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Take your trinkets elsewhere corporate whore! We don't need your corporate cures when we have strong Communist zeal keeping us healthy and happy! Why, just ask Congressthing Rosa DeLauro! She/he/bird-like-monster will tell you of the awesome power that Communism can bring to your life!

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That hair, that nose... that Adam's apple?? Gorgeous! Absolutely Gorgeous???
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Oh look! A picture of Congressthing DeLauro pontificating on the floor of the House!

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I do believe she was one of my indoctrinators as a child...Gonzo!!

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HOLY SHI'ITE, MEOW!!!!

Where the hell did you find that?????

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The Dark Crystal Meth. I think her teeth are tombstones stolen from the American cemetery at Normandy which is entirely fitting.

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OH! MY! I thought it was her Empress at first, but not even she is that bad!

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I have a feeling that it would take about 3" of a garrote to strangler her, but then since she doesn't use her brain the lack of oxygen wouldn't matter.

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:OH! MY! I thought it was her Empress at first, but not even she is that bad!
THOUGHTCRIME!!

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Nothing is as bad as Our Many Titted Empress and nothing is as good either. She defies comparison to mortal things.

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She defies comparison to mortal things.

What about comparison to things that are non-living? Can we compare her to a VW Bug? Slow, annoying and always taking up too much room.

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And full of smelly hippies too. With a bad paint job.

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Don't forget the big dent in the driver side door. They never look when they pull out and always cut off someone else causing them to plough right into them. (Yay!)

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But here in Texas there is something worse, although I'm rather embarrassed to admit it. I utterly loathe Suburbans, Excursions, Yukons, dualies, and other tanks. I drive an Acura TL which is invisible to them. These are not bad people, and I do not care about their gas mileage--they pay what they want to. But the size of the vehicle makes them inconsiderate and they without exception pull out in front of me, forcing me to slam on my brakes, and then when I pass, they slowly speed up to pass me and slow down. They take up two parking places. The vehicle makes them rude.

At least they no longer have those goddamned awful "Baby on Board" stickers, which meant that I was supposed to give way to a woman who would take her Suburban to the shopping mall and put her baby, no longer on board, into a pram and use it as a battering ram.

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I once saw a Hummer H2 in a COSTCO parking lot that was taking up 2 compact parking spaces. We've got a Taco, I mean, Tahoe, and we certainly don't drive like the way you described those people.

I guess it comes from my dad's racing background, but for some reason, we all drive a little... um... what the police would call "Aggressive Driving, even though we call it "Intensive Defensive Driving". Also, all our cars have either a heavy duty suspension, or a sports suspension, and massive breaks. The Taco (there I go again), Tahoe has a dual exhaust so none of them are in any shape to go slow.

But most of the time we end up getting stuck behind some dip in a Volvo or Subaru.

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When I die and Lenin gives me my wish, I want to see a two-mile-long freight train plow into five VW busses filled with smelly hippies.

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That would be funny to watch. Although I was watching a show and I saw trains collide with several different vehicles including a school bus and some lady who wasn't paying attention to where she was going (talking on a cell phone ate the same time) walk right over the train tracks and get ploughed over. But that part was cut out because she got killed.

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I own a title company and in the 70s when it was owned by my forebears I did takeoff (that's making a transcription of instruments filed to see what land they effect) of a district-court suit. Frito, Nacho, Pancho and Jesus had come from the Santa Rosa Hall on Saturday night after a wedding which was, as usual, fueled with booze and beer, beer, and beer. Coming home in this tiny town, the driver fell asleep on the Southern Pacific railroad tracks. The man behind him roused himself, got out and walked the two blocks home. The others slept on.

The train came through town, slowly for it is a town, at 2 AM and hit the car. No one was killed, unfortunately, to keep the gene pool from being contaminated further, but the people sued the Missouri Pacific for "failure to keep a proper lookout" and "operating in an unsafe manner" which is standard personal-injury lawyerese for accusing some company of doing something when dumb-asses needed to be eliminated before they corrupted the gene pool more. Dr. Darwin, you're falling down on the job. Lower the drinking and driving age here to 14. Oh. You have for all practical purposes.

I am not giving all companies carte blanche for they do not all deserve it, but in general I've found that companies tend to go for screwing people with financial things, like high interest rates and fees--and I know this because it's my business. If you ever meet a mortgage broker, gut-shot, in a dark alley, kick it <i>hard</i> and walk off.

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More fun with trains:


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In 1984 an ex-friend Neill came through Midland to spend the night after a semester at law school. The first thing out of his mind was, "The world is too safe. The morons are breeding."

I agreed but at one time thought that seat-belt laws were good to protect children. Then I realized that the children of morons are morons. What about the children of others? If they trust their children to morons, they're morons too.

Harsh? Yes. But Darwin <i>always</i> has the last laugh. Evolution is much smarter than anyone is.

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That's one thing that Europe is beating us in. They don't have sissy laws to protect themselves from their own stupidity. If you ever watch one of those video clips of Rally Races in Europe, the people are right alongside the track with only a tape border separating them from the track. Then when one of the cars wipes out, it takes with it about 20 of the idiots who had to stand 2 feet away from a car going 60 Mph on a slick dirt road.

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In 1981 Gary and I went to the pyramids in Mexico and I wondered what struck me. You could climb those steps--10" tall and 6" wide, with only a chain to hold onto. In America you would be barred from climbing them at all.

But in my job--I own a title company--daily I wipe the fundaments of people of no mind and it's what I do and do for a living. I consider it pro bono work as it makes only about 20% of my income and takes 95% of my time and gives 115% of my aggravation. And it has realtors involved, who are in general a low form of life.

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You can't even climb a freakin' tree anymore without people yelling at you to get down before you hurt yourself or hurt the stupid tree.

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Intelligence is recessive. And bear in mind that the smart thing to do is not to yell at people for doing stupid things. Adam Smith's invisible hand is never conquered, only delayed, and after enough time, the backhand will knock you on your ass.


 
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