Let me tell you, it is difficult to be a public school art teacher when you are a rational Conservative. At least it is in my case.

Patrick Courrielche has a great post up at Big Hollywood HERE discussing the NEA helping the Kremlin, ooops, sorry I mean White House by giving money to artists to do things like promote Fuhrer, I mean President Obama's agenda.

As for all of you people calling General Mao, I mean President Obama names I think it's time to knock it off. It's not like dictatorships, I mean democratic governments using art as propaganda, I mean promotional tools for state affairs would be reasons to think something is wrong.

NEA is thinking only of the children and their future. What better way to ensure their well-being then having them become well-paid government hacks.

There should be a national design contest to create The Won's next logo. The school child who wins this contest will be appointed logo czar as I think the art czar position is already filled.

I have been designing logos and posters for the Dear Leader. While I'm no artist you might find something useful for the children:

Obama-44th-Best and Last President

Here's the People's Cube submission to the NEA agitprop contest...


And here's an anonymous submission...

Come to think of it, the Cube has a most komplete kollektion of the Obamunist agitprop. Here are just some samples:




The last picture was, of course, inspired by the NEA-funded "Cross in Urine" masterpiece.

Speaking of which, we remember making the "Mother of Obama" version of Chris Olifi's "Virgin Mary" smeared with elephant dung and covered with pornographic clippings, but we couldn't find it. If you do, post it here and count on a special NEA prize, which will be either the NEA logo soaked in the artist's urine, or the portrait of NEA chairman covered with the dung of NEA board members, or a collection of pornographic pictures of said NEA board members covered with the dung of their esteemed chairman, or a similar memorable NEA souvenir promoting culture, diversity, and deeper understanding through the arts.

OK, I found it first! If I get to choose the prize, I'd choose the pornographic portrait of NEA chairman covered with the dung of NEA board members

Red Square wrote: The last picture was, of course, inspired by the NEA-funded "Cross in Urine" masterpiece.

Speaking of which, we remember making the "Mother of Obama" version of Chris Olifi's "Virgin Mary" smeared with elephant dung and covered with pornographic clippings, but we couldn't find it. If you do, post it here and count on a special NEA prize, which will be either the NEA logo soaked in the artist's urine, or the portrait of NEA chairman covered with the dung of NEA board members, or a collection of pornographic pictures of said NEA board members covered with the dung of their esteemed chairman, or a similar memorable NEA souvenir promoting culture, diversity, and deeper understanding through the arts.

Is it just me or does anyone else fondly remember the old days when artists used paints and such instead of poop and pee? Just sayin'.

Just have Hope, Opiate, for a Change...

We deify Obama...



Where's our NEO grant!?! Huh? Huh? We want it NOW!