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New Barbaric Police Tactic for Dispersing OWS Protestors

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Video of police pepper-spraying OWS protestors has gone global and has become the face of the police when confronting the "Occupy" movement. Police mindful of protecting the public while not trampling on First Amendment rights of protesters, and aware of the negative publicity when using pepper spray as a crowd dispersing method had been actively seeking a better alternative.

Many crowd dispersal methods were looked at, but police finally settled on one method that in the past has shown that just the mere sight of it generally sends 99 percent of the OWS protest movement members running away as fast as he or she can before having the chance for the dispersal agent to be actually used and being personally exposed to it.

Police sources stated that they are confident that this will be a vast improvement over currently employed OWS crowd control tactics and have ordered the agent to be deployed for immediate field use after rudimentary police force training on proper spraying techniques. Police are confident once this is in place that pepper spray videos will soon become a thing of the past.

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And then they unleash the most terrifying & repugnant terrorism tactic of all:

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Our enemies are some ruthless bastards, indeed.


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Do not fail to keep in mind the unethical practice of what hunters call "shooting over the bait"
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Like picking beets from a barrel. There is just no sport in it.

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It's truly a great shame that the 100% natural, bio-degradable, completely organic areosol with an ozone friendly propellent offended so many that were expected to embrace this forward thinking manner for crowd control. You just can't make some progs happy.

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The closest a progressive mind comes to happiness is making others as unhappy as he is.

~ Krasnodar

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OMG,

Our spies have just uncovered secret plans that the police had obtained to construct a device so gruesome that our OWS brethren may well be soon under actual aerial attack!!!!!

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The could be a legal battle over how long groups remain peacefully assembled without sanitation, soap, or showers without becoming a violent mob. My vote is 48 hours.

Colonel says 72 hours max!

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After some intensive pondering I believe that the "official" answer to the occutard issue is "non-lethal" and safe for planted crops and orchards....

We use the "Mars Attacks" technique! We broadcast military music, interspersed with speeches from George Bush, to drown out their drumlines.... if their heads do not explode, they will run, not walk back to their dormitories and mamas basements!

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The closest a progressive mind comes to happiness is making others as unhappy as he is.

~ Krasnodar

Indeed, this is no secret comrade. Since there is not in fact enough wealth to make everyone wealthy if redistributed, the only method to achieve total equality is to make everyone equally poor and miserable!

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Disperses up to 99%? Doesn't that actually mean ALL of them?


 
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