. All mine are good Russian patterns though, as I am both cheap and slightly clumsy. It is easier to find the recoil spring of an AK or SKS than some of the fiddly bits of an AR after they are dropped. Nonetheless buy mags and stack 'em deep while you still can!

I once built one of those ebil rifles, to further camouflage my infiltration into the Capitalist gun culture. I sold it, but since then have acquired my H&K USP .45 and .44 Desert Eagle (with various bits of HK apparel) to go into deep cover.

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote: I always wear body armor and a cup when posting.

Heya, me too! though maybe that's just my Batman fetish...

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:Komrade Commissar_Elliott

I thank you Komrade.

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I shall remember your kind words and I never thought you were hitting below the belt. I am a big boy and can take it as well as dish it out. Besides, I always wear body armor and a cup when posting.

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Thanks, and I know you could take it. Didn't you say you were in the service at one time? Well, you have to have some balls to do that, which is more than you can say about the libbies who are trying to destroy it.

AbecedariusRex wrote:

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote: I always wear body armor and a cup when posting.

Heya, me too! though maybe that's just my Batman fetish...

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Hahaha. . . That animation is the craziest!

I denounce every one for denouncing other people about their denouncing and infact I denounce myself at the same time for denouncing with all of you at this moment.

Red Jim wrote:My pleasure KomradeGunny, as a former part-time Imperialist it's the least I could do.

Semper Fi - stay gumby

Comrade, it is my understanding, and therefore correct, in regard to this particular branch, that once an imperialist, one is always an imperialist. Therefore I believe we may need to employ some additional brain washing with you and Kamrade Gunny.

Komrade Marshal,

You are very correct that once and member of the Imperial Nation's Marine Corps you are always a member, as I was for 23 years and a live time.

Komrade Marshal, this washing of the brain intrigues me. Does one need to remove the brain to wash it or can it be washed by inserting a water supply device into one ear and allow it to flow out the other ear?

Would Commissarka Pinkie's exquisite Gumbyette be available for this washing of the brain. I feel my brain getting dirtier just envisioning her bodacious greenness.

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and as a Marine I still hold to the oath I took in May of 1973 to protect and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. It the times we have today, it is the domestic enemies I fear I must defend the Constitution against.

If there is to be a revolution, let it begin with me

Semper Fi

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Red Jim wrote:My pleasure KomradeGunny, as a former part-time Imperialist it's the least I could do.

Semper Fi - stay gumby

Comrade, it is my understanding, and therefore correct, in regard to this particular branch, that once an imperialist, one is always an imperialist. Therefore I believe we may need to employ some additional brain washing with you and Kamrade Gunny.

Marshal, it has been a daily struggle. It took several years to mold myself into the sheeple I am today. It required many hours of reading my little red book, attending peace rallies and protesting the WTO. I have done extra credit such as reading the Daily Kos, Huffington Post, NYT and other Party organs. I have sent fan mail to Dan Rather because he was so badly mistreated by the press.

I have found that all is better now the The One has swooped in to save us. I have replaced my little red book with my new little blue book. I say The One's Prayer in the morning when I rise and at bed before I sleep. Everytime He speaks a tingle runs up my leg, He will make it all better. At the speed with which He is changing things we will be living in a Eurosocialist stagneted economy Workers Paradise in no time.

If it suits the Marshal I would happily use my imperialist training on behalf of the Party, just ask Party member Murtha, I'm good at murder, rape, torture and all without those embarrassing photos the doggies like to take. Please, I'd be happy to help you kill quiet dissent in Party ranks or torture explain our position to the opposition. I really, really would not mind at all.


After what I heard last night and the revelation this morning on last minute healthcare reform, ie cutting costs in healthcare by not treating people, I don't know that we can wait till 2010 to vote the bums out of office. I'm beginning to collect pitchforks and torches.

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:Komrade 7.62 (x 39)

I have never experienced that which you degrade the Imperialist little black rifle. Though the rifle of the brave and strong peoples forces is good at close range and will still function even when dragged thru the mud I prefer the ability to engage the enemies of the people at greater ranges of 300 to 600 meters. When reaching out beyond 600 meters I have chosen the round of our NATO adversaries the 7.62X51.

Komrade at present I have 40+ of the Imperialist little black rifle mags in the 30 round verity and shall buy more at the next People's Gun Show market. I have also been very busy in the Peoples Ammo Factory located in my spare bedroom.

The idea Komrade 7.62, is not to lose those tiny parts and to have many spares to use when needed.

Semper Fi Komrade and stay Gumby, and if you can't at least be Pokie

Komrade Gunny, if your Imperialist rifle runs like a well oiled people's watch then you are among the more equal of us!

Along with x39 I also favor the 7.62x54r. My 1943 Mosin Nagant is named "Ma Bell" for it truly can reach out and touch someone!

I see Komrade Rex knows the one and true Komrade Batman.

In the spirit of Socialist Socialism I ask the Commissars to allow you a people's extra 30 seconds of rest from doing the Socialist People's shoveling tonight and that no one denounces you until sun shines on the glorious Socialist Peoples' Red Square. (the place not the person)

Who let the jarhead in?
Not Betinov either....I know what you all just thought!
See?
Next it will be squids.
Remember what happened with the last squid?

Welcome Gunny.
I have a great remedy for sand fleas.
Do you want to know the secret recipe?

Komrade 7.62.

I must report myself for the people's re-education for the X54R version completely slipped my still learning to be a good Socialist mind.

The 7.62X54R round is a great Socialist tool as proved time and time again by the glorious snipers of the Soviet Socialists People's Army during the Great Patriotic War against the Fascist Aggressors.

I am a Socialist happy in the knowledge that if my Imperialist rifle runs like a well oiled people's watch that I have my trusty Imperialist 1911A1 and my Komrade Grand father's Ka-Bar at my side.

And always remember Komrade 7.62, “Long distance is the next best thing to being there.”

Oh yes, I denounce myself for not remembering the 7.62x54R and shall spend many extra minutes with my people's shovel tonight.

Komrade Space Dog,

No one let the Jar head in. Being the Good Socialist that I am, I used the people's det cord around the people's door and let my self in to work in the glorious peoples ditch shoveling the people's dirt with my people's shovel that I took from my Capitalist Pig landlady.

Now Komrade Space Dog, why is that when ever anyone mentions squid or any other variation of a less than Socialist name for a sailor of our glorious fleet, I always think of the Capitalist dogs of the Village People.

As a good Socialist and friend of the Komrades of P.E.T.A. I abhor the vile treatment of our good Socialist friend the Sand Flea and must denounce you.

Comrade Elliott, may ask a favor? Would you be so kind as to remove the oversize posts (made in the true and proper spirit of denuciation, to be sure) from this thread? I have to keep scrolling from side to side to read posts, and it is aggravating my Bush-Derangement-Syndrome-induced vertigo.

I'll remove mine toot sweet, to use a foreign phrase there.

As a good Socialist and friend of the Komrades of P.E.T.A. I abhor the vile treatment of our good Socialist friend the Sand Flea and must denounce you.

Fair enough!
But I want you to know it's called a "shower".
You know...just in case there are Capitalist Pig Sand Fleas trying to infiltrate your well organized Flying, Jumping, Swimming and Low Crawling Circus.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Red Jim wrote:My pleasure KomradeGunny, as a former part-time Imperialist it's the least I could do.

Semper Fi - stay gumby

Comrade, it is my understanding, and therefore correct, in regard to this particular branch, that once an imperialist, one is always an imperialist. Therefore I believe we may need to employ some additional brain washing with you and Kamrade Gunny.

Do it extra hard for me Marshal, I'm busy with some other new recruits, so this one is all yours.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Who let the jarhead in?
Not Betinov either....I know what you all just thought!
See?
Next it will be squids.
Remember what happened with the last squid?

Welcome Gunny.
I have a great remedy for sand fleas.
Do you want to know the secret recipe?

Jarheads do have their uses though Comrade Space Dog. After all, we can hand them People's Rifles ™ and send them towards the imperialist war mongers first.

Ah, I thought it was due to a couple of Bentonite-related denunciation posts, but now Abe has claimed responsibility. I am cunfused and doubting my own faculties, but at least it's gone now. I got what I wanted and somebody else took care of it. Socialism in a nutshell.

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:Komrade Marshal, this washing of the brain intrigues me. Does one need to remove the brain to wash it or can it be washed by inserting a water supply device into one ear and allow it to flow out the other ear?
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and as a Marine I still hold to the oath I took in May of 1973 to protect and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. It the times we have today, it is the domestic enemies I fear I must defend the Constitution against.

If there is to be a revolution, let it begin with me

Semper Fi

Komrade Gunny, as it happens, I may be of some help. Earlier in my meteoric rise in the Party hierarchy, I was first promoted to Commissar of Eco Prostitution and Mental Health. In thus vein, I made significant inroads on the treatment and prevention of ThoughtCrime™. I suggest that you research this link and no doubt, you will come to the correct decision.

Gunny, you talk like me in regard to the domestic enemies. I personally believe that the time may be ripe, or soon will be, for another American revolution. I see no hope for any real change in the downward slope this country is on via the ballot box. I have become so radical in this belief that it is beyond my wildest imagination. But when I see how the Constitution has been forgotten, ignored, and misused, I can see no other options available other than a complete up to down rehaul of the system, or secession.

Red Jim wrote: If it suits the Marshal I would happily use my imperialist training on behalf of the Party, just ask Party member Murtha, I'm good at murder, rape, torture and all without those embarrassing photos the doggies like to take. Please, I'd be happy to help you kill quiet dissent in Party ranks or torture explain our position to the opposition. I really, really would not mind at all.


After what I heard last night and the revelation this morning on last minute healthcare reform, ie cutting costs in healthcare by not treating people, I don't know that we can wait till 2010 to vote the bums out of office. I'm beginning to collect pitchforks and torches.

Comrade Red Jim, your struggle to reform yourself is laudable, an inspriation to other former imperialists. Your devotion reminds me of the many times I have suggested to the Chairman, that "there is no tree too big for me to cut down."


I agree, what we are seeing right now is the complete socialization of this country in one fell swoop, and I fear we will never recover, at least not in the traditional way of the ballot box.

Yes, Marshal, nothing shall stand in the way of the Party and it's agenda.




The One is already talking about the taxes to pay for the spending. Once this bill gets signed he has 6 months to turn the economy around. When that doesn't happen he owns the economy. The mid-terms will have to shift power to the Republicans, if not then we will need a real revolution to change things.

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Than long live our revolution.

Pray that some psycho does NOT inflict a fatal case of lead poisoning on his O'liness. Keep in mind who the V.P. is!

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Pray that some psycho does NOT inflict a fatal case of lead poisoning on his O'liness. Keep in mind who the V.P. is!

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I hope not, the best revenge is to have them live with their mistakes. I'd have to say though that having jumpin' Joe as Prez would be a laugh a minute.

Red Jim wrote:
I hope not, the best revenge is to have them live with their mistakes. I'd have to say though that having jumpin' Joe as Prez would be a laugh a minute.

It would be laughable, if you can stay awake long enough through one of his narcolepsy-inspiring speeches.

DDR Kamerad wrote:

Red Jim wrote: I'd have to say though that having jumpin' Joe as Prez would be a laugh a minute.

Perhaps, though I don't know if I find this all that laughable...

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though this is...

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DDR Kamerad wrote:I DENOUNCE COMRADE RIEUXCAT, for being overly enamored with a non-SEC football team (and having less-than-adequate German skills, despite his familial attachments with Teutons).

I denounce DDR Kamerad for using acronyms and denouncing one of the finest felines on the cube.

And I denounce anyone who has denounced Commissarka Pinkie, mainly because I can only dodge the golden shovel for short periods.

And I denounce myself for all the times I was obstreperous and vociferous.

And I denounce myself for using $10 dollar words. Such shameless capitalism!

DDR Kamerad wrote:

Red Jim wrote:
I hope not, the best revenge is to have them live with their mistakes. I'd have to say though that having jumpin' Joe as Prez would be a laugh a minute.

It would be laughable, if you can stay awake long enough through one of his narcolepsy-inspiring speeches.

Well, yeah but you'd live for the Q & A sessions and off the cuff campaign remarks. Besides what we have now um, er, ah, do you think he could have gone to Toastmasters while community organizing?

KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:Komrade Ivan,

I thank you for your welcome and denounce you for not denouncing me.

Bentonite is of course a Komrade who dwells in the Peoples town of Benton. I duck as many shovels are swinging towards me.

Bentonite is a clay compound that can absorb up to 3 times it's volume in water. Many Komrads also have this property but the liquid is not water. Bentonite is also used to make many things such as cement, adhesives, ceramic bodies, and cat litter. My Komrade cats are expersts in the use of Bentonite.

Semper Fi and if you can't be Gumby, at least try and be Pokie

KomradeGunny, are you in the Big Horn Basin? I know of several such mines around the collective of Lovell.

I denounce Red Jim for looking like the thing that represented the eye of HAL in "2001: A space Oddysey". Uh...no hard feelings Jim. We'll try to write letters that don't have to be entirely blacked out to send to you in the gulag.

Also, like the Glorious Comerades in the Communist Party of Lenningrad (who said Petersburg? DIE, counter-revolutionary pig!), I too denounce the latest Bond Girl for forgetting how the Soviet system taught her and brought her up, and for defaming the glorious memory of those killed by puppet agent of Kapitalizm, Agent 007:

https://unian.net/eng/news/news-280886.html

The Tsarevna wrote:
Also, like the Glorious Comerades in the Communist Party of Lenningrad (who said Petersburg? DIE, counter-revolutionary pig!), I too denounce the latest Bond Girl for forgetting how the Soviet system taught her and brought her up, and for defaming the glorious memory of those killed by puppet agent of Kapitalizm, Agent 007:

https://unian.net/eng/news/news-280886.html

I like the fact that she is a "wanton daughter of unclean Ukraine". Wanton. Unclean, as in dirty... yes, filthy... filthy dirty wanton... I'll gladly denounce her; and denounce her again and again and again if I have to.


BTW, do they know it's just a movie?

Perhaps this creature above is really a man, and thus quite progressive. Clearly I need to investigate this creature closely, repeatedly, to ensure no error was made.

The Tsarevna wrote:I denounce Red Jim for looking like the thing that represented the eye of HAL in "2001: A space Oddysey". Uh...no hard feelings Jim. We'll try to write letters that don't have to be entirely blacked out to send to you in the gulag.

But Tsarevna, it just a reflection of my socialist identity. GIGO, what ever the party tells me, I believe and then repeat verbatim. The party instructs me and then I share that knowledge with the people. Calm, cool, collected, dispassionately dispensing the Party Line to all who would listen. Of course, if the Party asks me to keep some information from the people, I may get a little homicidal trying to stay within mission parameters but we can always make more people!

AbecedariusRex wrote:
I like the fact that she is a "wanton daughter of unclean Ukraine". Wanton. Unclean, as in dirty... yes, filthy... filthy dirty wanton... I'll gladly denounce her; and denounce her again and again and again if I have to.


BTW, do they know it's just a movie?

She's burned into my memory chips.

Red Jim wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:
I like the fact that she is a "wanton daughter of unclean Ukraine". Wanton. Unclean, as in dirty... yes, filthy... filthy dirty wanton... I'll gladly denounce her; and denounce her again and again and again if I have to.


BTW, do they know it's just a movie?

She's burned into my memory chips.

Ditto! Mega Dittos, upon reflection!!!

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ZB

I denounce Komrades Red Jim, AbecedariusRex and Zampolit Blokhayev for the the Imperialist Capitalist decadent way that they are acting. Is this any way for a true Socialist to behave Komrades. This is very chauvinistic of these Komrades. No matter how true their actions may be. I wonder if her mother is single?

Now I must go back to shoveling to help remove the Decadent photo from my Good Socialist mind.

I have heard of this "Mega Dittos" verbiage before and I denounce you once again Komrade Zampolit Blokhayev for this use this term of the great Imperialist Capitalist Dog El Rushbo's fans when greeting him on the outlawed "Talk Radio" You and all Komrades should only listen to the Socialist People's National Public Radio and nothtng else, as I do.

I DENOUNCE ABECEDARIOUS REX, RED JIM, AND ZAMPOLIT BLOKHAYEV FOR REPEATEDLY POSTING THE SAME PICTURE OF A CAPITALIST SKANK!

I'd also like to take this opportunity to denounce the idiot I was stuck driving behind today. He's in a convertible with the top down, wind ruffling his flowing golden tresses. At the stoplight he picks up a hairbrush and brushes everything back into place, patting it with his hand. Green light, pedal to the metal, and the wind blows everything out of place again. Next stoplight, brush and pat and repeat.

WTF?

And yes, it was a guy.

Commissarka Pinkie,
Where do you live? For here in Minnesota, we have no convertables, for the wind is always artic cold, and our hair can not be styled that way, at least if you want to stay driving on the ice.

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Yeah, we have convertables, just not usable this time of year.

Commissarka, she is a double agent, what was once known as a honey trap in the good old days of our beloved Soviet Union. So it is not a crime to have her etched onto my memory chips.
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Sunstroke? Doesn't own a hat? Wildly vain? They'll give anyone a license these days. I fantasize about running cellphone users off the road, it really shouldn't be a crime.[/off]

Comrade Elliott, I live in Florida, where as of this posting it is 75 degrees and I'm wearing shorts.

And all of you be well assured--the next comrade to post that skank photo will get his memory chips smashed by my shovel.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Comrade Elliott, I live in Florida, where as of this posting it is 75 degrees and I'm wearing shorts.

And all of you be well assured--the next comrade to post that skank photo will get his memory chips smashed by my shovel.

What about this skank?

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